The stupid things people do

**RamesesII** · 02-23-2009, 05:09 AM

Tell us the stupid things you have or some one else has done today!

**Walter Sobchak** · 02-23-2009, 08:27 AM

Well, some guy posted a chain email in the Intellectual Discussion forum. That was pretty stupid.

I also put the milk in before the cereal. I will regret this for a long, long time.

**Elyon Seraphim** · 02-23-2009, 08:33 AM

I losed balance and fell down the stair... ouch... Later on, I hited the head in the wall... double ouch...

**Unknown Entity** · 02-23-2009, 10:24 AM

Lent back on my chair, and fell backwards. I fashioned it out by trying to flip backwards and stand up, but hurt my neck in the process.

Haha, my friend Grant texted me this morning, and my message was full of typo's because I was so tired (2 hours sleep...

). Looked like I was speaking a different language!

I was also so tired that I accidently put shampoo on my sponge while I was in the shower. In all fairness, the shampoo bottle does look like the shower gel one.

I sat down outside my classroom on the floor, and sat on my leg. Doesn't sound stupid, but it went dead, and I could barely walk or move my foot. ^^;;

Erm... I think thats it. Just wasn't my day I guess.

**Azuteor** · 02-23-2009, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Yoo-Hoo

Well, some guy posted a chain email in the Intellectual Discussion forum. That was pretty stupid.

I also put the milk in before the cereal. I will regret this for a long, long time.

Cut him some slack, we all make mistakes every once in a while. For all we know, he might be new to internet forums.

During 3rd period, which is my Chemistry Honors class, we were doing a trivia game in preparation for a test. I ended up looking like an idiot because I kept giving wrong answers to questions I already knew.

Bad morning...

._.;;

**Zerobanshee** · 02-23-2009, 02:39 PM

I fell asleep in physics class, and where i only had an hour or two of sleep last night, i snored in class. In the middle of study time. XD

I shoved my right shoe onto my left foot by accident {wasnt looking}

I figured out that three new girls like me. I don't see why they keep following me around, when I'm not interested. Rofl...

I sneezed, and bit my tongue. Now it feels all funny, and was numb for about ten minutes.

I'll think of more later. Rofl

**Violet** · 02-23-2009, 02:40 PM

I sat on my cat who was under the covers. I didn't know she was there until I heard this cranky little meow. Poor thing.

And I accidentally called a hamburger "burrito" when buying one pound of it in the store.

**Halie** · 02-23-2009, 02:44 PM

I microwaved ice-cream.

**Azuteor** · 02-23-2009, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Ruin-Tumult

I figured out that three new girls like me. I don't see why they keep following me around, when I'm not interested. Rofl...

You're one lucky guy then, haha. The only time a similar situation happened to me was when I was in Pre-School and in 6th grade.

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My best friend and I went to Science club during Club period. Clubs are separated into A and B clubs, where A and B club meetings occur on different days. I was talking to one of the members and she happened to see my Chemistry book. She asked, "Where in Chemistry are you at?"

With little time to absorb the question and think about it, I responded by giving her what part of the school my Chemistry class is located. She obviously made fun of me and had to cause a commotion to everyone around her. Sheesh.

I hate having to give an answer spontaneously. I would rather think about a question a little more.

**RamesesII** · 02-24-2009, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Yoo-Hoo

Well, some guy posted a chain email in the Intellectual Discussion forum. That was pretty stupid.

I also put the milk in before the cereal. I will regret this for a long, long time.

I apologize Yoo-Hoo for haphazardly posting it with out editing it first. I simply copied it and pasted it forgetting about it.

Next time i will be sure that my threads will meet the forum rules and regulations of the forum.
I've edited it just for you Yoo-Hoo so make sure you be meticulous about checking it or any of my posts and threads for anymore mistakes i may make in the future. I have no valid excuse for posting it like that except the fact that i was lazy.

I sincerly apologize for my stupidity, i have edited it now.

I had off milk on my cereal this morning. I was still half asleep when i got my breakfast before work and only found out that afternoon. I now realise why it tasted funny, but lucky for me i have an iron gut and didn't get sick.

**Zerobanshee** · 02-24-2009, 01:24 PM

Today, I accidentally knee'd myself in the face. I was trying to yank my bookbag out from inbetween the bus seats, and it jammed. I planted my feet, and gave it a good yank. The bookbag came free, and my knee went up---right into my nose. It hurt like hell, and my eyes watered for a good 5 minutes.

Everyone was laughing at me. I must've looked like a real jackass. XD

**Unknown Entity** · 02-24-2009, 02:06 PM

I took my college ID off, and starting playing with it - like... swinging it around my head and going ninja on Grants arse, and then I let go... when the lift opened. There was no one in the lift - it just randomly stopped, but my ID card almost went down the gap between the floor and the elevator. ^^;;

I was mucking about with my friend Andre, and I lifted his bag up from the bottom and twisted it - it hurts apparently. The teacher looked around and laughed and asked what I was doing. Priya said that I was being a bully, to which I looked confused and then Andre put his arm around me and said I love him really. I blushed and cowarded away, and now I think Priya and my teacher think I like Andre. -_-;;

I tripped over thin air. No really, I did! I didn't feel my foot hit anything, but I still tripped!

I was ripping up a bit of pancake for my dog to try, and threw the whole thing at him by accident. It landed on his head, and he just stood there. I looked at my other hand, and had the bit I was ment to give him...

**Halie** · 02-24-2009, 02:41 PM

I went to climb over the gate that stops my baby brother from getting into the kitchen, because I'm too stupid to open it and walk through it, and I fell over the top of it and twisted my ankle. ...It hurt =/.

**HUNK** · 02-24-2009, 04:37 PM

My omputer was loading slow so I clicked internet explorer 20 times and then when the forums finally loaded I posted a few times and my computer was so slow that I quit only to realise I had 20 internet explorer programs up and running at once.

**Unknown Entity** · 02-25-2009, 03:30 PM

I was taking the piss out of guys who "bust low batty" lol. (When they wear their trousers down their backsides). Anway, the phone rang and I had to run down the stairs. My trousers were all around my ankles, so I tripped and fell all the way down. I have a bump on my head from where it hit the wall at the bottom, even now like... 8 hours later. ^^

I just went and forced myself to get something to eat. I've not eatten in so long, forgot what to put on my plate first - curry or rice. Lets put it this way... The rice was on top. 0_0

Oh, and I put shampoo on my sponge again in the shower. I need to stop doing that... -_-;;

**Dr_Flea** · 02-25-2009, 07:20 PM

i was sitting on the floor with my legs crossed and my foot went to sleep, then the phone rang so i jumped up to get it only to fall flat on my face becasue i couldnt feel my foot.

i walked into a wall.

The Typical: trying to push open a pull door.

im sure there will be more

I just ran over my little toe with my computer chair

~Dr_Flea~

**Zerobanshee** · 02-25-2009, 08:11 PM

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enough said. check out the stupidness.

Maridia · 02-26-2009, 02:21 AM

I've seen someone stop the car and not put it in park. Haha how can you ease the blow there?

I watched my cousin open the slider and forget about the screen slider and just smashed his nose into it. Though he learned after!

Around 14 I took a nap and woke up and the clock said 6. So I thought it was in the morning and grabbed all my stuff for school and wondered why everyone was cooking in the kitchen so early and noticed the pm light was on...woops

When I was 10 I woke up on a Saturday and got ready again for school, I'm a genius aren't I?

I watched my brother put a burger wrapped in foil in a microwave when he was about 12. It was a pretty light show of sparks and fire though I got a good laugh, not to mention he said the burger tasted charred after, hmm I wonder why.

I probably have more but that should suffice.

**RamesesII** · 02-26-2009, 07:37 AM

I swear i fell asleep on the ride on tractor today, i was so exhausted and it takes me ages to wake up, anyway i think i had a couple of micro sleeps while still mowing some how i still managed to stay on track lmao yes i probably shouldn't operate machinery while drowsy.

I also sliced my hand open only a day after working at this job being stupid with a knife (as one does) and they were kind enough to let me take the rest of the week off. I had sliced starting from my thumb knuckle on the back of my hand and stopping in line with my bottom knuckle on my index finger. 6 stitches later two of which were to tie of the vein that i cut through. I got a nice scar from it, i would say i cut through some nerves that haven't repaired yet because its still a little bit numb and this was about 6 months ago.

**Storm** · 02-26-2009, 11:11 AM

This morning I went to wash my face but was still wearing my glasses. That was very daft! I do stupid little things quite regularly, but that was the only one today. It didn't quite top off putting a sheet of (unused) toilet paper onto my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. Most silliness for me happens in the bathroom or the kitchen! Speaking of kitchen stupidity, one time I was making a cup of tea and I put 2 spoons of coffee in it instead of sugar.

Some of my friends are as bad as me. One time I was out with my friends Rachel and Andrea. Andrea stopped walking and looked really confused, then she started laughing. She said that she'd panicked as she was wondering why she wasn't wearing glasses. Because Rachel and I are wear glasses, Andrea had a random panic even though she doesnt wear them! Another time Rachel went looking for her cup of tea, which she had in her hand.

Thats the main things I can really remember. Stupid stuff happens so much but when it comes to pinpointing events, it's quite hard to remember them.

**Rocky** · 02-26-2009, 11:51 AM

I was looking for my keys (they are attached to a giant lanyard) this morning, and I practically tore my house apart trying to find them. They were in my back pocket of my jeans the entire time. I felt like an idiot.

I had my ethics class today, so I drove up to class and I got to the door of the classroom only to discover a note on the door sayin "you should have read the e-mail

" I read the e-mail and found out that I didn't have class beacause the roads were too icy for my prof. I felt like an idiot.

I listened to Coldplay. I felt like an idiot.

**Bleachfangirl** · 02-26-2009, 09:03 PM

Stupid things people do? Oh, this is definitely a thread I'm frequenting.

I've been trying to learn free-running from this guy at school, and today he started me off with something easy. I was only supposed to jump over a railing. It looked easy, and I felt really confident. When I was halfway over, my foot hooked onto the bar, and I ended up tangled up in it.

I have a class upstairs in one of the buildings at school, and as I was leaving it, I noticed my shoe laces were untied. I stopped in the middle of the stairs, bent over to reach my laces, and half the contents of my unzipped backpack went crashing down the rest of the steps. It took a third of the passing period to pick everything up, and I felt really dumb.

**Polk** · 02-26-2009, 09:13 PM

I once did a pillow. Damn, that was stupid.

Worst relationship ever.

**nra4** · 02-27-2009, 12:09 AM

i walked into a wall today at school

**Cheesevixen** · 03-02-2009, 09:08 AM

An "adult" called me and eight year old girl after telling me I was a "big fat pimple face".....ironic and stupid. I remember the school yard days...it reminded me a lot of that. You're a big poopy head ><. lol

**LaCkyy** · 03-02-2009, 09:35 AM

My Mate was talking to me and some guys, he proberly didn't know where has going

he turned round and smashed his face on a door.

Funny at the time

**Halie** · 03-02-2009, 10:11 AM

I wore new shoes to school before breaking them in or at least putting plasters on me feet, and now they're KILLING ME. Literally. Minute by minute, they're eating away at my feet-souls. Aaaahhh.

I can't remember the other stupid things I did, which I guess is pretty stupid, too.

**LaCkyy** · 03-02-2009, 10:20 AM

My Brother got hit by a bus driver- for paying the wrong amount?
Surely that is a stupid thing.

**Unknown Entity** · 03-02-2009, 01:36 PM

I changed my clothes once today and had two showers because the weather is getting hot... I was wearing my jeans, and a black jumper, with a black hoodie on over top, went out to the shop, got baked to death, so came home, had another shower and found cooler clothes to wear. I felt stupid for not checking the weather before I got clean and changed the first time.

Oh, and I wore my bright red combats for the first time to college. The material is thin - not see through thin, but thin enough for me not to get too hot again thats why. But I turned up with Priya to the class room 5mins late, and we were welcomed to wolf whistles. Me for wearing red instead of darker colours for the first time and because Priya was wearing a skirt. I wished I hadn't left my pass at home so I could have got there before everyone... -_-

Yeah, I left my college ID at home. I had almost got to the bus stop when I realised. I had to walk home again... At least I burnt off that bloody pizza...

Yeah, I ate pizza for breakfast. Well, it was more brunch because I didn't really have anything to eat when i got up. My damn hand...

Yeah, I burt my hand getting it out of the oven. Stupid me for not using the tea towl...

Yeah, the tea towl which was hanging off the bloody oven. -_-