How old were you when you had your first kiss?
22.
If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
I love music, but I hate crowds. I'll pass.
What color looks best on you?
Black looks best on everybody. That's why dead people are buried in it.
Name three facts about your family?
1. My uncle was one of John F. Kennedy's secret service agents, and after the assassination, he joined the CIA.
2. My family immigrated to the United States in the late 1800's from Sicily and Czechoslovakia.
3. Most of us die from heart failure at around 86 years of age.
What's the best thing you can cook?
Grilled cheese. It's delicious. It's also probably not the best thing that I can cook, but it's my favorite sandwich.
If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
No. Masculine sperm is in my blood. I'm sure I'll have a son.
If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
America The Beautiful.
Favorite holiday dish?
I had pizza one Thanksgiving. It was much better than turkey. I hate turkey.
Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Nah.
Favorite kind of soup?
Tomato. Or as Dan Quayle would write, tomatoe... At least I assume. He did, after all, spell "potato" as "potatoe."
What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
My mom got me a silver compass with my initials engraved on it. That was a pretty cool gift.
Are you currently in love with someone?
Yeppers.
What's your favorite hot beverage?
I don't like hot beverages. Drinks should be cold. Hot beverages are soup.
For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
I don't really like cake, so I don't ask for it (besides the oreo cakes that my girlfriend makes.) If somebody asks me, I'll usually just ask for blueberry pie.
Do you like going on airplanes?
I love airplanes, but I hate airports.
Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
I know how to play bass guitar, though I rarely ever play. It's not a passion of mine. It's just something I can do.
Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
My brother.
What color was your childhood home?
Brick colored.
Starbucks order?
No Sartbucks. Starbucks is overpriced. And coffee tastes like shit.
Do you like where you're from?
Not really. The air quality is poor and the summers are overly-humid.
What was your favorite book as a child?
Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger, by Stephen King.
What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
I had a dream where a mannequin came to life. That was creepy as hell.
Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Wrap presents, because I'm a wimp and would complain about pumpkin carving being too messy.
Favorite kind of candy?
Jawbreakers.
Would you rather be cold or hot?
I would so much rather be cold. I've had heat exhaustion before, and I felt like I was going to die. Ever since then, I've hated the heat.
Do you listen to what's on the radio?
I'll listen to classic rock stations, but that's it.
Do you like when it rains?
Not if it's raining too hard.
What's a movie you cried while watching?
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde.
Do you think you're important?
Not at all.
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