The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Darkwolf]

meh, I'm already 1/3 lycan, 1/3 human and 1/3 vampire, that doesnt effect me
*punches machine through a wall*

*cough*
anyways, you get a dragoon lance

*inserts scythe*

[darkViVi]

A Lich comes out and turns you to dust.

*inserts the dust of Darkwolf*

[Darkwolf]

something odd happens, the machine summons a floating sword that cuts you to pieces

*final attack materia paired with phoenix materia*
*inserts head on a pike and battles lich*

[ekimeinna]

something awful stuff shows up on that destroyed vending machine.. ewww!!

*summons firaga and thundara on it*
*inserts 100 coins on it* (see what happens)

[FF Ace Cid]

You get a peace treaty signed by the vending machine, it appears that it is tired of fighting

*Inserts signed treaty*

[Darkwolf]

you get a suspiciously green halloween cookie from the vending machine

*inserts coin*

[Tiger Lily]

You get ... nothing! Haha!

*inserts toenails*

[darkViVi]

The machine commits suicide.

*gives CPR by putting in a gil*

[FF Ace Cid]

Receives CPR liscense and 50 gil for your efforts.

*Inserts a suspiciously nice coin*

[Darkwolf]

you get a suspiciously evil coin

*inserts coin*

[Kain FF4]

you get a coin... try again

*inserts spear*

[Darkwolf]

you get a better spear...stuck in your head

*inserts coin whilst laughing at you*

[Kain FF4]

You get death cast on you... c ya

*inserts darkwolf's head*

[Da_Happy_Shark]

You receive a message stating. "Sorry item too large. Please insert something smaller which fits."

*Inserts 5 cents.*

[Kain FF4]

gets 5 million dollars!! JACKPOT

*Inserts 1 gil*

[Darkwolf]

you get your own head, in your hands. it's looking up at a sword that seems to be in the place of your neck. before your ten seconds are up you see me, alive and grinning evilly with the sword in my hands

*inserts vial of kain ff4 blood*

[Kain FF4]

Umm... you get nothing because .... I didn't die!!!! the blood was ketchup!!!!

Inserts 5 dollars while apologizing to darkwolf

[Darkwolf]

you get your final weapon, omega spear

*inserts coin*

[ekimeinna]

you get gun blade weapon

*inserts another 20 bucks*

[Darkwolf]

you get .20 gil xD

*inserts 999.999 gil*
(not even 1/100th of my full amount xD

[Kain FF4]

gets 99999999 gil

*inserts 50 gil hopefully*

[Darkwolf]

you get 100 gil, you doubled your gil, then I stole it all

*inserts 150 gil while whistling*

[darkViVi]

The machine laughs and runs away.

*chases machine down and inserts a mini-Freya*

[ChloChloAriadne]

Machine spits out a mini Vivi [smaller than usual ><]

*Inserts used-to-the-point-of-no-more-use mascara*

[Darkwolf]

you get a buster sword keychain

*inserts coin*

[darkViVi]

You get a mini-Yuffie who steals all your materia and flees to Japan

*Puts in the key for a missile silo*

[Darkwolf]

a missle explodes and severely injures you. Security is tight these days *sigh*

*inserts the button code to get bahamaut 0*

[Kain FF4]

recieves Bahamut 0

* inserts "Magma"*

[darkViVi]

Bahamut Zero flies in and casts a Giga-Flare, after this you receive a painkiller.

*inserts some rubble left after the carnage*

[Larick]

you get jaw bone

*inserts viagra*