The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get a group picture of Cid.
*inserts coin*

You get toenail clippings.
*Inserts keypad*

You get Red Thirteen's toenail clippings.
*Inserts keypad*

you get the extremely rare Napolean dynamite Playing card

puts in a coin*

You get a free piano lesson from Bill Clinton.
*Inserts a shoelace*

You get an shoe, But no shoelace for it.

*inserts Cat food*

You get one satisfied cat playing with a shoelace.
*inserts a Danny DeVito

You get a cup of coffee
*inserts a bus pass*

you get a homeless guy with crumbs in his beard!

*put in a box of playing cards

You get a casino playing-chip
*inserts PSP*

you get dissidia 2 but you cant play it without your psp
*Inserts Picture of Sora and Roxas*

You get a goofy-singing-in-shower pendant.

*Inserts pocket watch*

You get a loss of your time PUN!

*Inserts a picture of Ventus* XD im sooo obsessed with KH

You get a goofy picture frame.

*Inserts library card*

You get a prepaid visa

*Inserts the ultima weapon*

You get a glowy stick.

*Inserts paint chip*

gets bucket of paint(of course)

*inserts bag of texas pete hot sauce potato chips*

You recieve a bag of tortilla chips and a side of guacamole (Now don'tcha wish you kept your texas pete? :P )

*Inserts Samurai Champloo Soundtrack*

You get a double edged samurai sword.

*Inserts own genitals*

Gets herpes and a baby alien

*inserts android phone*

You get a turkey dinner that was eaten 50 year ago!

*inserts a lightning rod*

You get a cup of rainwater

*Inserts USB Memory Stick*

You get a video of a girl who believes she is Hannah Montana! ;)

*inserts roller blades of Hades*

You get Hades Helm of darkness.

*inserts cherry nutri grain bar*

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You get Hades Helm of darkness.

*inserts cherry nutri grain bar*

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You recieve 1 Str+

*Inserts SuperSweeper*

You get a drenched, angry female Moogle, Kupo!

*inserts Blade of Kiliko Ruins*

You receive a flat tire

*Inserts chopsticks*

You recieve 5 Black Nitro Sticks of Fury and a pigletburger!

*inserts Contact by Carl Sagan*

You receive infinite knowledge

*inserts brotherhood sword*