For A Dollar Would You?

Yes, then I'd give that dollar to the guy.

FDWY go on a never-ending quest to save your boy/girlfriend?

for a dollar i would........ kiss the next girl who posts here lol

Ah, you think you can scare us girls away so easily?
FDWY hold a dead man's hand?

I'd take that offer on for a dollar.

For a dollar would you have Green Eggs and Ham with Sam I Am?

I would. I would have green eggs and ham and I will eat them on a boat and...

FADWY: kiss a cat?

Yes is it a fat cat

For a doller would you lick gravy off a dogs butt

That would be no. A BIG NO.

FADWY: Punch a stranger?

No, I dont know him.

FADWY wear the armlet of anubis and bring about the next apocolypse?

Ugh, no, that horrid thing is a fashion disasta.
FADWY trip a punk?

Uh yeah i think so

FADWY get a mohawk

I don't think so. Is the library empty?

FADWY: Ask your parents to buy you candy?

yes. undoubtedly. bring on the Jelly Bellies!

FADWY: do the moonwalk in front of someone you just met?

Noooooo way! Not in a million years!

FADWY: Make ten smiley faces in a row?

:)=):)=]:)=):)=]:)=)

Pay me.

For a dollar would you...

swallow a length of barbed wire, holding on to one end, wait to expel the swallowed end from the exit of the digestive system and floss yourself to death? I'm guessing no, but I thought I'd ask anyways.

Zat's disgusting, of course not, and you didn't make proper smiley faces. The deal has expired.

FADWY: Eat the sole of someone else's shoe?

No, however; I would eat the soul of someone's shoe.

For a dollar would you drink a bottle of Tabasco sauce?

YES. yes i would. O_O

FADWY bake me some cookies?

No way, Jose!

FADWY: Shoot fish in a barrel?

nooooooooooooooooo nevaaaaaaaaaa!

FADWY: break the ice?

Id we're talking about human interaction, nah, not my style. If we're talking literally breaking shit, **** yeah! With my face!

FADWY NOT reply to this post?

How witty. Nope. I'm addicted, you see. :)

FADWY: Let someone film your reaction to this?

Sure, considering I had no visible reaction.

FADWY listen to the entirety of a Justin Beiber album?

yeah sure. why not. a dollar's a dollar after all....

FADWY ear a raw zucchini?

No way, I've got my pride!

FADWY: Punch a cow?

no. no i would not. unless the cow had stolen something from me. then maybeee...

FADWY: talk with a whiny voice for an entire day?

Actually, I already have a whiny voice, so you owe me as much money as $1.00 x every single day I've lived since I learned how to talk.

FADWY: Crush a baloney sandwich in your bare hand?

for a dollar? I would kick a rock thats it

FADWY: Eat a sponge?

That would depend entirely on whether we're talking about a kitchen sponge used to clean, or the aquatic life form.

I lied, it wouldn't depend on that at all, my answer would be no in either case.

FADWY: Go into a bank wearing a ski mask?

Is the bank in the Swiss Alps? (Otherwise, no)

FADWY: Use bread as a doormat.