Wow... Merlins' name is Steve. What a shock. *tear in eye*

Anyway, I'll cut the crap and say what I came here to say.

Happy birthday Seth! You old cvnt. May you have many years of abuse from Michael and the children you should decide to have together.

No, seriously. Happy birthday. Go smoke, have sex (with Michael) and drink. Your in Europe right now, and nobody gives a crap around Europe.