I need volunteers

[Alpha]

I'm not sure there is an adequate place for this thread, but I'll stick it here.

I have a mystery project for two people. Details of said project will be given to successful applicants.

If there are more than two applicants, there will be a short screening process so that there are only two people who get through to the mystery assignment.

Once applicants are finalised, the mystery project will last for a month before concluding.

Everything complies with forum rules.

That's all the detail I'm willing to give. More will be revealed if you apply.

Apply via PM, but you can brainstorm funny ideas for what this could be in this thread (and if you know what it is, shut up).

[Alpha]

So far there are four applicants. Things have unexpectedly got busy IRL, but I plan to implement phase 1 on the weekend. Applicants are still encouraged.