How much would you pay to get a genetically engineered moogle?

[AshNStuff]

Omg I would be so happy! I just think with today's technology, they could actually do it. I know it would cost a pretty penny, but that would be awesome...

[Tallulah]

A chocobo would be better. A cute chicken you could ride on like a horse.

Just stick fairy wings to the cat's and a polystyrene bobble on the end of a bit of wire tied to the collar so it looks like it's coming out of his head.

[AshNStuff]

A chocobo would be better. A cute chicken you could ride on like a horse.

Just stick fairy wings to the cat's and a polystyrene bobble on the end of a bit of wire tied to the collar so it looks like it's coming out of his head.

that would be awesome too... how about both? I just think it would be cool to have a semi-intelligent pet that could actually fly with it's purple wings lol... and he could help me save my games

[loaf]

I'd get a me a Genetically Engineered Moogle and make it my slave.

He'd get to chill with me though, while my chocobo pulls my carriage around the world.

[Xanatos]

Why would I pay anything for it when I can do it myself. It's simple really, just give me a pig (not a police officer, an actual pig), and a bat, preferably huge one. My friend, who's a huge Ozzie fan would bite his head off so I can remove his wings without it feeling any pain, being dead and all, which I would attach to the pig...and there you have it, a cute little moogle.

I could also do a momba for you, all I need is a cute little lion, and can of red paint.

[che]

I'd get a me a Genetically Engineered Moogle and make it my slave.

He'd get to chill with me though, while my chocobo pulls my carriage around the world.

While we're at it let's capture a bunch of black people and whip them if they don't do what they say. After the work's done though, which it never is, he can smoke a cig with me though.

Why the **** do people think it's okay to "own" things? Like pets. You should be companions, not ****ing "owners". Furthermore, why the **** would you want a moogle, anyway? All moogles hate humans and know they're better than us. In FFIX I had to ****ing run their underground mail system just because I wanted to get out and explore the world. Bunch of bullshit.

That's like saying you want to have a pet ****ing whateverthe****iscute, like a tiger. Cliche choice, but it's gonna make my point. It's cute as shit, but it will literally bite your face off. Moogles are a lot like tigers in this way.

Also, I don't support stem cell research or anything closely related because it saves lives. If you can grow a kidney from cells in a lab and transplant it in a guy (like what happened recently), you are just playing God. You aren't God. Let Him transplant kidneys and help people out, you're just messing with genetics and shit you don't know about. Pretty soon everyone's gonna have a clone and we'll be so sexually attracted to our clones that nobody will outsource for marriage and we'll just be having sex with ourselves on our toilet chairs surfing the internet, which is gay.

But to answer your question, I'd pay approximately negative 14$ to get a genetically engineered moogle. Because I already ****ing told you I don't support stem cell research and because I said negative, it means I'd get paid to have you dump your piece of shit fake moogle off on my hands, and 14$ because thats the price of a 18 pack of bud light in Missouri.

[AshNStuff]

While we're at it let's capture a bunch of black people and whip them if they don't do what they say. After the work's done though, which it never is, he can smoke a cig with me though.

Why the **** do people think it's okay to "own" things? Like pets. You should be companions, not ****ing "owners". Furthermore, why the **** would you want a moogle, anyway? All moogles hate humans and know they're better than us. In FFIX I had to ****ing run their underground mail system just because I wanted to get out and explore the world. Bunch of bullshit.

That's like saying you want to have a pet ****ing whateverthe****iscute, like a tiger. Cliche choice, but it's gonna make my point. It's cute as shit, but it will literally bite your face off. Moogles are a lot like tigers in this way.

Also, I don't support stem cell research or anything closely related because it saves lives. If you can grow a kidney from cells in a lab and transplant it in a guy (like what happened recently), you are just playing God. You aren't God. Let Him transplant kidneys and help people out, you're just messing with genetics and shit you don't know about. Pretty soon everyone's gonna have a clone and we'll be so sexually attracted to our clones that nobody will outsource for marriage and we'll just be having sex with ourselves on our toilet chairs surfing the internet, which is gay.

But to answer your question, I'd pay approximately negative 14$ to get a genetically engineered moogle. Because I already ****ing told you I don't support stem cell research and because I said negative, it means I'd get paid to have you dump your piece of shit fake moogle off on my hands, and 14$ because thats the price of a 18 pack of bud light in Missouri.

Lol, it's so funny how mad people get. Anyway, I actually would like a pet tiger & I approve stem cell research, it would help a lot of people. Plus, I'm an atheist.. so I wouldn't rely on "God" to do anything.

[nickness89]

I would literally give up my entire Collector's Editions of Final Fantasy games/guides/merchandise ... for a real Moogle :') It would be great to show off, and would be a much better way of sending mail than Harry Potter's stinkin' Owls

Chocobos would also be good, as was said. I would totally go to work with it (although would be worried if I get off it, it would run away unless I had the appropriate Greens ).

[AshNStuff]

I would literally give up my entire Collector's Editions of Final Fantasy games/guides/merchandise ... for a real Moogle :') It would be great to show off, and would be a much better way of sending mail than Harry Potter's stinkin' Owls

Chocobos would also be good, as was said. I would totally go to work with it (although would be worried if I get off it, it would run away unless I had the appropriate Greens ).

haha exactly, I think it would be so cool. The first date that I had my fiancee he gave me a stuffed moogle, and it was so awesome I just remember coming home from work and looking at it and just kinda wishing it would start flying or say 'kupo'

[nickness89]

haha exactly, I think it would be so cool. The first date that I had my fiancee he gave me a stuffed moogle, and it was so awesome I just remember coming home from work and looking at it and just kinda wishing it would start flying or say 'kupo'

Awww that is sooo sweet xD

I wish my boyfriend would do that for me. Our first date was nothing near romantic. I was drunk before I met him, and we had a restaurant meal with me looking like I stepped out of a hedge

I would have loved a stuffed Moogle as a present. I'm totally going to force my boyfriend to buy me one now

[AshNStuff]

Awww that is sooo sweet xD

I wish my boyfriend would do that for me. Our first date was nothing near romantic. I was drunk before I met him, and we had a restaurant meal with me looking like I stepped out of a hedge

I would have loved a stuffed Moogle as a present. I'm totally going to force my boyfriend to buy me one now

loll! Maybe it's good that you were drunk though, makes talking a little bit easier... sometimes. & I was so surprised that he knew to get me that, we met on a dating website and I mentioned that I was gonna get a moogle tattoo but he didn't even know what a moogle was. I guess he did his research

You should give him a little 'hint' do you have a birthday/anniversary coming up?

[nickness89]

You should give him a little 'hint' do you have a birthday/anniversary coming up?

My birthday is in November.

But we're past the point of hinting at each other. I'm very openly-spoken and will tell him to get me one, even if it isn't a special occassion. I'm not spoiled or anything, I usually buy the spontaneous gifts, but he's under the thumb

[AshNStuff]

My birthday is in November.

But we're past the point of hinting at each other. I'm very openly-spoken and will tell him to get me one, even if it isn't a special occassion. I'm not spoiled or anything, I usually buy the spontaneous gifts, but he's under the thumb

how long have you been together? & I know, I'm not spoiled either... I actually told him specifically NOT to get me anything, but when he came out with the moogle I just couldn't contain my excitement he definitely made a good decision that time, obviously.. we're still together since then he also got me a stuffed chocobo lol, but he did that because we were in a fight and he didn't know how to make it up to me.. and a cloud doll for our anniversary. I should take pics of them all sitting together and post them on here

[nickness89]

how long have you been together? & I know, I'm not spoiled either... I actually told him specifically NOT to get me anything, but when he came out with the moogle I just couldn't contain my excitement he definitely made a good decision that time, obviously.. we're still together since then he also got me a stuffed chocobo lol, but he did that because we were in a fight and he didn't know how to make it up to me.. and a cloud doll for our anniversary. I should take pics of them all sitting together and post them on here

Yeah you should post a pic :') Would bring a tear to my eye, romance always does xD

Been together 2 years now. We live together now so we are pretty cheeky with each other a lot now

[Clint]

Dude, I don't know what the hell a Moogle is. I'm assuming it's related to the Jackalope.

Anyway, I'm not sure about the whole Moogle situation, but I heard the government is planning on doing some pretty neat stuff with genetic mutations and cross breeding and all that shit.

I recently heard news of them creating something called a Dolphin-Monkey. I'm not sure what that entails, but I'm assuming it will be a hybrid of various animals.

I tried to find a picture of the government's new hybrid, but the closest I could find was this.



It's a picture of a drawing of a monkey riding on the back of a dolphin. Really makes you wonder.

[nickness89]

I recently heard news of them creating something called a Dolphin-Monkey. I'm not sure what that entails, but I'm assuming it will be a hybrid of various animals.

I tried to find a picture of the government's new hybrid, but the closest I could find was this.

That was actually quite hilarious, especially the picture

Dude, I don't know what the hell a Moogle is. I'm assuming it's related to the Jackalope.

You're on a Final Fantasy forum and don't know what a Moogle is? First time for everything I suppose

[RagnaToad]

Would you be fine with a moogle owning a genetically engineered human?

[nickness89]

Would you be fine with a moogle owning a genetically engineered human?

That too would be awesome. I'm all for genetic engineering when it gets to the point of no mutations

However, My Sister's Keeper just goes to show that it can be used for bad things, such as growing a child just to cut her open for body part :'(

[Judge Magistrate]

That was actually quite hilarious, especially the picture



You're on a Final Fantasy forum and don't know what a Moogle is? First time for everything I suppose

I'm thinking he knows what a moogle is, he just was acting out Clint Eastwood.

[Clint]

I'm thinking he knows what a moogle is, he just was acting out Clint Eastwood.

I am Clint Eastwood. That's why my screen name is "The" Clint Eastwood, because there is only one.

Quite frankly, I'm a bit offended that you would doubt my identity. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I may be able to convince myself that you really didn't mean it.

And I do know what a Moogle is, by the way. I made a funny joke by stating that it's a member of the Jackalope family. That's hilarious. How could anybody not pick up on what I'm getting at?

[Judge Magistrate]

My mistake THE Clint Eastwood, I meant no offense, I apologize. I figured that you knew what a Moogle was, sorry I didn't pick up on the joke.

[Clint]

My mistake THE Clint Eastwood, I meant no offense, I apologize. I figured that you knew what a Moogle was, sorry I didn't pick up on the joke.

Well, do you get the joke? The Moogle is in the same family as the Jackalope? It's funny because the Jackalope is a mythological creature from the American wild west.

So it's kind of like saying that Moogles aren't real. Because they're not.

[Judge Magistrate]

Yeah, now I get it, it is really funny actually. I'll keep my eye out for more puns or jokes, and this time I'll get them for you.

[AshNStuff]

Would you be fine with a moogle owning a genetically engineered human?

**** yeah!

[loaf]

Moogle owning Moogles.