Re: If Today Was Your Last Day
If I have debts
1) Declare personal bankruptcy after draining my bank account and giving most of it to someone else (up yers collection agencies!)
2) Write my will. Make sure I'm cremated
3) Blog it on the internet, to make sure people know I didn't just vanish off the face of the earth
4) Move to someplace warm in a hurry
5) Relax and wait for the inevitable
If not
1) Moan a bit about not being able to stick it to the man (no debts), but then tough it up
2) Write my will. Make sure I'm cremated
3) Blog it on the internet, to make sure people know I didn't just vanish off the face of the earth
4) Move to someplace warm in a hurry
5) Relax and wait for the inevitable
Re: If Today Was Your Last Day
If I suddenly discovered it were my last day, I'd go write the most confusing complicated will I could come up with, requesting stupid things, just to torment people after I'm gone just as I do in life. I'd sit down with a phone book, call everybody I dislike and inform them of my coming death, while informing them that though I'm dying, my hatred for them will live on forever. Bang my girlfriend. And fnally, get in a car and go drive like an even bigger maniac than I always do. Ain't like a dead man awalking has much to lose.
I'd like to die doing something important, and probably suicidally stupid. As long as I go out laughing, I don't care how it happens.
Depends on how I die... if it's something suicidally stupid that's kill everyone nearby, I think I'd rather go it alone. If not, I'd want anyone who'd miss me when I'm gone.
My last words would be copyrighted. My last breath will be spent saying, "I will never... become a memory."