Djinn is Dead to Me

[Furore]

Djinn is dead to me. We used to be like brothers and shit, but ever since we were both on the Jerry Springer show after I had an affair with his goat, Tiffany Baxter Rodgers, he's been really cold and distant to me.

I miss the old days when we used to go waterskiing and eating entire buckets of KFC and shit but I will always have the memories. I guess I just needed a way to get this out as it has me feeling really depressed and shit. So depressed I feel like becoming a Jehovah's Witness just so everyone else will be as depressed as me in my presence.

I think I need to go cry somewhere...

[Che]

Was this a dare?

[Furore]

No, it was a serious relationship.

[Polk]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION: NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A **** IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

Have a good time crying your sad eyes out, buddy.

[Furore]

Damn Polk, that music is so soothing.
You have great taste in music and it really sets the mood.

[Meier Link]

Now that you got that off of your chest. Thread closed.