ITT: General Conversation (the not-quite-spam thread)

[Alpha]

I went to H&R last year and dude charged me more than I got back in my tax return. I didn't even know wtf hit me. "Well that'll be $240." ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME YOU ****ER?! YOU JUST LOOKED ALL THROUGH MY INCOME AND SHIT, AND YOU THINK I'M JUST SHELLING OUT $240 ON THE REGULAR FOR SITTING IN A CHAIR AND WATCHING YOU TYPE?!? DO I GET A FOOT RUB WITH THAT? A SURPRISE PARTY FOR FINISHING MY TAXES!? **** YOU I SAID I WANTED THE FREE THING I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU RIGHT NOW.

Do they not have the businesses that only charge you money if you get a positive return (and then, just take a given % of it) in the USA?

[Taco-Calamitous]

Don't talk to a person. Talk to you computer! Do it on THE INTERNET. That is how I did it, and I only got charged for my State return. No foolish, smelly, overcharging peasants involved. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Incognitus]

I went to H&R last year and dude charged me more than I got back in my tax return.

I was also overcharged by H&R last year. This year I just did my own. So much easier.

[Taco-Calamitous]

That's because you talked to HUMANS. HUMANS are FOOLS. Computers know better! Join me in their cold embrace....

[Andromeda]

Sounds like Telegraph has become corrupted by the digital overlords. I thought that wasn't supposed to happen for another couple of centuries.

But yeah, we do ours through Turbo Tax, which like $50 and you can share it with your own family or something. So you can split the cost, pretty nice. And you get it done really fast.

[Incognitus]

Sounds like Telegraph has become corrupted by the digital overlords. I thought that wasn't supposed to happen for another couple of centuries.

But yeah, we do ours through Turbo Tax, which like $50 and you can share it with your own family or something. So you can split the cost, pretty nice. And you get it done really fast.

This year I did what you did: Turbo Tax. Did it through the smartphone app. Very painless! It took 20 minutes or so. Overall I was very pleased with the experience.

So I suppose I did what Telegraph is preaching: I voted for the rise of the machines.

[LocoColt04]

I need some ideas to spend mine on, pls respond.

Television?


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[Pete]

I just have my tax guy take care of it. He's Asian, i figure he's good with numbers.

[Rhaps]

I need some ideas to spend mine on, pls respond.

Hookers and blow.
My tax return went into gasoline expenses for the last couple of months, since that's exciting, or something.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I just have my tax guy take care of it. He's Asian, i figure he's good with numbers.

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[Rocky]

Television?

I got meself a 32" LED Samsung back around christmas time so I'm good to go for TV. I was thinking more about it today, maybe more of a trip fund perhaps? Where are some good places to go in the summertime...

[loaf]

Vegas is crackin that time of year.

but who am I kidding. Rocky is gonna say no to that.

I am just waiting for my Taxes. That 1400 dollar check, maybe one of the few reasons school is cool. Actually wait school is cool because school meant less responsibility.

[Rowan]

nubs cant bypass .

[Crescent]

Um so I watched Django Unchained last night with my friends.I really liked it.violent n lil gory as u would expect from a Tarantino film. Gives u a lil insight into the tortured history of (black) slavery n race relations in the US. Only time I cringed at the violence is when the animals gothurt otherwise I loved it. I was really disorientated walking out cause my friends n i arrived late n the only seats available were the ones inthe front of the theatre. aint sittin in the front again(reminds me Im yet to take that lil colourblindness test4 fun) And Im dating someone but hes not all that into videogames!But oh wellXD

[SuperSabin]

Street Fighter x Sesame Street confirmed!
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[Andromeda]

On the subject of not wanting to pay things and video games. You can get 4 free games for your PSP/Vita this week. It's pretty awesome, don't need Playstation Plus or anything. It's Wild Arms, Patapon, Piyotama and Patchwork Heroes. It's pretty nice.

[SuperSabin]

What about ps3? What does that get?

[Andromeda]

It's the Vita anniversary sale, so not really anything. Though you probably can download Wild Arms for free on the PS3, it is a PSone game.

[Rowan]

It's the Vita anniversary sale, so not really anything. Though you probably can download Wild Arms for free on the PS3, it is a PSone game.

I read somewhere that the sale will only be available on the ps vita store, therfor requiring a ps vita to access the free games for download. Once downloaded on the vita, they could be played on a ps3.

[Andromeda]

I know that you can buy the games that are part of the sale on the PS3. Since I already downloaded all of the free games. I can't confirm those on the PS3, but I would assume you should be able to do it if the sales were.

[Rowan]

I know that you can buy the games that are part of the sale on the PS3. Since I already downloaded all of the free games. I can't confirm those on the PS3, but I would assume you should be able to do it if the sales were.

Ill have to test this out for myself. Why should those that dont own a vita enjoy the 'vita anniversary' gifts?

[Pete]

Rocky just spend that money on a trip to see me and get inexplicably hammered. It's good for the soul

[RagnaToad]

[...] Only time I cringed at the violence is when the animals gothurt [...]

That's just weird. You felt more empathy towards animals than human characters being hurt? With some of the scenes that were in that movie?
You better check yourself.

































before you wreck yourself

[Crescent]

That's just weird. You felt more empathy towards animals than human characters being hurt? With some of the scenes that were in that movie?
You better check yourself.



before you wreck yourself

.................

Heres just a LITTLE taste of what animals in RL go through by my fellow man: (WARNING:GRAPHIC IMAGES)
1.2.3.4. Soo unless humans stop sponsoring torture/murder of other species(ie purchasing dairy/meat/fur etc)and you yourself are a praticing buddhist monk training in the mountains whose hobbies include playing videogames, watching the latest movies n social networking I might consider your advice. Excuse me for losing what little empathy I had for the human race. I see this stuff come in everyday at work.

[RagnaToad]

I'm aware that sometimes terrible things happen to animals for the benefit of human consumption, but I'm not sure what that has to do with it. I also have no intention of talking about that any further here.


Anyway... What's an easy dish to make that is somewhat balanced in terms of nutrition? What's your go-to meal that doesn't take too long, yet contains most of the stuff a meal should have?

[Taco-Calamitous]

I go to the D-Fac. They make that shit for me there.

[Rowan]

I condone the slaughter of animals for the benefit of my nutritional consumption.

[Taco-Calamitous]

All the vegans in the house! (ALL THE VEGANS! THE VEGANS!)

[Crescent]

All the vegans in the house! (ALL THE VEGANS! THE VEGANS!)

LMAOOO

@rowan Maybe you should eat more then. It might help your blood pressure.

@Ragnatoad I vary the ingredients in my salads everyday, with quinoa, lentils(i hate tofu), beans and mash potato n nuts etc. Just mix it up I guess with whatever veges you like. Then I stuff my face with green tea icecreamXD

[Rowan]

LMAOOO

@rowan Maybe you should eat more then. It might help your blood pressure.

Sephiroth eats meat .