Fires

[Block]

Did you start fires when you were a kid?

Myself used to play with matches and aerosol cans. I would melt green plastic army men with them. Almost burned down the woods by the park where I played. Turned myself in for that.

[loaf]

I love fire.

Edit: And that fire.

[noxious.sunshine]

You just reminded me of whoever's weird brother cousin friend on "Friends" who was obsessed with melting things.

I like setting off fireworks. And building camp fires. That's about my extent of pyromania.

I have more of an obsession with tornadoes. I'm one of those 'tards that'd stand outside and watch the show until the last second.

[Sinister]

Fires are convenient.

Situation A: There's crap. You don't want it.
Solution: Fire

Situation B: You are bored and drunk. Sun's gone down. Can't see.
Solution: Fire

Situation C: It's cold. You don't want/can't use heater.
Solution: Fire

Situation D: There's some elderly annoying dotty old mother****er that wants to tell you how the world is going to hell and it's your generation's fault because your generation elected Obama, supported Obamacare, didn't support Israel, want Gun Control, did't want Gun Control, are living in sin, allow/support Gay and Lesbian marriage, want to legalize marijuana and strut that ass....



And you have to hide the body...
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Solution: Fire


-Sin

[Lacquer Head]

I used to...and still do. I think I have a bit of an unhealthy obsession with fire. Burning stuff, melting stuff, everything.

[Odin1199]

Fires are cool, mkay?

[Cyanist]

I don't get the whole 'fire-appeal' deal.
See, when I was a kid I cut paper into hideous little heart shapes and flushed them down the toilet while laughing maniacally, that is the extent of my wild tendencies. But then I was warned early on by my intimidating parent-figures who instructed me to avoid elements. I suppose everyone else lacked these?

[noxious.sunshine]

Uhm.... That just made me think of a new thread topic. hurdy hurdy hurdy.

[Block]

I don't get the whole 'fire-appeal' deal.
See, when I was a kid I cut paper into hideous little heart shapes and flushed them down the toilet while laughing maniacally, that is the extent of my wild tendencies. But then I was warned early on by my intimidating parent-figures who instructed me to avoid elements. I suppose everyone else lacked these?

More to the point of I was too young to properly fear my parents wrath yet.

[che]

Sitting around the bonfire with some friends and drinks is always a good time.

[noxious.sunshine]

Bonfires are fun.

Making smores and roasting hot dogs till they're a black crispy crunchy.... hot dog. mmmm.

[noxious.sunshine]

EDIT:

After my big sister went to college (I was in 1st grade), I decapitated all of my Barbie dolls, cut their hair off, and popped off arms & legs. I think I was depressed. My mom nearly killed me. I had amassed a collection of around 100 (or maybe just 50. Probably 100 though 'cuz I had a major obsession with Barbies).