The Ban Game

You're banned for incorrect grammar usage.

You're banned for correct grammar usage.

You're banned for having an emoticon in your location.

You're banned for not having an emoticon in your location.

You're banned for your lack or originality. (Yes, people, you're and your are two completely different words, so use them correctly. Thank you, Sean, for pointing this out in you're your signature.)

You're banned for your apparent high level of originality.

You're banned for making an inaccurate assumption of me.

You're banned for living in a galaxy named after a candy bar!

You're banned for having a warning.

You're banned for NOT having a warning.

Like Silver, I also ban you for your lack of originality.

I ban you for being guilty of the exact same thing!

I ban you for using an exclamation point in your post! And yes, I am a hypocrite!

I will ban you because I finally found a picture of my ban stick that is worth posting.

http://www.corvusonline.net/forum_images/Banned-ash.jpg

banned for using the stock to ban, not the trigger

You're banned because the picture uses the past tense form of the word ban, not the present tense form, which we are using now, since this is the present. Get it?

You're banned because at this moment, it is now 2:00 AM where I am! ^^

Banned because you were expecting me to ban you involving 2:00AM!

your banned because there is no wai you wolud ban him at 2:00am unlike me who never sleeps, i is a vampyre :D

You're banned for being a vampyre! Not vampire, vampyre!

Your banned because you acknowledged my purposeful misspelling because vampyres are very different to vampires :)

You're banned for making a completely incorrect word seem like a real thing.

OMFG your banned for assuming that vampyres are not real!

You're banned for using OMFG.

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muahah youabnned cus i pwn

You're banned for not having caps!

You're banned for being on the edge of fate!

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Decode it using a Binary Translator.

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You're banned for using that thing, copycat!