Zombie Culture

[NeoAquarius12]

Yeah, zombies are sweet... games, movies, real ones.

But I guess the real question is... What will you do when they attack? Discuss. Places, weaponry, do you kill them? Let them live? Try to find a cure?

My first stop... WAL-MART.

[Xithor]

Well after seeing several zombie movies and the most informative being Zombieland I would make sure to:

- Keep my cardio activity up
- Get a gun
- Double Tap
- Beware of Bathrooms
- Fasten your Seatbelt

Haha then you just improvise as you go right? Just stay alive pretty much.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Heh. Someone's watched Zombieland, eh?

It depends upon what kind of zombies they are. If we're talking the slow moving ones, then I can probably outrun them, and even bash them in the head. I'd have a bit more to worry about with the fast moving ones. I'd have to get my cardio up. I can run pretty fast, but not for very long. Although if my life was on the line, that'd probably push me to go a little faster...

I'd also want to get a gun and start target practicing. Aim for the head! Also, if we are to believe Final Fantasy, fire will be super effective as well, so a flame thrower might be useful (or else they'll just run through the flames and get you anyway.) Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Sasquatch]

I think Sam's Club would be the best bet. Some of them have firearms and ammunition ... but I'd bring my own anyway. There's plenty of food, including dry, canned, and frozen. Even if the power goes out, there are plenty of batteries and flashlights, paper, cardboard, cloth, cooking fuel, etc. to go around. Most of the shelves are high enough to not be in danger of being caught from the ground, but sturdy enough to not tip over easily.

I would look forward to using the .44 Mag that I just bought today, too.

[Clint]

If I were being attacked by zombies, my weapon of choice would be saltwater. In Haitian superstition, zombies are the result of vodou which causes bodies to rise from the dead dispossessing of a soul. It's improbable that a zombie would attack. After all, they are rather automated in movement; listless. However, it has been said that a cure for the zombie exists; a drink of saltwater. I have plenty of water, plenty of salt, and I live near the Atlantic, so I could cure any that cross my path.

[Xithor]

I'd also want to get a gun and start target practicing. Aim for the head! Also, if we are to believe Final Fantasy, fire will be super effective as well, so a flame thrower might be useful (or else they'll just run through the flames and get you anyway.)

Speaking of Final Fantasy strategies against Zombies I'd just get my stock of Phoenix Downs up to 99 and throw them around like it was nobody's business lol

[NeoAquarius12]

Lmao. I think perhaps video games might actually lead to our demise in a zombie situation. "Take this, Pheonix Down! Uh... Curaga!!! Potion! Shiza, fantasy and reality don't mix well. Come on zombies. Eat me first."

Saltwater isn't a bad idea though, because salt should help to decompose the body quicker, and I doubt zombies can swim very effectively. Boat is the prime choice in the end. That's your eventual goal. I'd still start with Wal-Mart. haha

[Meier Link]

Maggots, yes I said maggots. I would colonize a maggot farm taking their hunger for rotten flash to my advantage. Also I would become lord of the flies as the maggots grew into maturity. People hate them but over all they would be the most useful scourge to the Zombie population.

Also, dealing with video games, knowing that curative items such as Pheonix Downs and spells don't actually exist, I would stock up on Tylenol, Bengay, and Neosporin. (just kidding on that one unless it actually worked.)

Booby traps would also be a nice thing to set up along around and inside the perimeter of my hide out, along with a stockade of weapons and food / water. Hydration would be key to perfecting my cardio.

Also a decent escape route to a oversized armor reinforced vehicle would be a must. It would have to have a lot of torque for power but not necessary to be super fast. Lets face it, speedy cars = death in any situations.

[Alpha]

If I learnt anything from the waste of time that was I Am Legend, you need a dog, bright lights, and a fort:



But who's to say one wouldn't be caught up in the early waves of the zombie invasion -- thereby being one of the zombies that the rest of you are trying to kill.

And those things were fast.

[NeoAquarius12]

Yeah, I got that asthma. But I feel like my hiding abilities would be good enough against the traditional zombie.

Tylenol? We must test it out!

[Azuteor]

I would take out "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" by Max Brooks that I bought a year ago. That book will save your life!

[Gau]

There is actually a book that was written a few years ago called The Zombie Survival Guide. It is dedicated totally to the "what if" of the zombie "virus". Read it and tell me this is a excellent example of well thought out planning OR extreme paranoia, lol. I came across this book an year and a half ago when a friend gave it to me in a box of manga. It is a really good book regardless if not for imaginative purposes too.

[Polk]

I'd probably buy a box of condoms (magnums, ladies) and a bunch of lube.

If I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna go out partying. With zombies.

[Pete]

I'd light them on fire, or dress them up as Nazis.

Flaming Nazi zombies... that's a good name for a band.

[ChloChloAriadne]

I will take out a couple of carving knives and have at it. My sheer awesomeness will act as a shield. =D

[Full Life]

i would probably become a zombie anyway
all bugs that eat flesh the ultimant choice problem is they could go after you!
salt water is a good idea but you cant live in the water forever
me il just pray hehe i dont know what else to do lol but my rooms full of flesh eating bugs (its true my rooms bugs paradise and my hell!) so they would probebly stay away from me!
MY ROOM IS HELL I HATE IT AND I CANT LEAVE IT THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN THE HOUSE!!!
but you could turn into a zombie as well anyway if i had to chose zombie virus or living i would chose zombie there is no point in living if every second you might get killed

[Alpha]

I would look forward to using the .44 Mag that I just bought today, too.

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Those zombies probably wouldn't be very lucky.

How did Clint Eastwood not pick up on this? He posted immediately below Sasquatch.

I still completely disapprove of firearm ownership.

[Clint]

How did Clint Eastwood not pick up on this? He posted immediately below Sasquatch.

I don't read other people's posts unless if I see my name. If it's not about me, I don't care.