Random Question #5

**Josh_R** · 10-07-2009, 06:22 AM

they all have a dance fetish so nix I would advise you not to dnace through the damn cave...jk

**nix** · 10-07-2009, 06:28 AM

Yes Govinda the dance may not be sexy enough and i could get a cave full of semiers increasing the danger levels, christ id be scarred for life..

**RagnaToad** · 10-07-2009, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by nix

I would do a sexy dance, all the penises would go erect clearing the way and i would just stroll out without touching a penis. BONG!

They are gay penises right ? If not im ****ed..

I'd say if they are, you're ****ed.

Govinda · 10-07-2009, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by RagnaToad

I'd say if they are, you're ****ed.

Quite literally, yes

**ChloChloAriadne** · 10-07-2009, 03:38 PM

I'm not totally sure, but I'm definitely enjoying the mental images this thread has given me.

**nix** · 10-08-2009, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Govinda

Quite literally, yes

Nah... a penis on its own cant do much... I'm gonna stop here..

Anach would like to be in a cave full of cocks?

**Bleachfangirl** · 10-08-2009, 01:23 AM

...I just had to read all the way through the thread.

Seeing as I hate animals, I'd try to avoid as many cocks as possible, because last time I got too close to one, it pecked my finger and scurried off. A cave walled with cocks has got to smell too, because chickens poo as much as pigeons as far as I've seen (I HATE THEM) I'd just try to maybe push them aside so I could get a proper hold of the cave wall. Then if I get hungry during my climb, I'd kill one and eat it. >_O

**Sasquatch** · 10-08-2009, 04:35 AM

I finally found what this reminds me of.

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

Amirite?

**Josh_R** · 10-08-2009, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by Sasquatch

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That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.
Amirite?

Holy shit that's great...I had forgot all about earthworm Jim...

**Lily** · 10-08-2009, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Unknown Entity

You may as well have added in some extra cocks on the walls, and increased the danger of having semen fired at you

I can imagine that would be quite lethal, imagine them all going off at once, you'd end up glued to the wall....speed it can fire out too, imagine death by being impaled by nobs on the opposite wall....

I'm going to have some weird arsed dreams tonight

**RagnaToad** · 10-08-2009, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl

Then if I get hungry during my climb, I'd kill one and eat it.

I'm not sure whether I should be happy or not about the images going through my head right now.

**Josh_R** · 10-08-2009, 05:55 AM

Ragna you should be terrified of the images going through your head I know I am terrified...

Govinda · 10-08-2009, 06:26 AM

Come on, guys, the girl needs her protein! It's one of the most sensible plans put up so far.

**Josh_R** · 10-08-2009, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by Govinda

Come on, guys, the girl needs her protein! It's one of the most sensible plans put up so far.

Yes I'm sure it's protein that she is after Govinda...

**Bleachfangirl** · 10-08-2009, 09:54 PM

Chicken is tasty though. =D Who here doesn't like to eat chicken?

**RagnaToad** · 10-09-2009, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Govinda

Come on, guys, the girl needs her protein! It's one of the most sensible plans put up so far.

Ironically, semen does contain high amounts of proteins.

Or so I heard.

Yes, heard.

Che · 10-09-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by RagnaToad

Ironically, semen does contain high amounts of proteins.

Or so I heard.

Yes, heard.

I bet my sperm has more semen than yours.

edit: eh i facked that up but i'll leave it...

**RagnaToad** · 10-10-2009, 04:39 AM

Originally Posted by Che

I bet my sperm has more semen than yours.

edit: eh i facked that up but i'll leave it...

I bet it does, Che.

**Josh_R** · 10-12-2009, 06:00 AM

I hate to tell you boys but my sperm is super potent...lol

**Rocky** · 10-12-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Kisuke_Hellsing

I hate to tell you boys but my sperm is super potent...lol

In This Thread: Things NOT to tell a girl right before you sleep with her.

**Josh_R** · 10-14-2009, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by Rocky

In This Thread: Things NOT to tell a girl right before you sleep with her.

Definately I agree with you Rocky..Plus I was kidding my sperm isnt very good sperm cause my friends decided they was gonna play the bag tag game so I'm kinda messed up...