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    You get a nuke (can I have it?)

    /insert Dark Materia

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    You get a sparkly Sephiroth Pulshi, and a quarter!

    *Inserts White Materia*

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    You recieve a "HOLY chocobos you're back!" spell to to use the GF Alexander's "holy chocobos" attack with.
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    You get a coconut even though you didn't put on anything

    /put on 3 silver coins

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    Yeah... I didn't put anything in since I can manipulate machinery with my mid... I didn't forget dammit!

    Oh and you recieve Necron's spleen signed by Vivi.

    *telepathically inserts 50p coin*
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    You get a piece of paper that says: Don't play WoW.

    *Inserts pig*

    [ Spaghetti ] - [ Petition for FFVIII Remake ] - [ Lily's LiveJournal ]

    "Everything dies."
    Sig and av are, as usual, made by me.
    STOCK IMAGE

    TFF Family, Quotes and Awards:

    {My TFF Family}

    Froggie, Rocco, Craven, Cilla
    Beanie, Martin, Fishie,
    Bleachie, Xeim, Omega



    Because we're clones.

    Classic Quotes:
    George: oh these ff people got tactics
    Rachel: Yes. Final Fantasy Tactics. *shot*

    Callum: why have you got a slurred russian swear word in your pm
    Callum: khoi is practically the biggest insult you could ever give anyone lol
    Rocco: Does he know it's a fish?

    ON A RANDOM BIMBO
    Cilla: She needs a reality check.
    Rachel says: She is a kissass.
    Cilla: She really is.
    Rachel says: Her personality annoys me. D:
    Cilla says: Her name annoys me.
    Rachel says: She is stupid. xD
    Cilla says: She has herpes, I reckon.

    Bean: Irvine could go for a walk in NORG's ass.


    TFF owning Morons:

    George:
    OKAY HERE WE GO
    ANN WHY ARNT U AT WORK BY NOW IT PAST 8 AND UR LATE FOR UR HOOKER SHIFT
    ROCCO BL IN ENGLISH TEACHER....ULL PROBS BE LIKE GRADE1 TEACHER
    Rach....Enough said
    [^ win!!]

    Rocco: WE WIN x infinity.


    Rocco is straight, but has awful timing:

    ON DAVID TENNANT
    Rocco: I swear, if I ever see him, I'll steal him and shove him in my cupboard.
    Rocco: Lovingly, of course.
    Rocco: And we can get married in the TARDIS. *0*
    Rocco: IT PERSONIFIES HIM! SEX ON LEGS!
    Rocco: <333333
    Rocco: *fangirl squeal*

    Nathan: Did you just come out of the closet?
    Rocco: Oh, yeah.

    ON THE VIAGRA-MAN
    Rocco says: You can change your DP as well.
    Rocco says: Even though that man is incredibly sexy.

    Froggie: Rocco.
    Froggie: You need to be bisexual.
    Rocco: I am.


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    My Warlok comes out of the machine and casts Hellfire, the entirer are burst into flames incinerating Tiger Lily

    *puts in empty beer bottle*

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    Amor fati. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Tiger Lily's Avatar
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    You get shards of glass.

    *Inserts coin*

    [ Spaghetti ] - [ Petition for FFVIII Remake ] - [ Lily's LiveJournal ]

    "Everything dies."
    Sig and av are, as usual, made by me.
    STOCK IMAGE

    TFF Family, Quotes and Awards:

    {My TFF Family}

    Froggie, Rocco, Craven, Cilla
    Beanie, Martin, Fishie,
    Bleachie, Xeim, Omega



    Because we're clones.

    Classic Quotes:
    George: oh these ff people got tactics
    Rachel: Yes. Final Fantasy Tactics. *shot*

    Callum: why have you got a slurred russian swear word in your pm
    Callum: khoi is practically the biggest insult you could ever give anyone lol
    Rocco: Does he know it's a fish?

    ON A RANDOM BIMBO
    Cilla: She needs a reality check.
    Rachel says: She is a kissass.
    Cilla: She really is.
    Rachel says: Her personality annoys me. D:
    Cilla says: Her name annoys me.
    Rachel says: She is stupid. xD
    Cilla says: She has herpes, I reckon.

    Bean: Irvine could go for a walk in NORG's ass.


    TFF owning Morons:

    George:
    OKAY HERE WE GO
    ANN WHY ARNT U AT WORK BY NOW IT PAST 8 AND UR LATE FOR UR HOOKER SHIFT
    ROCCO BL IN ENGLISH TEACHER....ULL PROBS BE LIKE GRADE1 TEACHER
    Rach....Enough said
    [^ win!!]

    Rocco: WE WIN x infinity.


    Rocco is straight, but has awful timing:

    ON DAVID TENNANT
    Rocco: I swear, if I ever see him, I'll steal him and shove him in my cupboard.
    Rocco: Lovingly, of course.
    Rocco: And we can get married in the TARDIS. *0*
    Rocco: IT PERSONIFIES HIM! SEX ON LEGS!
    Rocco: <333333
    Rocco: *fangirl squeal*

    Nathan: Did you just come out of the closet?
    Rocco: Oh, yeah.

    ON THE VIAGRA-MAN
    Rocco says: You can change your DP as well.
    Rocco says: Even though that man is incredibly sexy.

    Froggie: Rocco.
    Froggie: You need to be bisexual.
    Rocco: I am.


    Member of the FF Cult.

    This signature was last accurate circa 2010. Keeping for posterity/lols.

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    You get your coin back along with a note; "no russian coins are accepted"

    /insert beer cap

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    you get a beer

    *inserts coin*

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    You get a one night stand.

    *Inserts a condom*

    My Awesome TFF Family

    My awesome Obsessive Half-Breed Half Sister: Vampiric Delirium, My Yaoi-Loving Compassionate Daughter: Xeim, My Forever Intoxicated Vigilante Brother: Celtic_Silver, My Sister From Another Mister: OceanEyes28, My Awesome Cali Brother: Fishie, My adorable little pet bunny: Tiger Lily, My FF worthy awesome Homie, ManicDepression, My Cloud-loving Spartan Fenririan Brother: Cloud, My UFC Champion athlete fighter: BenRampage, My godsmack addict, Manchester United Fan Rival in Trivia Brother: Omega Weapon, My Trivial Addict Cousin: Phantom, My Uber bot slicer son: Zero, My Really Awesome Rival in Trivia Brother: Squall333, My Silly Dragoonic Sister: Kaos Dragon, My Drunken Step-Father Who Smokes Every 5 Seconds: SasuXNaru, My "Unknowingly Being in His Family" Brother: Rasler, My Bahamut-Loving Stalker Sister:Bahamut1990, My Insane Overlord Grandfather: Itachi Uchiha

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    You get a wench but now you have no condoms.

    /chugs beer previously recieved from machine and inserts empty bottle

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    Receives a new beer, filled in with the same bottle, recycling is good.

    *Inserts coin*
    My TFF Family
    My Yaoi crazed sister Bleachfangirl. My evil vampiric sister Anathematized Anachronism. My random exchange student staying with my family, Xeim. . My Bot slicing brother Novacrash. My ever changing niece Athna Loveil.. My insane Gaara fanatic niece Tiger Lily. My loving sister Ekimeinna. My Quincy Co-Pilot Storm. My son, Savior of the Damned.
    My airship flying man in the air utd fan cousin, Sir Alex Ferguson. My sort of insane, out of his mind cousin, Silver. My Queen-obsessed Zico-loving cousin FF Guru. My FF crazed brother Flash. My disturbed and distraught brother Fishie. My Godsmack addicted brother Demon Hunter. My ickle sister xXViviXx. My old school free styling cousin, Pablo Honey. My Cousin most likely to get their hand replaced by a pen, Aerif. My highwind 'barkeep' friend, Unknown Entity. My fighting game loving cousin, Rocky. My FFVII Matey on starboard brother, SecretWeapon. My Pokémon-obsessed sister, Refieth. My FF trivia master cousin, Phantom. My FF VIII obsessed cousin, Craven.


    PM me if you want to become part of my airship riding family, The Red Wings.



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    you get the same coin, but it now says "save a tree kill a bever"
    (there's my crappy spelling for ya)
    *inserts coin*

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    You get a beaver tooth...it's bloody.

    *inserts beaver tail*

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    A PETA representative crawls out of the machine
    *inserts a coin*
    There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so
    William Shakespeare

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    A magpie scarpers out the machine and steals the coin. In a distant, sqwarky voice squealing "shineeeeeeey!"

    *inserts needle*
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    you get a blind moogle with needle-sized holes in his eyes

    *inserts coin*

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    You recieve a porn mag with all the interesting bits scribbled out by black marker

    *inserts coin*
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    a blue spartan shows up from his hiding place and snipes you out, while a red one says "you just got pwned, I saw it. Pwned"

    *inserts coin*

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    I am Ol' Fartsy and I said So! The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Ol' Fartsy's Avatar
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    You receive a note saying that you are to be in the next movie that is a parody of a Chuck Norris move.

    *inserts Chuck Norris and a 6-pack of moonshine*
    My lovely Niece: ekimeinna

    Follow Me

    SPOILER!!:
    Yosemite Winter wonderland

    Destiny Lives![/center]

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    your moonshine turns into a bomb!!!!BYE BYE!

    *inserts computer partners brain*

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    Amor fati. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Tiger Lily's Avatar
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    You get a camera.

    *Inserts tonsils*

    [ Spaghetti ] - [ Petition for FFVIII Remake ] - [ Lily's LiveJournal ]

    "Everything dies."
    Sig and av are, as usual, made by me.
    STOCK IMAGE

    TFF Family, Quotes and Awards:

    {My TFF Family}

    Froggie, Rocco, Craven, Cilla
    Beanie, Martin, Fishie,
    Bleachie, Xeim, Omega



    Because we're clones.

    Classic Quotes:
    George: oh these ff people got tactics
    Rachel: Yes. Final Fantasy Tactics. *shot*

    Callum: why have you got a slurred russian swear word in your pm
    Callum: khoi is practically the biggest insult you could ever give anyone lol
    Rocco: Does he know it's a fish?

    ON A RANDOM BIMBO
    Cilla: She needs a reality check.
    Rachel says: She is a kissass.
    Cilla: She really is.
    Rachel says: Her personality annoys me. D:
    Cilla says: Her name annoys me.
    Rachel says: She is stupid. xD
    Cilla says: She has herpes, I reckon.

    Bean: Irvine could go for a walk in NORG's ass.


    TFF owning Morons:

    George:
    OKAY HERE WE GO
    ANN WHY ARNT U AT WORK BY NOW IT PAST 8 AND UR LATE FOR UR HOOKER SHIFT
    ROCCO BL IN ENGLISH TEACHER....ULL PROBS BE LIKE GRADE1 TEACHER
    Rach....Enough said
    [^ win!!]

    Rocco: WE WIN x infinity.


    Rocco is straight, but has awful timing:

    ON DAVID TENNANT
    Rocco: I swear, if I ever see him, I'll steal him and shove him in my cupboard.
    Rocco: Lovingly, of course.
    Rocco: And we can get married in the TARDIS. *0*
    Rocco: IT PERSONIFIES HIM! SEX ON LEGS!
    Rocco: <333333
    Rocco: *fangirl squeal*

    Nathan: Did you just come out of the closet?
    Rocco: Oh, yeah.

    ON THE VIAGRA-MAN
    Rocco says: You can change your DP as well.
    Rocco says: Even though that man is incredibly sexy.

    Froggie: Rocco.
    Froggie: You need to be bisexual.
    Rocco: I am.


    Member of the FF Cult.

    This signature was last accurate circa 2010. Keeping for posterity/lols.

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    some say............ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine The Stig's Avatar
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    you recieved a tissue from ffvii

    *puts coins in*
    Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig

    Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

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    you get a blond wig

    :uts in gil::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    You get a dead Tidus

    :.Puts a old lady in:
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    You get an old ladies smelly panties in your face.

    *inserts beer bottle cap*

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    The Ace Pilot and Cap'n The Final Fantasy Vending Machine FF Ace Cid's Avatar
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    You get a funnel

    *Inserts a beer bottle*
    My TFF Family
    My Yaoi crazed sister Bleachfangirl. My evil vampiric sister Anathematized Anachronism. My random exchange student staying with my family, Xeim. . My Bot slicing brother Novacrash. My ever changing niece Athna Loveil.. My insane Gaara fanatic niece Tiger Lily. My loving sister Ekimeinna. My Quincy Co-Pilot Storm. My son, Savior of the Damned.
    My airship flying man in the air utd fan cousin, Sir Alex Ferguson. My sort of insane, out of his mind cousin, Silver. My Queen-obsessed Zico-loving cousin FF Guru. My FF crazed brother Flash. My disturbed and distraught brother Fishie. My Godsmack addicted brother Demon Hunter. My ickle sister xXViviXx. My old school free styling cousin, Pablo Honey. My Cousin most likely to get their hand replaced by a pen, Aerif. My highwind 'barkeep' friend, Unknown Entity. My fighting game loving cousin, Rocky. My FFVII Matey on starboard brother, SecretWeapon. My Pokémon-obsessed sister, Refieth. My FF trivia master cousin, Phantom. My FF VIII obsessed cousin, Craven.


    PM me if you want to become part of my airship riding family, The Red Wings.



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    You get a beer, yay!

    *inserts broken piece of glass*

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    You get a window

    *inserts door knob*
    My TFF Family
    My Yaoi crazed sister Bleachfangirl. My evil vampiric sister Anathematized Anachronism. My random exchange student staying with my family, Xeim. . My Bot slicing brother Novacrash. My ever changing niece Athna Loveil.. My insane Gaara fanatic niece Tiger Lily. My loving sister Ekimeinna. My Quincy Co-Pilot Storm. My son, Savior of the Damned.
    My airship flying man in the air utd fan cousin, Sir Alex Ferguson. My sort of insane, out of his mind cousin, Silver. My Queen-obsessed Zico-loving cousin FF Guru. My FF crazed brother Flash. My disturbed and distraught brother Fishie. My Godsmack addicted brother Demon Hunter. My ickle sister xXViviXx. My old school free styling cousin, Pablo Honey. My Cousin most likely to get their hand replaced by a pen, Aerif. My highwind 'barkeep' friend, Unknown Entity. My fighting game loving cousin, Rocky. My FFVII Matey on starboard brother, SecretWeapon. My Pokémon-obsessed sister, Refieth. My FF trivia master cousin, Phantom. My FF VIII obsessed cousin, Craven.


    PM me if you want to become part of my airship riding family, The Red Wings.



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