For some time now I've been renting and consistently re-renting a ridiculously lengthy tome from my local library (I love you so much, I'll pay anything, please never leave meee!) a comedy Dickens novel entitled : The Posthumous Papers of the Pickwick Club, in which a portly, pompous old man takes his good friends on several silly adventures. It's probably close to, if not the longest book I've attempted to read in this lifetime. My progress is slowed even more because I insist on understanding what each of those out-dated English words means

So what are some of yours?
Honest answers here, please