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  1. 05-10-2008, 07:38 PM #1
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    Lets talk about our feelings...

    There's that other thread about feelings but I think it's totally for pussies. The only feelings that really matter in life are hunger and horniness, so lets hear your best food, sex, and food-sex stories!
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  2. 05-10-2008, 10:32 PM #2
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    This one time...at band camp.... I made cookies, it took me 30min to make them. Then after that, I ate the cookies. And then I made cookies again! Chocolate ones this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craven View Post
    This one time...at band camp.... I made cookies, it took me 30min to make them. Then after that, I ate the cookies. And then I made cookies again! Chocolate ones this time.
    I absolutely LOVE cookies! You know what else I like? Cake and ice-cream! OH, and cheesecake!


  4. 05-10-2008, 11:34 PM #4
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    Food-sex stories?

    Okay.

    Once a girl I know put honey 'down there' before oral sex. She got thrush. It was awful. She never did that again, and warned everybody around her NOT to put things with sugar in them on your female naughty spots =0.

    So.. Now I'm passing on the warning. Anywhere else is fine, just not there!!
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  5. 05-11-2008, 06:42 AM #5
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    Two words.

    Whipped cream.
  6. 05-11-2008, 06:55 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo Honey View Post
    Two words.

    Whipped cream.
    You dirty minx. I have the right mind to whip you senseless with a wet dish towel. <3

    Food: Italian wins.
    Sex: Sex wins. What more can I say?
    Food-sex: Haven't done a great deal of this, but uh. I make an awesome before-sex dinner. You can ask my partner that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chez Daja View Post
    Food-sex: Haven't done a great deal of this, but uh. I make an awesome before-sex dinner. You can ask my partner that.

    Viagra and poppers ?
  8. 05-11-2008, 10:58 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craven View Post
    This one time...at band camp.... I made cookies, it took me 30min to make them. Then after that, I ate the cookies. And then I made cookies again! Chocolate ones this time.
    Oh yeah, baby. Don't stop. I'm almost there.

    Were there nuts? Maybe frosting?
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    Hmm... I guess everybody has their creature sexual food comforts lol Anyway:

    Food: Chinese (ftw)
    Sex: Me and my Pervious Boyfriend = the best sex I've had in my life
    Food Sex: My old Boyfriend came over for my 20th birthday, we were "playing" with the whipped cream and the Chocolate Syrup..... Do I really need to go on? Oh yeah, plenty of "nuts" to go around. ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom View Post
    Hmm... I guess everybody has their creature sexual food comforts lol Anyway:

    Food: Chinese (ftw)
    Sex: Me and my Pervious Boyfriend = the best sex I've had in my life
    Food Sex: My old Boyfriend came over for my 20th birthday, we were "playing" with the whipped cream and the Chocolate Syrup..... Do I really need to go on? Oh yeah, plenty of "nuts" to go around. ^^
    Yes, yes you do, now continue por favor.

    Food: I do like chinese, but it is not filling enough for me, so I'm gonna go with Italian since it tastes almost as well and is made to keep the stomach full.

    Sex: Male

    Food Sex: I really don't care about the gender of my food as long as it tastes fine, but some people can sure be picky...
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  11. 05-12-2008, 08:35 AM #11
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    ...you know, I've never really incorparated sex and food. They're two very different, important things, that require my full attention (if not, there's always something on tv I can watch while I'm busy).

    Before...or after...food, good. Mostly after. But I'm more into outfits, places, angles, etc.


    Oh. Yes, I can eat a banana without shame in public. People stare. I enjoy my banana.
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  12. 05-12-2008, 09:27 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by nix View Post
    Viagra and poppers ?
    Nah, that's for when Yuki-Onna, Govinda and I get together.

    God knows what three women will do with viagra, but apparently we have fun with it.

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    Thank god, thought this was going to be once again some thread about how emo we all are and that we should cut ourselves up in one big happy circle.

    Have to agree with pablo..whipped cream on the girl is the way to go
    Makes me horny now....dammit. hate you! /emo..

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