Oh yes, there you are, bubbly, naked and wet, belting out your favorite song of all time. And then you realize you need to pee. Do you pee in the shower? Get out and get water and soap all over everything? Or do you try really hard to hold it and take a super fast shower?
CPC8: Makin' it happen.Originally Posted by Alisyn
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I tend to pee before I have a shower, seeing as it's one of the first things I do when I wake up. I have to wait for the air to get out of the pipes anyway, so might as well.
And. I totally sang in the shower this morning, but I made up the words. I used the shower head as mic too.
"I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
>>>------------->
Suddenly... clutter.:
Warning free for over eight years. Feels good.
I don't sing in the shower. I sound terrible there too
I have peed in the shower on occasion. It's either that or cut the shower short, which is never nice. Besides, you aim at the drain, and what harm can be done? Urine is sterile. You could drink it if you were so inclined.
I'm a pop sensation in my shower. Like Lizzie McGuire, but not blonde. Okay, not like Lizzie McGuire at all. More like a screeching vulture thing.
I also pee in the shower because I figure I'm already wet and I have a bar of soap to fix things up.
i always pee before I get in the shower otherwise il need to pee as soon as i get in there
Don't really sing in the shower. I sound terrible anyway, so if I'm going to sing, I'll do it in public so I can torture those around me.
I do pee in the shower. I just aim for the drain, no harm done.
People, you were born for a reason, let it out, the world's gotta hear it! Singing in the shower is great, no one can hear you and the nozzle makes an excellent mic, if you can handle water in your face.
Peeing. Well, if you're in the shower, it's all going down the drain anyway. If you miss and get it on yourself, by some amazing method, you can clean yourself off easily. Make it a game to aim for the hole!
Block- OMG You are so cute when you belt Coheed in the shower.
OMG It's my fiancée! I love you baby and I'm so glad you decided you wanted to be a part of this with me. Also, you didn't answer the question
CPC8: Makin' it happen.I can tell by looking at you right at this moment from the angle of through your window that you have nothing to be ashamed of
ugh you won't like this, baby... i pee before i get in the shower, BUT if i found myself in the situation you described and was already all soapy, i would just pee in the shower. peeing while all wet is nasty! you get paper stuck everywhere and it's just sick.
On rare occasions I do sing, though since I'm terrible at it I tend to avoid doing so, even in the shower. However I do bring my mobile, and play me something smooth.
Can't recall ever peeing while I was in the shower, it seems disgusting to be honest, I'll rather endure.
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This entire thread is generalizing the point that not everybody may sing in the shower. I do something much more patriotic. I recite the entire United States Constitution. When I finish reciting Amendment 27, limiting changes to congressional pay, I know that I'm clean enough, and I step out of the shower a real American hero.
I also don't pee in the shower. I never pee. I have the metabolic system of a bald eagle, which is also very patriotic, so everything just comes out as a white paste.
I never sing in the shower, but I do hum. Or I will think a song in my head. I know no one can hear me, since I am by myself now, but it just feels weird to sing in the shower.
As far as urinating, I do relieve myself in the shower. I figure that the 0.8 gallons of water that I would use to flush can be used to clean myself instead. It all ends up in the same drain, going to same place.
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That, sir, is AMAZING. I wish my body processed wastes like yours did!
I always piss in the shower. Pissing is a healthy pass-time, as it relieves my bladder. It also cleanses my feet. Also, I sing in the shower. I have a lovely singing voice.
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