The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You receive the thing that is on your mind --- an extremely dirty looking dildo (formerly owned by Squall...ew).

My my, Joe. :p

*inserts tictac*

You recieve a hammer and nails..

Don't tempt me Daisy...=]

*Inserts coin and wood

You recieve a slap.

:D

*walks to vending machine...inserts penis*

You recieve strange deju vu 0_o;;

Inserts coin of..dreamyness?*

you got a date with Squall!! (FF VIII)

*inserts coin in*

You also get a date.........with Gogo. Ha!

*inserts gummi bear*

You got some a bloke named Frank who works a day job in a box making factory. He is about 6''3' and has a wife named Mary with two kids, Matt who is aged 6 and James aged 9. Frank is 35 and his hobbies are playing tennis with his old high school buddy, Jeff. Frank is currently in a bad mood because he isn't getting enough money from his job.

*Inserts coin forged from cardboard

You get a cardboard box.

*inserts platinum coin*

You get a shiny platinum box filled with wepons of mass destruction. :O

*inserts a shiny coin*

You get a hobo-ised Tidus in a large tin can

*inserts hairy coin*

You get a giant..furry.. squisy doll! It's purple and looks like a Jelly fish!

*inserts a Chocobo*..somehow*

You get a chocobo egg.. from the im-pregnated chocobo you shoved into the machine. Let's not go into details as to how it got pregnant.

*Inserts coin*

You get Piggsy. =]

Inserts chainsaw*

You've succesfully destroyed the vending machine. You get vending machine parts.

*New holy vending-machine is sent down from the heavens*

Everything from this vending machine is at least slightly holy.

*Inserts coin*

you recieve......a holy bottle!!!


*inserts coin*

You recieve a holy t-shirt (it's not much good for wear as it has lots of holes in it)

*inserts coin*

Holy Cow!!!! you didn't get a darned thing, boy!

*inserts a coin*

Hmph.. you get some holy water - to cleanse you from your sins. Don't touch it though - it burns.

*inserts coin*

oh thanks. you get the holy spell. Aren't I so nice??

*inserts coin*

you get yuffie's headband!

*inserts coin*

you recieve a holy rock....

*inserts coin*

You recieve an holy-bomb - chuck it and it blows up, healing everyone in the blast radius by a great amount.

*inserts coin*

interestingly awesome.

you recieve a holy flower that will protect you from danger.

*inserts coin*

You recieve a really cool guy who was deported from America for rape charges.

*Inserts penis and coins*

you recieve a slap in the face by a hot girl and a box thats says "sorry try again"

*inserts coin*

You receive a kick in the ass by Gogo.

*Inserts coins*

*you receive distorted guitar*

*snickers*

*inserts stick*

you recieve a better looking stick

*inserts pudding*

You recieve a sock

Inserts wool*

You recieve the # 23 counting sheep from the matress comercial!

*inserts a sticker*