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    Surprising google results.

    Well of course we all do it O_o I think, we all look up random things on google images and it seems no matter what you look up some sort of degenerative results come up.

    I was looking up some totally harmless things lately and the things that have been coming up are quite shocking of course I could put it on safety search but what would be the fun in that.
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    I was once looking for hand-made Amish furniture on my parents behalf and instead found Amish porn. Which, apparently, exists.

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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Quote Originally Posted by Block View Post
    I was once looking for hand-made Amish furniture on my parents behalf and instead found Amish porn. Which, apparently, exists.
    Holy crap if Amish porn exists than pigs surely can fly.
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Even with safesearch on you can find some strange things. I tried to find a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog for an assainment project for designing a games magazine on Adobe InDesgin. First picture that came up? Sonic bumming Tails! Searching for most things anime or games related leads to hentai though! Even The Simpsons aren't safe!

    SPOILER!!:
    For the sake of your mentality, do not search "Lemon Party" with safesearch off. One of my friends did and what came up was... kind of... worrying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    Sonic bumming Tails! Searching for most things anime or games related leads to hentai though! Even The Simpsons aren't safe!
    That's weird, I kept trying to find hentai of sonic boning tails the other day, and could only find pics from the TV show. :/

    Oh well at least I know it's out there.

    Also, if not everyone knows about StumbleUpon (firefox addon), it's pretty great. Takes you to a random recommended webpage, you choose "I like it!", or give it a thumbs down. Then you move on. The more you vote on, the more it knows your "personality" and will recommend better things to you. It's absolutely the best way to find new stuff on the internet.

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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    SPOILER!!:
    For the sake of your mentality, do not search "Lemon Party" with safesearch off. One of my friends did and what came up was... kind of... worrying...


    I think I will be scarred for life.
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Yeah, if you look up game characters or anime characters (especially female ones) without safesearch on (sometimes even if it is on), you get some really nasty/weird stuff. I guess if people are into that, let them be? I don't know.

    I keep my safesearch on moderate. Strict is a little too strict for me, and if you turn it completely off, you can get some raunchy stuff to appear no matter what you type in most of the time.

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    Just for the sake of my curiosity, I kind of want to google "lemon party" now with safesearch off. I do value my sanity though.
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    I can't remember exactly what I googled, but I can assure you it was completely innocent, and I got a picture of a man in a bathtub with an erection.

    My dad was there too, and even he couldn't believe it. Highly embarrassing. x__X

    I google everything I don't know the meaning of. So you can bet I've googled something wrong, and quickly worked out what said word meant. Like that time an old friend of mine told me to google image BDSM when I was fifteen because I asked what it meant. The images weren't too bad, but then again, I wasn't willing to go onto the next pages. >>;

    Okies, google time:
    I googled lemon party, and... what's with the old folks doing each other? And... ewwww... wtf. Yes, a bit too excited.


    Quote Originally Posted by Block View Post
    I was once looking for hand-made Amish furniture on my parents behalf and instead found Amish porn. Which, apparently, exists.
    I'll believe it when I see it.
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    Re: Surprising google results.



    AHHHH! QUICK, TURN IT OFF! DEAR LORD!

    But yeah, keep it moderate, folks. The internet is 99.9% porn. Which would explain why it's so hard to find anything reliable/of use.


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    Actually Alpha, the internet is around 1% porn and most of the internet is mostly spam, maybe around 90%



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    Re: Surprising google results.

    I watched Spoony's rant on FFVIII again, and decided to look up Tifa (because I wanted to see the basketball picture again xD) and this is what I got instead. Like the third picture.

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    Google "Nugget Pron"

    I'd post a link or a picture but the mods would get there rags if they saw it and yell at me.

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    Re: Surprising google results.

    So back when I was like 10, I had to do this project about animals in a zoo. Me being a ten year-old badass, I picked tigers. Tigers kick ass. Anyways, I go to my grandma and grandpas house, because thats where I normally went after school. I get on the computer and look up "exotic tigers". I pulled up a page with some naked ladies on it, at the ripe young age of ten.

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    Thanks for the "my first boner" story, Rocky.

    When I'm bored, I'll usually google mine and my friends screen names and see if anything interesting pops up. Unfortunately for mine, some clown decided to use the name I use for EVERYTHING to post on a web health board, asking for symptoms of herpes after he went downtown on a ladyfriend.

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    Re: Surprising google results.

    I think the first time I realized that the internet was messed up was the time I looked up "Wolverine and the Punisher," thinking I'd get a cool crossover picture or something. What I got was... Wolverine, and the Punisher. I was like "AUGH!!" and immediately closed the picture.

    Heh, there's a wikipedia page on lemonparty.org, apparently, and I was able to read the first paragraph on what it's about (that's the evil site, btw. Don't go there.) Anyhoo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telegraph View Post
    I think the first time I realized that the internet was messed up was the time I looked up "Wolverine and the Punisher," thinking I'd get a cool crossover picture or something. What I got was... Wolverine, and the Punisher. I was like "AUGH!!" and immediately closed the picture.

    Heh, there's a wikipedia page on lemonparty.org, apparently, and I was able to read the first paragraph on what it's about (that's the evil site, btw. Don't go there.) Anyhoo...

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    talk about a surprise google result.

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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Ahh the lemon party. I was the douch bag that would go around my school talking people into doing that. It all started with my cousin he got me to search it up. I threw up as soon as I saw. So afterwards it was my goal to trick everyone I knew into looking it up.

    Google is f*cking weird sometime's. In school when we would have to do projects we would always use google image. We would type stuff in and inapropriate shit would pop up. Then the computer admin would bitch at us and blah blah blah...

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    What is lemonparty, without me having to go there? Someone has to save the rest of our eyes. It's like when someone dies, nobody comes back to tell us what its like after death. Damn you, assholes.
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Quote Originally Posted by Che View Post
    What is lemonparty, without me having to go there? Someone has to save the rest of our eyes. It's like when someone dies, nobody comes back to tell us what its like after death. Damn you, assholes.
    It is a bunch of gay nude men having a pool party. They are all f*cking naked. Totally f*cked up picture, and looking back on it I feel bad for tricking people into looking at it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kisuke View Post
    It is a bunch of gay nude men having a pool party. They are all f*cking naked. Totally f*cked up picture, and looking back on it I feel bad for tricking people into looking at it...
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Lemon Party is tame.

    Try these

    OctopusGirl.com - Octopus Girl
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    ^^^^^^

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    @ chrono, too late

    My favorite thing about google is that it tries to guess what you like. For example here on TFF it advertised me an actual Gypsy home page for something, I for forget specifically what it was though haha.

    Google is rediculous you can search for lemonade...* Googles Lemonade* and end up with ..........

    ...........

    ...........

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    some guy doing a horse ?
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    Re: Surprising google results.

    The most innocent thing such as 'big' can get you some pretty 18+ pictures on Google Search with safesearch turned off. I am beginning to think having safesearch off is Google's way of a subtle porn search engine.

    Nowadays, I always check for if damn safesearch is set to either strict or moderate.

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    Re: Surprising google results.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zeromune View Post
    The most innocent thing such as 'big' can get you some pretty 18+ pictures on Google Search with safesearch turned off. I am beginning to think having safesearch off is Google's way of a subtle porn search engine.

    Nowadays, I always check for if damn safesearch is set to either strict or moderate.
    Of course "big" would get some naughty pictures! I'm sure i'm not the only one who finds the word amusing because the first thing I think of is a particular male appendage!

    But yeah... anything "innocent" can display something not. Or something really random.
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