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I like saying "You, sir, are a wanka." I picked that up from Foamy the Squirrel. His British squirrel friend in one of the episodes says "So I went up to the queen of England, and I said "you sir, are a wanka." Another one I've been saying lately is "goodness gracious".
"I haz a penish..."- I got this little phrase from a friend of mine. I asked her once if she was a man, and she answered "How did you know about that?" Then, after a week, I asked again and she said "Not anymore! I got mah penish removed!" The phrase I say now just randomly spawned from that little joke. We both say it now, and we both get the strangest looks from people for it.
What's my Favorite Phrase hum here some....
"Damn I'm good!!!!" <--- I use this one a lot when things that I'm been working on turns out great.
"You sick-o!!!" <--- This one is used when someone talks to me about something gross or does a sick gesture.
"Dont be stupid..." i say that alot when my bro is right about sumat lol then iv got my fave phrase "but that cant be right.... Can it?" when some one corrects me.
Hmm... I repeat myself quite a lot, it would seem.
I use "no worries" or "it's cool" if somebody thanks me for something. I also use "it's cool" for if somebody is apologising to me about something.
"Wankaaaaah!" Whenever we're driving and some noob is on the road. My mother and I use it almost constantly in the car. It's even better that nobdoy really knows where it came from. I could just say "you wanker..." But it has to be "Wankaaaah!"
"No shit, Sherlock". I'm sure you can guess when I use this term. It's mostly when people state the complete obvious, but sometimes it pops up in random conversation.
"...Eyeaaaah... Right..." When somebodies' just being a total noobcake. That's my sarcastic way of saying "you're a silly little dipshit, aren't you?"
I must say, I swear a lot as well. I come up with pretty random and long-winded insults. My brother and I usually greet each other with "hey shitlicker" or something along those lines. It's our way of keeping things pleasant.
I also use "emotears" in sentences quite a lot when I'm referring to random people or even... "ONO. ARE YOU GOING TO CRY EMOTEARS?!" , "I bet s/he will cry emotears tonight". "Oh no, I must wipe my emotears away."
I'm pretty sarcastic... And kind of mean, now I think about it.
>< Am I going to be the only one without swearing? I really just don't swear that much. At least not conciously. The occasional f-bomb slips out.. But nothing, really.
Here we go.
-Adressing everybody as "Dear" or "Snarkling". It drives some people absolutely INSANE. I get alot of "What the fuuuck? I'm not your dear!!" Habit.
-"Goth Dammit!". Picked up after watching too much "Goth Lyfe". You get the idea.
- "Stuck like a penis fish". My version of "Shit to a sheet" or "Like a house on fire".
Umm...this is interesting to say the least, these things carry internationally. I love seeing brits and aussies throw on their expressions.
I for one say
"tabarnac" and "Calice" (French for "****ing hell")
"Que cazzo" (Italians for "what a ****")
"Mingia, bro" (Italianish for "wtf, dude")
"I like cheese" (random much)
"Whoa buddy"
"Noob!"
"Owned"
"lmao" (Yes i phonetically say out the letters)
I've also started to refer to objects as "puppy/puppies"....dunno why...
One of my new quirk sayings is adding a random "oh yeah?!" into the middle of random conversations with people. Only a couple of my friends get it and say "yeah..." the others are like, "...yeah, anyways..." getting really annoyed and whatnot. XD Whenever I get the chance, I like to use the saying "I was taking some bullets in the trenches!" just becuase it has potential.
This quote was mentioned in both seasons of Gundam Seed, but differently.
This one was from the first season, episode 31... said by Caghali.
"Kill because someone was killed, get killed because he killed, you think peace will ever come like that?!"
And there was another one that was mentioned which was similiar, but instead "What is the purpose of this war" or something like that.
These two quotes really had me for a long time, ever since I heard it while watching Gundam Seed Destiny. So basically, I like it really much.
when some1 comes out with sumin strange, i got a habbit of sayin "random" afta they say it and my other fav is jus coming out with " bloop bloop bloop bloooooooop" i know it weird but i cnt help myself
My friends and I make our own phrases really. We've replaced the word "thing" with "Dinger".
So.. Say you were asking for something.. you'd say "hey, pass jimmy that big dinger on grandma."
or
"I'm honking grandma with jimmy's dinger."
Ask Joee about it.
ummm one would be WTF!!?? or "Hella" and a bunch of other random shit lol
My most frequent at times would be when I see some assholes picking on a friend of mine. Or a future friend as I'm not a fan of seeing a group bash a single person. It consists of me looking friendly, going up to them and acting as if they're a friend. Then instead of a 'hug' and their name aloud, I fake beginning the 'hug', punch close and say their real name aloud. 'BITCH'.
Apart from that I confuse the hell out of people by taking a smaller thing and turning it into a big philosophical discussion. That's mainly for my own amusement. It's also very handy to get someone to punch me first so I have self defence to fall back on. I say phrase as I often find myself using similar examples. So to me it's become like a set of phrases.
Apart from that any I use are just bits of Aussie slang. 'He's up the creek without a paddle'. 'Fair dinkum mate?'. Stuff like that. It's just something you pick up here depending on your region.
I refer to things as "shiny" instead of cool. It could've started by 8-bit theater or Invader Zim, but really I picked it up from my sister.
But I don't say much, let alone have a common phrase that I repeat. I have caught myself saying "in the end" a lot here.
And I do love the Taoist sayings. "The further one goes, the less one knows." "Nothing in the world is so bad that actions cannot make it worse."
-Sin
Everyone who knows me should know my phrase by now.
"F**K YO COUCH N**GA!"
My favprote phrase came from an episode of Mock The Week. "Gayer than Right Said Fred dancing on a doilie". I rarely have the chance to say it myself, but some my gay friend's find it funny. I just wish that I could take the praise for it! ;!
I'm most often found saying "snazzy", or "I really want some cheesy chips". The latter is more of a bizarre craving I seem to get than a phrase though.
When I'm angry at someone, I'll usually say "What a twatfaced moron!".
I dunno why, i just took two mildly offensive terms and merged them together to make.... another one.
If I'm angry, its usually "Oh, for f***s sake". No explanation required i think.
Happy, or something goes right "BOOYA!". I think i heard Phil Jupitus using it on Buzzcocks one night and decided to copy him... that man is immense.
That's what she said!
I call everyone that annoys me a "ninny." It's an archaic type of insult, but I still find it quite enjoyable. Especially since it's not commonplace and causes people to stop and stare at me in confusion.
I also call people "doorknob" which is an insult I took out of the Dragonlance Chronicles between two of my favorite characters. :)
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The one I use the most, I borrowed from a friend in the military.
After mumbling or fumbling through a sentence or word, I do the "action" sign with my arms (like you see in filming) and say "Take, two. Let's try that again." :D This is my personal favorite!
This one, and "Your mom!" annoy the ever living crap outta me. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by xXx Rikku xXx
Heh, "Your mom" Jokes have taken my high school by storm. Simply speaking to people makes me think of possible your mom jokes to say... *sigh* I hate them but can't stop.
My favorite phrase is just a word. I call people heathen! The majority of the people I call heathen don't even know what it means. It's always funny to me to take a crack at the ignorant.