Super Powerz Thread.

[Cyanist]

If you were to be allowed a superpower (for a limited time only, or for your whole life, if you want), which one would you choose and in what situation would you use it?

[RagnaToad]

I would like the superpower to make my parents proud of me.

[Cyanist]

Oh, man, that's so touching.
A kid has survived, forced to accept the social rules and whatever else baloney invented in this world: all parents should automatically be proud.

I want the power to not be heard. Even when I'm walking on dried leaves and the like. I'd sneak past someone without her noticing.

[OceanEyes28]

If I could have super strength without bulging muscles, I would like that. Look exactly the same (okay... maybe a bit less doughy... that's fair) but just be like... Hulk strong. I'd get a kick out of that. And with strong ass leg muscles I'd be fast as shit too. Not Flash fast, but **** him.

I'm torn between that and MIND POWERS.

Also, hang on just a second here....

I'd sneak past someone without her noticing.

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[Cyanist]

Yup, you got that right, I mean someone in PARTICULAR here. This person is worth avoiding. I'd go about writing notes back and forth just to avoid her. (Where's a bike messenger when you need one?) Yeah, we don't get along. It's that bad.

[Dranzer]

I would like the superpower to make my parents proud of me.

I have to say that's definitely original.

As for me I'd love the ability to fly. I'd use it all the time, with or without wings; without preferably unless I could fold them up while not in use. The idea of just being able to be like: "douces!". And just peace the **** out into the sky. The other power I think would be bad ass is "weapon modification." It's a close tie, but I'd still pick flying.

@Ally: A pretty version of the Hulk sounds ****ing insane. Hotter than anything ScarJo could play. ;P. (I will be talking about her ass after work when I find visual aides, so this parenthetical statement is technically off-topic spam. <3)

[loaf]

Ally, you can look at Nikki Saunders from Heroes. She's just a woman with super strength. Even She-Hulk but she's buff.

also I swear there was a thread like this not that long ago...

I'm usually up for grabs with Teleportation or Telekinesis/Telepathy.

[NikkiLinkle]

Teleportation! So I can just go wherever the hell I wanna go... at least I assume so anyway. Or invisibility! Then I can smack people in the face without them knowing it was me!

[Cyanist]

I assume when you say smacking you mean hitting, as opposed to smooching?
Also, I'm sorry, Loaf. Gee, I try my darndest not to copy old threads...

Anywhozits, I'm not too keen on the super strength thing, I'm already pretty good against my own body weight.

[NikkiLinkle]

I assume when you say smacking you mean hitting, as opposed to smooching?

Haha. Sorry! Yes hitting

[Michael Swayne]

I kinda want two powers, but only on Thursdays (and one or two Wednesdays or Fridays each year). Although, one isn't really a power, but more like a weapon or accessory to go along with the power.

I would like to be able to jump super high. Like 200-300 feet high. Then, I would use my magic gun or bow to shoot the newspapers to the people's houses. That way, I don't have ride up hills on my bike.

Or you know, maybe just a magic gun or something that shoots the newspapers to all the houses at once, and I wouldn't need to aim or anything. Just point the gun in the air, pull the trigger, and the papers would just go to where they need to go.

(Where's a bike messenger when you need one?)

Would you settle for a paperboy? Although, I would have to have a super power that allows me to go from Ohio to California quickly. Teleportation or super speed or something similar.

[Pete]

Swayne, problem solved


I think I'd want teleportation, but under the stipulation that I can only instantly transport to places I've been, just to be fair. **** traffic and travel time.

[RagnaToad]

On a more serious note, I think I'd like the power to teleport to places I've been. It seems like the most usable power.

The power to heal instantly would be convenient too.

[Dodie16]

I want the power to have any power I want. [/Cartman]

Either that or be insanely wealthy. Hey, it works for Batman and Iron Man!

[Yoko]

Guys, I don't want this shit to happen. You crocs can stay on land tyvm.

I want to be able to fly. Or at least have the power to acquire a plane whenever I wish. That would be sick. I also thought about being invisible whenever I want. That would be a sick super power.

In other words, I want to be wonder woman and invisible girl all in one person.

[SOLDIER #819]

Holy crocodile. (Alligator?)

Teleportation or illusion/mind powers sound coooool. I'd also like the power to control plants and their growth. With the proper wind I could ride a gigantic dandelion across town. That right there would be ****ing epic.

[Heartless Angel]

I'd personally go with the powers Doomsday. Not immortal, but when he dies, he is reborn, having evolved to be immune to whatever killed him. He also evolves to survive in any environment, which has led to super strength, speed, agility, and superior survival and combat instinct. Basically, I'd want the power of spontaneous evolution.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I've always said Wolverine's super-regenerative powers. Never be sick, never age. Working out would be so easy; your muscles would instantly heal themselves and be stronger. Wonder how Wolverine's metabolism works, though. Wonder if I'd have to eat a cow a day or more in beef to sustain myself. Unless I operated on comic book universe laws of anatomy, in which case I could probably just eat like a normal person.

Also, a pretty version of the Hulk would be She-Hulk, right? Also, I think she's a lawyer. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Halie]

Is it too cheesy if I ask for a super power that makes people happy? =3

Otherwise I'd like healing powers, or the ability to fly. Or both. I could fly around the world and heal people, that'd be cool.

[Diyala]

I don't think I would want to have it for my whole life , If only I had this power I would use it to achieve justice in this world , draw smile on sad faces , clean the world from inhuman presidents , kill poverty ,help Arabs and rebuild their collapsed world . After that I can be happy I don't want to think of wars or killing people or bloody scene in Tv . I would change the unsuccessful educational system we have , I would use all this super power to present better generations , I would harshly punish lazy useless students in schools that all what they think about is their silly conversations on their BB ,I would use alot of strategies that can help develop my country. And now I'm relieved to start thinking of my personal life . I would want to enter a room where we have brave wise gentle men lined up in a queue , I would pick up one as my husband and marry him and make a slave of him (by stealing his heart and make him truly love me as If I were his other half ^^) . Together we can take a happy tour around the world , I would dearly visit countries like Spain ,Italy , Britain and talk about the last , I want to visit the place where Charles Dickens sat and wrote the world his wondrous stories. I wanna see alot of things I've read about and gradually I will be returning to my normal self without the super power the world needs and living in a world I just dreamed of . haha I feel silly ^^

[Clint]

I'd like the power to keep my lips from chapping. My lips tend to chap quite easily, and it's really annoying when I can't find any chap stick.

[RagnaToad]

I want the power to have any power I want. [/Cartman]

There's always some ****ing kid who puls shit like this.

[Catalana]

If I had a power ... I'd love to be immortal ... not because I'm afraid of death but I want so much to see how the history, the people, the architecture, the medicine and all things will evolve in the future I know the fact that I can't die will become boring after a time but like that I will be able to learn all the jobs, to learn a lot of knowledge, to travel a lot and ... so many things !
I don't deny that I will be bored of this power after many years !

[Taco-Calamitous]

There's always some ****ing kid who puls shit like this.

She also said she wanted money. Makes sense to me. Although the two superheroes she listed also have the power of a ridiculously high IQ, and martial arts in the case of Batman. I guess with a lot of money, she could work on those things, though. *nod nod* Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[SuperSabin]

I would want the power to distort reality to see things other people can't see. I'd use it to make the world a better place in ways people can't comprehend.

[Robbo]

Is super-knowledge a thing?

If it were I would have that just to know everything, you could invent things people want and have all the monies, you would know how far technology can go and you could potentially change the future. WIN!!

[Mystyrion]

Oh so many to pick from.

Immortality, but not in the traditional way you would think. The Kenny (South Park) way of immortality. IE, dying, being brought back to life the next day. I think it would be interesting to experience death and still be alive.

Super Saiyan - Who wouldn't? Super speed, super strength, turn into a giant monkey, instant transmission, blast a kamehameha into space a few times.

I guess the last thing isn't really a super power, just that Magic (Harry Potter), Alchemy (FullMetalAlchemist), or something of that nature existed within our world.

[Crescent]

The ability to make things/people come to life..heh. Psychokinesis, flying, healing powers, infinite speed, stamina n agility, teleportation and reviving the dead oh and i LOVE Scarecrow's power, tapping into people's deepest fears instantly, all these without sapping any of my own energy would also be at the top of my list. Great question!

[Cyanist]

I would like to be able to jump super high. Like 200-300 feet high. Then, I would use my magic gun or bow to shoot the newspapers to the people's houses. That way, I don't have ride up hills on my bike.

You also would have destroyed the need for elevators

Is it too cheesy if I ask for a super power that makes people happy? =3

No! Cheesiness rules! I want happy people, too!

I'd like the power to keep my lips from chapping. My lips tend to chap quite easily, and it's really annoying when I can't find any chap stick.

I used to get that, too. But not since my mom introduced me to an amazing product called "Eucerin"

Is super-knowledge a thing?

If it were I would have that just to know everything, you could invent things people want and have all the monies, you would know how far technology can go and you could potentially change the future. WIN!!

YEAH!!!! MONIES!!! (where on earth is the smiley for maniacal laughter?)

[seanb]

I would have the ability to stop time. So I could wonder round the world as its frozen in one place.

And yea I would mostly use it to fulfill sexual desires/save the world etc...