Sometimes I spill coffee on myself

[Taco-Calamitous]

And it burns. It's like it's straight from the pot, just finished brewing. Sometimes my cup is too full and I put a finger in the burning hot coffee. Sometimes I eat food that's too hot. Some people might think of spitting the too hot food item back out, but I'm like "**** that noise, I am a MAN." My dad purposefully heats his food to where it will burn the roof of his mouth. I don't know what that's all about. He's much more of a man than I am though.

Do you spill hot coffee on yourself? Are you a man or a pansy?

[loaf]

I spill it on my hands when I walk from the Coffee station to my desk.

[che]

At least you smell delicious.

[LocoColt04]

Can I be a mansy? Because that shit burns. But I don't cry about it. I just make funny faces while I debate whether I should spit it out or not.


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[Clint]

I have never, and will never spill coffee on myself, because I'm not a retard. I learned how to hold a cup, and I learned how to sip from that cup without spilling the liquid inside.

Though if I did spill coffee on myself, I wouldn't really mind. I bathe in hot water, and that's essentially all coffee is. I'm not afraid of taking a shower, so there's no reason for me to be a pansy about spilling a little bit of coffee.

In all seriousness, who the hell do you think I am? Scrooge McDuck?

[Odin1199]

I can spill it when on break and holding the cup too tight. It doesn't burn because I put quite abit of milk in it and the cap has a very small aperture anyways. It just leaks mostly. Mwahaha. I dodge spills like a pro.

[Cyanist]

I'm constantly spilling because we have a very plump gray cat named Bilbo Baggins. He has a tendency to anticipate where a person's foot will be and intercept that with his substantial, fuzzy belly...he also enjoys lapping up whatever spilled.

He is both the trigger and the cure.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I think Clint Eastwood is Scrooge McDuck. It would make sense. Scrooge McDuck is a bad ass as far as anthropomorphic animals go.

Also, I want a cat named Bilbo Baggins.

Caesar, how funny are the funny faces? I will have to judge on whether that elevates you from being a pansy to a mansy. There is also a tribunal in effect on whether or not you will ever be elevated from "n00b" status. This could be your time!

[Unknown Entity]

I'm an accident prone masocist, and can't go a day without harming myself someway or another. Burning myself comes third on my list before hitting my head on something, and walking into something.

I blow my fork or edge of the cup before I take a bite or sip, but it rarely works. I don't spit it out either, because that's bad manners. Which leaves got food and beverages only one way to go... Ever felt hot food or beverage burn aaaallllllll the way down, and linger in your stomach for a few moments as it either cools, or you become accustomed to the new temperature in there?