Do you "go down"? (Thread content 18+)

[Block]

So do you?

I personally love to. "The Pistol is a pleasure giver."

I like being a pleasure giver, but more importantly I like acquiring favors because they must be paid out sooner or later. OH YES.

[RamesesII]

Oh what no one has replied to this, well hell yeah I like to go down and have the favor returned simple as that.

[Che]

Go down where?

I don't understand. Down to the beach? Down to Georgia?

[RamesesII]

Go down where?

I don't understand. Down to the beach? Down to Georgia?

Get it right Che its downtown

YouTube - Petula Clark - Downtown

[Pete]

It's happened before. I still get an ex from about 5 years ago rave to her friends about my uh talent.

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

[Block]

It's happened before. I still get an ex from about 5 years ago rave to her friends about my uh talent.

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

omfwtf. That is probably the best story ever. STRAIGHT UP.

[Tallulah]

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

Oh my God! *resists urge to make Tiger Woods joke playing the wrong green etc...*

Apparently one of my friends was doing the uh... 68 + 1... with his girlfriend at the time, when one of them passed gas. Needless to say, the moment was lost.

[Block]

Apparently one of my friends was doing the uh... 68 + 1... with his girlfriend at the time, when one of them passed gas. Needless to say, the moment was lost.

[OceanEyes28]

Block, put words in your posts.


To answer the posed question.... yes. And I enjoy doing it (on the conditions that I trust the person, we're serious about each other, and he isn't funkypants... hygene is important for these activities...). But not for nuthin. And there would be nothing worse than having a partner who acted like you were asking them lick a battery or a toilet seat. And there is nothing better than a partner who genuinly enjoys some giving.

EDIT: Everyone should eat plenty of fruit. For Loaf's sake.

[Block]

sorry about the no words... I'll try harder! :-D
Surprised at the lack of voting considering how many views this thread has... can I gets more votes please!!!

[loaf]

Last time it happened it wasn't a pleasant smell. Did the whole down and up thing pretty quick.

[Josh_R]

I always told myself that I never would. That I would not ever do something liek that then I did. Normally I do go down, but I expect the same treatment in return. If I don't get it then I get pissed...

[Sean]

Oh yeah, but only if it's reciprocated. Not necessarily that day, but at some point. Usually when sex can't happen.

Sometimes I'm not too into it, especially after going at it for awhile and my tongue feels like it's going to fuppin fall off, but I don't mind doing it.

Pete, that story was pretty epic.

[Walter Sobchak]

I am too terrified. I have no idea what I am doing. I guess I am not very adventurous. I wouldn't have gone with Columbus, either.

[Block]

I am too terrified. I have no idea what I am doing. I guess I am not very adventurous. I wouldn't have gone with Columbus, either.

I guess the vuhgeen and the New World are kind of similar. Once too many people got their it became disease ridden. HEYO!

[Rydia Lover]

sometimes its the only option for us girls if were with another girl, so yea deffinatly. and i love it.

[Unknown Entity]

I don't think I'd mind... it would take some convincing, even if I trusted my partner as much as I could, but sure. First time for everything, and all that...

Although, we'd need to shower first and clean properly. Hygiene comes first. I have a weak stomach, and if there is whiffiness going on down there, I'll taste bile, and there will be something wet and warm on them that won't be good. @_@

Maybe it's best I just... don't? >>;

[Meier Link]

Do I do it? Yes every chance I get.
Do I enjoy it? Yes, absolutly.
Will I do it again? Yes. I love anything that is sexual.
Do I enjoy it being done to me? Not as much as doing it to the opposite sex. Also most of the time it leads to other things because I like other things more.

I think I make a clear point on that one. There is only one time a month I will not do that, and that is when the red rive..... you get the point.

[OceanEyes28]

Haha I think I can speak for a few of us (women) when I say that I'd be uncomfortable with my guy down there that time of month anyway so he doesn't even have to worry about denying me.

I want it to be a pleasant experience, something he'd like to do again (and again), so I make the place inviting. It just makes sense.

When it's with someone I love, I find that the act of giving is very pleasant for all the senses.

[Acheron]

It's happened before. I still get an ex from about 5 years ago rave to her friends about my uh talent.

Funny story though: One time in college, I was being sexiled by my roommate, so I spent the night on the couch in our living room. I was bored and playing some videogames with the other housemates and all of a sudden, we hear his girl scream "wrong hole! wrong hole!" followed by what sounded like a whole lot of vomiting. One kid actually pissed himself from laughing so hard, and I couldn't look my roommate in the eye without laughing ever since.

Possibly the best story I've ever heard on the subject hahaha.

I'm a huge fan of it, both receiving and giving. My ex-girlfriend wasn't so much of a fan of receiving, always said it made her feel very "exposed," which I guess I can see some women feeling that way about it.

[rJ floW]

have been doin it for about a decade..**** that makes me feel old...or just a fun guy since a very young age.

its in my top 5 fun things to do in bed for sure. the forum isn't the place to discuss the others...

[OceanEyes28]

I am too terrified. I have no idea what I am doing. I guess I am not very adventurous. I wouldn't have gone with Columbus, either.

I figure if the two of you are exchanging fluids, she should be open enough to tell you what to do to make it work for her.

Anyone else too shy to ask for the good lovins?

[Pete]

I remember another time in college, we were doing stupid bar bets, and we got my one friend to yell "funnel my penis!" at a group of girls. None of them did any funneling, but he got one girl's number, called her and she was so plastered that she had no recollection of it. When he told her about the penis funneling line, she just said "ew" and hung up.

[rJ floW]

I figure it's implied....eye for an eye type of thing...and if shes unwilling its a deal breaker and I usually strike her off my list after that night....if you have to ask you really did pick up the wrong girl (or guy)

[OceanEyes28]

Oh, I didn't mean ask them to do it... But I'd definitely ask if I had to. If they scoffed, I'd have to rethink the relationship... Seriously. I meant "askin for good lovin" as in... telling your partner what works for you and how to do it. Being satisfied is way better than being modest.

[rJ floW]

I'd definitely tell them if they dont know what they're doing down there....fortunately for me the women I go after are usually experienced in all sorts of fun things (older, not sluts) so I really can sit back and relax....back in the day I had to drop some knowledge...

[midgetbob]

you just have to be clever about it... once you get them moaning and screaming, they'll start complementing about how "nobody ever has done that to me before" and then that's when you got them.

a simple, "Just something I'm better at then you." and congrats... you might as well call her elevator.

[Block]

I'd definitely tell them if they dont know what they're doing down there....fortunately for me the women I go after are usually experienced in all sorts of fun things (older, not sluts) so I really can sit back and relax....back in the day I had to drop some knowledge...

Drop some knowledge? HAHAHA! I haven't heard that expression in ages.

[OceanEyes28]

I'm not sure what midgetbob is talking about.

You please your partner and then stop what you're doing and insult her bj skills and then call her... an elevator? Congrats?

So... No one is satisfied and you're really rude? Congrats?

[midgetbob]

Drop some knowledge? HAHAHA! I haven't heard that expression in ages.

Seriously.

MERGED POSTS - Don't double post. - Not my fault someone ninja'd a post in on me o.O

I'm not sure what midgetbob is talking about.

You please your partner and then stop what you're doing and insult her bj skills and then call her... an elevator? Congrats?

So... No one is satisfied and you're really rude? Congrats?

Guy said she wouldn't do it...

I've found when people are enjoying the sexy time... by passively mentioning you're better at head then she is, she'll see if it's true; since she hasn't done said fellatio, then you're not really insulting her skills, eh? Simply provoking them into use.