Top five acters/actresses you would hate/wouldn't mind escaping a zombie apocalypse with

[saio]

hello all
yes it is I the long lost saio returning after a three month absence from the forums
i see the site has been remodeled
i'm not sure if it's better or worse having only just returned....allright I guess that's enough of an introduction


on to the thread!!!

today being the eve of resident evil 6 I figured i should make a zombie thread (even though the last one wasn't a success)

assuming your skilled enough to escape at all
who would you choose to bring with you,
you can choose any acter past or present living or dead
you may if you wish include a reason though it isin't manditory,
I suggest you include a photo of said acter,
so here's a basic example

i would hate to be stuck with:
#1 owen wilson

reason: well...
"come on man you can't do that to a zombie he's a person too
how would you feel if someone come up to you and shot you in the head
you'd feel angry and humiliated and......"

#2 adam sandler

reason: obvious
#3 david spade

reason: not to say anything bad about the guy but if i had a choice between him and a raccoon i would pick the raccoon
#4 nathan fillion

reason: I just can't stand that guy
#5 ben afleck

reason: have you seen this guy

anyway that's what it should look like
you can also add who you would like to teem up with using the same method shown above inverted

[nix]

How can you not like Nathan Fillion? you little weirdo, Id defo want a brown coat on my side for any kind of war..

[saio]

How can you not like Nathan Fillion? you little weirdo, Id defo want a brown coat on my side for any kind of war..

okay first of all you didn't post a list of five acters
second everyone has their own opinion
and third......i'll admit I am a little odd

[Cyanist]

My list of people I'd want to share a zombie apocalypse with.

Sylvester Stallone

have you seen this guy?

Tom Hanks

Because he's unshakeable. As a leader, his down-to-earthy-ness will prove invaluable.

Keifer Sutherland

Because as Jack Bauer he always does the right thing.

Jay Chou

Not bad-looking and I think he can be trusted with a gun

Ian Somerhalder

Uh... he can hold my spare ammo.

[nix]

okay first of all you didn't post a list of five acters
second everyone has their own opinion
and third......i'll admit I am a little odd

Cool observation bro, I was compelled to post to confront your absurd opinion.

I dont take part in threads like this much, they are ****in stupid as you probably can't see..

Also when do stupid chat game threads belong in Gen chat?

[OceanEyes28]

If everyone would please ignore nix's above post and carry on with the thread, that'd be greeeaaat.

[nix]

okay first of all you didn't post a list of five acters
second everyone has their own opinion
and third......i'll admit I am a little odd

Back seat modding ^

Looks like we have reverted back to the way things used to be, /clap

double standard as usual

I was just interested on why he doesnt like Nathan, general interest and on topic.

If this thread has a specific ruling, its a game and is in the wrong forum


And only I get warned, sigh

Continue with your shit thread, throw in another warning for no measure while you're at it

[OceanEyes28]

Well, if you insist.

Gonna need you to stop derailing this thread, though.

[nix]

Thread was dead before it began, funny how the only request you handle is when I'm asking you to warn me

Since threads like this are welcomed it seems..

[Unknown Entity]

Here's mine, in no particular order.

Ross Kemp

Why not? He's a badass and has been to some of the most dangerous places in the world. He can also fire a gun, which'll be of great use to me.

Angelina Jolie

Besides being pretty hot still, she's in tip top shape and could probably handle any weapon given to her. She's played roles in Tomb Raider, Wanted, Salt, and Mr and Mrs Smith so I have faith in her.

Michelle Rodriguez

Resident Evil badass. She's had dealings with (actor) zombies before, so she knows the bullet to the head trick.

Jackie Chan

I want to learn how to fly-kick off the head of a zombie, and he can teach me.

Bam Margera

Because he's a complete nutter. He'll find imaginative ways to kill a zombie. Plus, I still think he's kind of cute.

[Clint]

Well I like how nobody chose me. I may be 82, but I can still kick a zombie's ass. I've been acting since the 1950s. I'm sure I've been in a couple of zombie movies... On second thought, that doesn't sound like me at all. Even so, I can use a gun. Thanks, jackasses.

Anyway, there are quite a few actors/actresses that I wouldn't mind escaping a zombie apocalypse with. Please keep in mind that all of my choices are well thought out and completely unbiased.

Number one, Matt Damon, for his performances in my films Invictus and Hereafter.

Number two, Leonardo DiCaprio, for his brilliant portrayal of former FBI director J. Edgar Hoover in my fantastic biopic, J. Edgar.

Number three, Angelina Jolie, for her wonderful performance in my film Changeling.

Number four, Hilary Swank, for her performance in my Academy Award Winning film, Million Dollar Baby.

And number five, Morgan Freeman, for his brilliant performances in Unforgiven and Million Dollar Baby.

[che]

So first of all, the title of this thread confused the shit out of me.

Definitely almost caught me speed reading, but I get it. We reverse it back to people we wanna be with, although after we already escape? So basically zombies never influenced my picks in the first place. I see...Well let's get started.

1.Ricky Gervais Ricky-Gervais_240.jpg

Immediately came to mind. Because: brilliant. I understand that he's British, and like Americans, "them people" have a word for creative, intelligent people. Our word for that is genius. Brilliant.

2. Karl Pilkington 220px-Karl_Pilkington_2008_cropped.jpg

This man will run your brain in circles trying to grasp on to logic and reasoning. And you'll find that while you may not agree with him, you still can't always prove him wrong. I know this guy didn't go through the same public education I did, because my creativity was killed long ago, but this man is a shining example of creativity and TRUTH.

3. Alison Brie alison-brie-community-3-e1331666077199.jpg

First off, let me get the obvious out of the way. She is the most endearing human being on this earth. She's gorgeous, cute, heart-warming, intelligent. This woman has it all. About as close to perfect as someone can get. And for that we thank you.

4. Seth Rogen MV5BMjA0ODg0MjI3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzE5NjI3Mg@@._V1._SY314_CR7,0,214,314_.jpg

Speaking of endearing. This mother****er has the biggest heart in all of the athiest's green earth. He makes extreme athiests worship him like a cult, while simultaneously making diehard Christians look foolish from his logic. In fact, now that I think about it, he only deals in absolutes. Which means he is Sith. Probably the only Sith I'd ever stick my penis in.

5. Jenna Marbles b031824e6ee4a3fe4256ec165f2e11bc.jpg

And last but definitely not least. Teaching awkward people everywhere how to be themselves and harness all the awesome they suppress on a daily basis, by OVERWHELMING THEM WITH AWESOME. I bet you didn't know she has a Masters of Education in Sport Psychology and Counseling from Boston University, either.

edit: needed to be said.

[11:05:51 PM] Nikki: shouldve been called
[11:05:59 PM] Nikki: who would you have a gangbang with
[11:06:10 PM] Brett: oh i thought that was the underlying message of the entire thread

[Cyanist]

The top 5 actors I would NOT prefer to share a zombie apocalypse with:

Daniel Radcliff

Reason: I just don't think he'll make it [not without his wand]

Bruce Willis

Reason: He'll survive, sure, but I don't think I could take it if he rolled his eyes at me.

Ashton Kutcher:

Reason: Do I have to have one? Okay, he just bothers me.

Justin Timberlake:

Reason: Unspecified [Don't push it].

Jonathan Taylor Thomas:

Reason: Just a witto too smug for me.

[saio]

here's my list of who I wouldn't mind escaping a zombie apocalypse with

bruce lee

reason: he has the perfect balance of martial arts and philosophy

tony jaa

reason: his brutality and skill make him the perfect choice

arnold schwarzenegger

reason: obvious

tak sakaguchi

reason: he's mastered Bājíquán, Shorinji Kempo, boxing, and kick boxing.

jackie chan

reason: comic relief