Randy Beaman

[Dodie16]

Anyone know any good stories about Randy Beaman?

Here's one that I like:

One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's mom had a dream that she ate a big marshmallow and it was really good, and she, and when she woke up ...
... her pillow was gone 'cause she ate it.

'K. Bye

[Polk]

Know what?

... Okay, Randy Beaman ate some corn flakes, but it wasn't corn flakes it was his brother's scab collection...

'Kay bye.

Also thread voted 5 for nostalgia's sake.