The Official Megan Fox thread

**Rocky** · 07-24-2009, 09:32 PM

Honestly, how can you not want to hit that?

Soooo, how bout that Megan Fox?? I think I am in love with her, people. Not only is she extremely attractive, she is also opinionated and stubborn, two of my favorite characteristics in a girl lol. She calls Lady GaGa a "slut", which I agree with, and then she also talks about her bisexuality and she says that she can sleep with guys, and she can sleep with girls, but she can't sleep with girls that have been with guys. Confused much? So am I. Does it really matter? Not really at all.

Post your thoughts, concerns, and favorite pictures here!

**OceanEyes28** · 07-24-2009, 09:43 PM

Toe thumbs and bad acting.

That is my official statement.

**Rocky** · 07-24-2009, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by OceanEyes28

Toe thumbs and bad acting.

That is my official statement.

Someone is jealous about not making it to the big screen!

hahaaaaa jayyyyy kayyyyy.

But she seriously got her acting career started up when she was 15 with the Olsen Twins. That's saying something.

**Dodie16** · 07-24-2009, 09:47 PM

Yes, I think she is very pretty. But this maybe is just me, but most of the pictures I see of her, she has her mouth open a little bit. No, it's not a big deal. I'm just wondering if anyone else noticed?

Okay, here is a pic that I like!

Hello Kitty necklace, ftw!

**Polk** · 07-24-2009, 09:57 PM

I would've preferred an Isla Fisher or Emma Watson thread, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

In order to contribute, I'll post this.

Go kill yourself Michael Bay - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Long story short, Megan Fox is right about Transformers not being a movie about acting. Michael Bay is an idiot and an asshole who SHOULDN'T MAKE MOVIES. EVER. I SAW PEARL HARBOR, MICHAEL BAY. THAT'S THREE ****ING HOURS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK.

And this. This is fantastic.

**Violet** · 07-24-2009, 11:20 PM

One thing I can't stand about her is how she does that tongue thing. She's constantly rolling it around inside of her mouth, it's irritating. Also, she seems a tad stuck up in her interviews..I am not sure about her yet, but so far she comes across to me as a snob.

**Djinn** · 07-25-2009, 12:05 AM

She's a tool... and not a good one either, like a spanner or a screwdriver. She can't act for shit and her 'looks' are overrated. Don't get me wrong, i'd still "hit that", but she wouldn't be getting toast in the morning.

Maridia · 07-25-2009, 12:27 AM

I really can't say I understand peoples fascination to her. From what she's acted like she seems high up on herself. yet she does it in a series where the computer generated machines are more important...I think she's given herself too much credit.

And her face reminds me of a faux Carmen Electra...with awkwardly devilish blue eyes.

Not to be trusted.

**Fluffy** · 07-25-2009, 02:01 AM

Eww. Do not want. I just don't see it.

Thread needs more Julianna Rose Mauriello.

**T.G. Oskar** · 07-25-2009, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Fluffy

Eww. Do not want. I just don't see it.

Thread needs more Julianna Rose Mauriello.

There should be a forum rule against posting her photo. She makes people loli. 4chan can't be wrong about that. Darn LazyTown, contaminating kids with lolicon...

In either case, I don't see how spectacular Ms. Fox can be. My first reaction was..."who's Megan Fox?". (Yeah, that also means I haven't seen Transformers. Sue me; old school Transformers is much better) After seeing the photos, she looks real nice, but nothing out of the way. Like...well, Keira Knightley, who's one heck of a woman. Or, someone on the line of maturity...say, Charlize Theron?

Still, given that I couldn't care a darn rat's buttocks about celebrity gossip, let her do whatever she wants. Be one of those plastic women with zero talent. And eventually falling into oblivion and having the artificial skin against them.

Just don't mess with the Prime! Optimus, that is...

Originally Posted by Loaf

And yes that little girl looks 13.

Big shocker; the "girl" is actually 18!

**Fluffy** · 07-25-2009, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by T.G. Oskar

There should be a forum rule against posting her photo. She makes people loli. 4chan can't be wrong about that. Darn LazyTown, contaminating kids with lolicon...

I was going to mention that she's 18, but it seems you're aware of that.

EDIT: Though I do think she was 16 at the time of that photo.

**Chez Daja** · 07-26-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by T.G. Oskar

Big shocker; the "girl" is actually 18!

Yeah, I'd be worried if a 13 year old were to take a picture like this.
http://didlina.blox.pl/resource/Juli...tephaniefr.jpg

I don't know why, but it still looks sexualized even though it may not have been intended. D: Confusionzz.

(I ****ing hate that wig with a vengence.)

Govinda · 07-26-2009, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

Yeah, I'd be worried if a 13 year old were to take a picture like this.
http://didlina.blox.pl/resource/Juli...tephaniefr.jpg

I don't know why, but it still looks sexualized even though it may not have been intended. D: Confusionzz.

(I ****ing hate that wig with a vengence.)

Of course it looks sexual - she's sticking her arse out and wearing clingy underwear. ****ing awful.

**T.G. Oskar** · 07-26-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

Yeah, I'd be worried if a 13 year old were to take a picture like this.
http://didlina.blox.pl/resource/Juli...tephaniefr.jpg

I don't know why, but it still looks sexualized even though it may not have been intended. D: Confusionzz.

(I ****ing hate that wig with a vengence.)

For some reason, I have the foggiest idea that the photo has been 'shopped. I can't quite get the reason, aside from the fact that the head looks bigger than the body (and I mean the face: the wig is already much bigger than it intends to be)

Also:

Disturbing image ahead:

Yes, it was taken from 4chan before it got wiped. No, it wasn't by me. Yes, it was given to me by someone else. No, it doesn't make me what it says; Bridget still hasn't made me what it says it makes males.

**Kilala** · 07-25-2009, 02:22 AM

I know little of her except for her pouting lips and that Marilyn Monroe tattoo. In all honesty I haven't really seen her act. Once I saw her in this movie and she played the total bimbo and barely spoke which evidently didn't help my views of her.
Am I jealous? Hell yeah, I'd be her if I could xD. So far though I have seen nothing to rave about her for... but I can see how she's become popular with the masses.
Then there's all the comments saying she's the 'New Angelina'. I find that irritating as Ange is still around, at least come up with something orginal. Although I must say.. even though I semi-hate Ms. Fox I'd love to see her as Tomb Raider.

**Violet** · 07-25-2009, 03:20 AM

Y'know, in that pic you posted, Kilala: http://stylefrizz.com/img/megan-fox-plastic-surgery.jpg

If you look at her upper lip in the "now" pic(to the far right), notice how it's sort of.. uncentered :S. Either somebody photoshopped that, or she just has a crooked upper lip. The "Then" pic(one next to the far right) kinda looks like Cristina Aguilere, too.

**Kilala** · 07-25-2009, 03:30 AM

Yeah I totally get what you mean xD Something doesn't ring true.
But yeah even if she has had some surgery, she is quite the looker (grrr XD). I also don't see the nose job thing. Maybe I'm blind but it looks the same. Media can be cruel x3

**KeybladerXIII** · 07-25-2009, 10:13 AM

Let's just say that I found the Transformers hotter and more interesting than her.

Govinda · 07-25-2009, 11:58 AM

Fake boobs, is a fail. Will be forgotten before too long.

**Shan'do Spike** · 07-25-2009, 12:17 PM

I'll probably get kicked out of my gender for it, but I don't really find her that hot. Although I do think the picture of her in the Jennifer's Body poster is wicked hot, but that's almost definitely way more the pose than the person.

Beyond that, she's a bad actor in a bunch of bad movies who had a bunch of surgery to make herself look better. I don't really see anything special there.

**Pete** · 07-27-2009, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by Shan'do Spike

Beyond that, she's a bad actor in a bunch of bad movies who had a bunch of surgery to make herself look better. I don't really see anything special there.

Welcome to Hollywood.

I like her, but not for the obvious reasons. Yes she's hot, but from those pics posted before, its not natural... and that's not hot. Really had no idea about that until now.

I'm a big fan of her attitude, the whole "**** you, I'm doing it my way" type of deal. That, and the fact that she'll call people out on things and just let everything fall where it does.

That, and some of her quotes sound so like me that it's not even funny.

"I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard."

"I don't understand why people don't have a f—-ing sense of humor. Always assume that I'm being sarcastic."

"It pisses me when people ****ing complain that I'm too beautiful to get this part. That's bullshit. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all."

**Walter Sobchak** · 07-25-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Govinda

Fake boobs, is a fail. Will be forgotten before too long.

Incorrect. If done correctly, fake tits can be epic tits. Still, she is no Scarlett Johansson.

And the guy that posted the little girl is a sick ****.

**loaf** · 07-25-2009, 01:03 PM

Scarlett is hotter. And yes that little girl looks 13.

**Xanatos** · 07-25-2009, 02:46 PM

I must agree that she is a bad actor but she is kinda hot, although there are more hotter than her but that's not the point.

**Chez Daja** · 07-25-2009, 02:44 PM

Oh wow. She DOES have a toe thumb.

I personally think the nose job was a really big improvement. But the rest looked better before she had it all worked on. She kind of reminds me of that Hannah Montana kid, but a little older.

**Furore** · 07-26-2009, 11:14 PM

Do not want Megan Fox.
As for the 18 year old 'girl', I'm finding it hilarious as aren't most people mentioning her late teens/early twenties themselves?
I'm less than two years older than her myself and I've dated a girl three years younger than myself...

It's likely just me, but I don't tend to find many celebrities too attractive due to how fake most of them seem. Hooray for real chicks?