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    A serious question.

    If you paid me $1 for every time I kicked you in the balls; And I kicked you 32 times a day for 3 years. And I kicked you 64 times on my birthday during those three years. How much money would I have earned?

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    Re: A serious question.

    Provided none of those years are a leap year, then you would have $35,136. This also takes into consideration that your birthday is not February 29, and that you don't kick 64 times on top of the normal 32 on your birthday. Just that you kick a max of 32 times every day, and a max of 64 on birthdays.

    3 x 64 = 192 (The amount of kicks on your birthday)

    364 x 3 = 1092 (The amount of other kicking days)

    1092 x 32 = 34944 (Amount of kicks on non-birthday)

    34944 + 192 = 35136 (Total amount of kicks, Total amount of money earned)

    Now, I usually charge to do someone's homework. See me about prices. But since you know how to figure out the problem now, you won't need anyone to help you with it. Just know that I don't accept kicks.
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    Re: A serious question.

    I thought you were banned. Good to see you're still around, providing quality threads for us to postulate over.
    Micheal did the math, but I think I have a much quicker solution: Invest your ball punch money in some kind of stock, then watch it wither away and die because you're obviously not a very smart investor, provided your only profession is **** punching.

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    Re: A serious question.

    How about I pay you a dollar for every time I punch you in the face? You could really make some money, there.

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    if we pay you, will you go away?
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    Re: A serious question.

    No Pete, he would have to kick you in the balls first before he goes away. As stated in the OP.

    This guy was banned, was he not?
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    Re: A serious question.

    Though he was around during the Quran bots, I am almost 100% sure that he wasn't banned. He just drifted away for a bit when he became upset that his last testicle-violence thread became locked, and his "Why is my thread locked?" thread became locked.

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    Now that doesn't sound stalkerish at all.....
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    Re: A serious question.

    I'd just kick myself in the balls.
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    Re: A serious question.

    You would have $0. I don't have balls. My brothers, on the other hand, do. I'd pay you double to do it to them plus an extra 25c for gloating and chanting my name after each kick. Oh... You'd have to convert that to £ too.

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    Re: A serious question.

    Thread closed. Swayne awnsered your question. Also boo hooing about it but I am issuing you an official warning to boot. I've warned you previously about making threads like this and if it keeps up I will just ban you as a bot that's obcessed with balls.
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