so how many times a day....(18+)

[.EcKS.]

do you wank it.
honestly.
this thread hasn't been around for ages.
and you should know what i mean, breaking out the lube, puttin on some kiddy porn and totally beating your **** or clit like it was your little brother you deleted your pokemon emerald game file from your gameboy

now i know what some of you are thinking...omg there cant be a thread like this!!! this is so rude!
blah blah blah, you know your a prude but you touch yourself anyways.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Heh. As a practicing Catholic, I try not to, but for the most part, it happens at least once a day, sometimes maybe every other day or a few days in between. Or sometimes, more than once. I don't try to fight the urge very hard sometimes.

"Flogging the dolphin," as my friends put it. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Jin]

Haha, Ecks.

It depends how busy I am. If I have something to do, maybe none to once a day. If I'm bored shitless on the other hand, up to 3? Anymore than that usually leads to physical injury so I try to avoid that. Not saying it never happens, but it's never intentional. I'd say it probably averages out at twice a day. It's a great stress relief and is easier to manage than actual sex. Commercialism!

[Phantom]

Well let's see: 4 times a day would be the good enough limit for me.If I run out of lube, I just use good old'e lotion. And yes Jintatsu isn't it a stress reliefer? Indeed. Definitely, Yup. Of course if I feel the urge to do it during a busy day ( work ) I use one of the private bathrooms to release so stress at work XDD. Be yeah probarly 4-5 times a day, and I have a better technique for "wanking it" but its a secret lol.



Peace

[Sir Kenneth]

Hahahahaha Ecks I gotta hand it to you! (In a total non-sexual way that has nothing to do with my genitals) this is the greatest thread ever!

Normally I choke the ol' one eye twice a day. Once when I get home from work and once before I go to bed. Some times when I wake up too or when I'm taking a shower, but that is more the exception that the rule.

[Walter Sobchak]

I never masturbate. No lie.

I can't get off to masturbation. I don't know why. I have tried everyone's techniques and advice, but it doesn't happen. So, I just sort of gave up a few years ago.

[Casanova[OCAU]]

holy shit zordon. You must get a lot of sex mate.

anyway, depends on if i have a girlfriend. Quite obviously, a lot less when i'm seeing someone.

edit:- as if make it an open poll!!

[Walter Sobchak]

holy shit zordon. You must get a lot of sex mate.

Haha. Not at all. Thats why I am so sexually frustrated.

Anyway, techniques and tips are welcome. Lets make it happen.

[dimmufan]

I think I have a new favorite thread. Interesting topic Ecks. Never thought I'd see a thread like this anywhere.

I like to relieve stress at least 5 times a week. The only time is right when I wake up. When ol' morning glory is saluting tall and proud.

[Angantyr]

haha awesome thread

I am surprised people do it more than once, see in the morning is when I normally wake up hard and it takes ages to release the man juice. I can't really get it up in the shower really though, but normally when nobodies home I just flop it out and pull up some Russian jerk material. But normally only once unless I'm really in the mood.

[Bleachfangirl]

Oh my....I don't, but just because this is the funniest thread I've ever seen, I have to post anyway.

But seriously, why is there no "I don't at all" choice on that poll. You fellows scare the crap out of me.... O.O

[OceanEyes28]

I answered this question a long time ago... and I was probably more candid about it then than I will be now. However! I will say that every now and then, it happens. Not so much in college because there are roommates and all. And I've got a boyfriend there with me soooooo....

But during breaks, I have no boyfriend and things can get pretty dull. Let's just say I know my way around. And that's really not such a bad thing, after all.

[Furore]

For me? Not for as long as I can remember. Area I live has a lot of 'fun' to get into and as a 'fun' person myself.... Yeah. Don't really have to release the flood valve.
I don't ever seem to be spanking my monkey, that's for sure!
Sorry about the crappy metaphors. I couldn't help myself....

[BenRampage]

well lol it would be a couple of times a week. in the summer thanks to all the college waitresses at the restaurant i work at they help me out a little haha. but the winter is a little slow for me lol. So i tend to do it more then. The Summer is WHEN I RISE haha. Setzer would get the joke.

[Sinister]

rofl.

Diogenes was once asked how to avoid temptations towards adultery. He began masturbating in front of the man who had asked. When rebuked for the display, Diogenes replied: "I only wish I could fill my stomach by rubbing it."

Anyway to answer the question. It happens on average, maybe once a week. I don't really have any free time to sit and fondle myself all day. :Spyfap: And even if I did, Uni isn't really a conductive atmosphere for those kinds of moods for me.

[Dark One]

Omg are you people jokeing this most not be a family site anymore lol. Anyways i don't every offten seeing i have my gf around alot she moved in with me so thats great but anyways... like once every 2 weeks maybe lol.

[Dragoon_Nick]

Ever since i've become single again, it rose incredibly. On average i do it twice, but there are some days i go up to 4 times. Those other days i don't do it all, maybe because of time, or mood. Funny though, when i can't sleep, masturbaiton helps like crazy. Funny though how on those third and fourth whanks, takes so much more time.

[ChloChloAriadne]

Haha... I find it amusing that this's an open poll XD.

Anyway.. It depends on mood, I guess. If I'm really sick or sad or something like that, generally not as much.

But still a fair bit =P. Probably.. I don't know.. Anywhere between 3-10 times a week? Probably averages to around once or twice a day, I guess..

As I said, it depends. Some weeks I won't do it at all. Or like.. Also depends on where I am. If I'm on holidays and the whole family is staying in a one-bedroomed hotel? Uh.. Nah. I'm lucky enough to have a bedroom that locks from the inside.

[Jin]

I find it really amusing that due to the above post, everyone else's counts will increase over the next few days. Seriously.

[dimmufan]

Oh my....I don't, but just because this is the funniest thread I've ever seen, I have to post anyway.

But seriously, why is there no "I don't at all" choice on that poll. You fellows scare the crap out of me.... O.O

Because there are two kinds of people in this world: those who do it and those who lie about. And fellows aren't the only ones who do it.

[Bleachfangirl]

I know that, but it doesn't mean I have to...now I feel all left out.....so sad. Does that mean you do, Dimmufan?

As for what Dark One says...I guess we forgot that? At least no one's yelling at us yet. Is that really possible to do that, anyway? I'm kind of skeptical about it...it's scary sounding.....@.@

[dimmufan]

I know that, but it doesn't mean I have to...now I feel all left out.....so sad. Does that mean you do, Dimmufan?

As for what Dark One says...I guess we forgot that? At least no one's yelling at us yet. Is that really possible to do that, anyway? I'm kind of skeptical about it...it's scary sounding.....@.@

Don't be scared. It's a good way to get to know yourself. It's also a good way to find out what you like and don't like: what you prefer and whatnot. It's never too late to start. Read my first post.

[Bleachfangirl]

Eh. Still not going to. Not interested in any of that anyway.

I guess that means yes?
"Because there are two kinds of people in this world: those who do it and those who lie about. And fellows aren't the only ones who do it."
I guess so. Cool beans? huh. *scratches head* Why do people do it?

[Phantom]

Eh. Still not going to. Not interested in any of that anyway.

I guess that means yes?
"Because there are two kinds of people in this world: those who do it and those who lie about. And fellows aren't the only ones who do it."
I guess so. Cool beans? huh. *scratches head* Why do people do it?

Because it is a good stress reliever, and for those who dont * cough have anyone to... with cough * it helps with that too. But to an extend it is urges, rather random urges, or usual urges like eating breakfast in the morning. It's like a miracle cure for you and your body, and ya feel so good afterwards...rofl. This is 'personal' experience. But I think both guys and gals would agree that it feels good to do it once and awhile, ( for me its more then once a day but well.... LoL. Anyway Yeah lol.

[Jin]

Why do people do it?

You see, this is why sex ed should be taught in school. Clearly some parents are dropping the ball...pardon the pun.

You see, deary, both the penis and the vagina are very sensitive to stimulation...

[Musashiden]

Well, up until this part February, I'd say 2-3 times a day. My girlfriend knows exactly what I like, so I have no need to spank the proverbial monkey anymore, unless of course she decides she would rather go on 4chan, that is.

[Sinister]

You people seem to have forgotten that there are other people who can be termed 'asexual' who neither have sexual desires nor want them. As far as they're concerned, their life is to be led towards more important pursuits.

Bleachfangirl, don't let them talk you into or insinuate that you should be doing anything that you don't feel compelled to do.

[fosterkid]

thats on odd question well it depends somtimes its every day most of the time its about 3 times a week.

[Shadow Of Darkness]

haha shaking hands with da president now and then...once a day..lol
Keeps me fit haha
I heard it very good when girls do it (duh) cause it..well...umm..DAMN I DONT KNOW TO SAY THAT IN ENGLISH !!!
WEEEEEEEEEE

[Emerald620]

now i was thinking about this alot because does this include someone else wanking for you like a g/f or anything because if so than it's like twice a day or so, but if it doesn't include that than roughly once or twice a week