I'm currently in an Uber driving to my friends house for drinking related shenanigans. The chicken and rice I had for lunch is starting to give me the bubble guts. Extra hot sauce was a poor choice.

I'm roughly 45 minutes away from my friends place because I decided to become an adult and move to the suburbs. Traffic is moving pretty well.

Anyone want to take a guess at how this all turns out?

Also, anyone else have any close calls or ever had to take extreme measures in a similar situation?