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    Like the title says, if the president or other head of state of your country visited your home, what it would be like?

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    I'm a white male military Christian conservative pro-life gun-owner who supports the Constitution and wants small borders, low taxes, small government, less UN control, and less government spending. The current President would never care to talk to me.

    In fact, the current administration labeled me as a right-wing extremist three years ago, profiling me as a possible domestic terrorist. Nope, Obama wouldn't come visit me.

    BUT IF HE DID ... It wouldn't be a friendly environment. I would have a lot of questions for him. Mostly rhetorical.

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    Why the **** do you support ACTA and do you know what ACTA is would be my first question. I honestly don't really care about politics and men involved in it, politicians here are nothing but common thieves, a visit from president wouldn't be all that big deal to me as that **** doesn't have impact on anything.

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    Re: If the president visited your home

    I'd be like Julia (Australian Prime Minister) look, get the **** out of my house.

    I don't follow politics, so I'd probably go hide in my room and play a video game or something, until she went away. I have nothing to say to someone like that.

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    Re: If the president visited your home

    It really depends with me. If Obama was on the campaign trail and he were to stop at my house, I want to think I would speak in either Chinese or Spanish and require him to get an interpreter; all the while knowing what he is spouting off.

    If it were any other business, I would most likely greet him as politely as possible. About as politely as I greet the JW that come to the house every summer. I'd ask why he's at my house, then say I am not interested and tell him to shove off (But nicely). But I am not as "polite" as my mother, who greeted the JW one time in all black and spoke of Devil worshiping.

    Anyway, I wouldn't let him stay on the property long. My county is known for KKK activity. There is a house (well the remains of one) a mile from mine that was burnt because of the residents were not white. And the stretch of Brush Creek that runs along our neighborhood is known as "N-word Creek" (obviously I mean the actual bad word).
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    Re: If the president visited your home

    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    I'm a white male military Christian conservative pro-life gun-owner who supports the Constitution and wants small borders, low taxes, small government, less UN control, and less government spending. .
    LMAO!!

    Sorry Sas but your life is fuckin hilarious to me..

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    I wouldnt have much to say. He will always be "the black one." Especially among blacks.

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    I'd just go "oh my lawdy lawdy the mr. jesus obama has come to save us all from that devil white man!" Then I'd ask him for some free money because I don't feel like working.

    Actually, I'd just ask him to leave.
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    I ask her to leave but not before I tell her how much shes ruined the country and how much money Ive bet on it that she will lose the next election by an absolute landslide. I would ask her how it feels to be the first female prime rib and know how much wrong shes done to the country and how many people dislike her. I would then proceed to tell her that her voice is ****ing annoying and her earlobes are far too big. I am of course reffering to Julia Gillard. Who belongs on the bus for 'wifes'.

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    Ask him why in the world did he sign NDAA and if he even romotely understands how terrible it is. Aside from that, I couldn't care less about politics and I'd ask him to leave as there's nothing else I would want to discuss with him.

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    Re: If the president visited your home

    I would also tell Mr. Harper to leave. It's not that he's exactly ruined the country. He's helped out a lot...but in the wrong places. Why would he spend time in my house when he could be out actually finding ways to lower taxes or something.....useful? I'm just glad it's a minority government. If it was a Majority, we can say bye bye to Canada. :/.
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    Re: If the president visited your home

    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquatch View Post
    I'm a white male military Christian conservative pro-life gun-owner who supports the Constitution and wants small borders, low taxes, small government, less UN control, and less government spending. The current President would never care to talk to me.
    Boo freakin' hoo. His job is to be a politician. Playing politician by day and being political are two very different things. Presidents have to play to a certain demographic. Obama doesn't give a shit what you believe, and neither does anybody else. Get over it.

    Anyway, from what I know, I don't have much in common with Obama, so we could hang out and find something we both mutually like, but I doubt there will be much. If we take former presidents into account, George W. Bush and I could go fishing. Sounds like a fun day to me.

    Not hunting, though. Guns are evil. Plus I can't kill anything not trying to kill me. Anybody who shoots deer or birds or any other animal for sport is a coward and deserve to have his or her entrails removed and shoved directly back up his or her ass.

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    Re: If the president visited your home

    id be like "aye dude, tell michelle to bring a friend"... as fine as she is i know she know som'mo

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    Re: If the president visited your home

    He already has and it was cool. I'm the dude on the left.



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    Re: If the president visited your home

    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha View Post
    He already has and it was cool. I'm the dude on the left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha View Post
    He already has and it was cool. I'm the dude on the left.

    Hang on I would be more humbled to have royalty than political visitors BBQ at my house.
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    Damn, alpha.... I always thought you were a twelve year old girl from nebraska...
    Damn, there goes that fantasy.
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    Most likely, my roommate would run him off lol, end of story.


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