My friends all call me "Bowie". It's a long story but I'll try to keep it as short as possible.
Originally, one of my friends in high school wanted to write a movie script where he would cast David Bowie as this badass, and his thing would be to kick people in the face. So you can kinda see where this is goin.
Later in my high school life, these three dudes came up to me as I was about to get in my car and were sayin how they were gonna kick my ass. I guess I said something to them during gym class and they didn't like it. I wasn't about to get my ass kicked by three guys because **** that shit, so when one came at me like he was going to punch me I jumped up and kicked him in the face. The two other dudes were kind of stunned, and asking WTF just happened, so I got into my car and left.
Then my friends just started callin me Bowie after that. Rofl
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