Seriously, I'll send $20 to someone who can either shut them the **** up or explain to me why my upstairs neighbors are so loud.

They're fine at night except it seems like they constantly walk to and from the kitchen because all I hear is *creak creak creak*. Unless they never sleep and just slowly **** the night away.

Then they wake up. Yelling ensues, the male proceeds to bang on shit for hours, I think he does something with woodworking. Why would you have that ****ing job if you live in an apartment complex? Or does he just build houses on the side and sell them illegally out of his apartment. Either way, its ****ing loud.

Like right now, I'm literally listening to constant banging. The only way I can imagine what it is, is if I imagine someone just picking up a chair and throwing it, waiting a few seconds and repeating.

When the chick comes home from work the roof over my head sounds like its getting bombed. She's fat as hell and can't sit down in a ****ing chair, ever. She constantly is either singing or yelling at the guy she lives with. Which makes sense. I'd be a woodworker just to drown her fat ass out of my life. Then theres the ****ing dog they just let roam around. Pitter patter pitter patter. I swear she bought that dog just to piss me the shit off. And she chases it around on purpose so I have to listen to their floor sound like its going to cave in on my head.

When I walk into my bathroom I can hear things a lot more clearly. I can't even take a piss or shit or shower or shave or do anything bathroomy in peace. And that's what bathrooms are for.