Favorite Shakespearian Insult

[Skid Rock]

Im not talking about standard "yo mama" or anything type of insults, but what is your favorite shakespearean insult?

For example my favorite of all shakespearean insults is

[You] speak an infinite deal of nothing.

its not like directly attacking in a angry manner, but it definately is fun to say on Xbox Live

[Sinister]

"Die and be damned."
"Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom."
"See you, my princes and my noble peers, these English monsters."
"You are an ass."
"Hath not a Jew eyes?"


-Sin

[Block]

I hate Shakespeare.
"I bite my thumb, but I do not bite it at you."

[Polk]

Was Shakespeare the one who went around calling all of his friends "cracker-ass bitches" or am I thinking of someone else here?

[Block]

Was Shakespeare the one who went around calling all of his friends "cracker-ass bitches" or am I thinking of someone else here?

no. that's pretty much right.

[Skid Rock]

Was Shakespeare the one who went around calling all of his friends "cracker-ass bitches" or am I thinking of someone else here?

yeah, i asked my neighbor (also my english teacher xD) and i guess he did write letters to his enemies calling them that.

[Che]

What a ****in racist.

[Skid Rock]

What a ****in racist.

Yeah, lets not bring a touchy subjet into this. lets just forget you said that.

[rJ floW]

"brevity is the soul of wit"

[smurphy]

Well the best one I happen to remember is racist. "Right now, even now, an old black ram is tupping your white ewe" with the black ram being a reference to Othello.