Every time I see Rick Santorum ---

[Bubble Boy]

the words asshat and frothiness come into my mind, but--

I can't get this out of my head..the similar smile is downright uncanny. Even watched an interview with this douche and couldn't stop thinking: "chicken run"

Note the similar bone structures and freakishly large teeth and nasal passages. The eyes are also rather crazy-looking.






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[Josh_R]

That was a damn good movie sir how dare you. I happened to love that quite a bit.

[Redthing]

I like 'em better than mittens!

[Sasquatch]

Unfortunately with all the children on the internet, he's probably the best candidate running right now. Don't know what his odds of winning are (Romney's got the money, and the media support because he's one of the most liberal candidates, and Gingrich has his baggage but also the experience, but at least that whackjob Paul has no shot -- and even if Santorum does get the nomination, Obama will try to paint him as some type of fascist extremist), but it'd be nice to see him in the White House. Really, as long as Obama's out, I'll be satisfied.

[che]

Unfortunately with all the children on the internet, he's probably the best candidate running right now. Don't know what his odds of winning are (Romney's got the money, and the media support because he's one of the most liberal candidates, and Gingrich has his baggage but also the experience, but at least that whackjob Paul has no shot -- and even if Santorum does get the nomination, Obama will try to paint him as some type of fascist extremist), but it'd be nice to see him in the White House. Really, as long as Obama's out, I'll be satisfied.

WTF is this shit?



Eh, I was gonna provide you with an alternative but I can't make a good enough argument for the rest of those people in your parenthesis. My only question is what year is going to be printed in the history books that the USA failed as a country.

[Tallulah]

What a self-important, judgmental b*****d! This thread makes me appreciate our awful government in the UK.

Also, don't diss the Chicken Run.

[Sasquatch]

WTF is this shit?

Creationist: So what? Supposedly, the vast majority of the United States is Christian. This doesn't mean that he will force something down your anti-religious throat.

"Thinks gay marriage will ruin this country", "think homosexuality will lead to incest/bestiality [sic]", and half the other crap on there -- First, are there any quotes from him on this? Second, would that mean that he's going to attempt to legislate based solely on his own sense of right and wrong if he were to be elected into office?

For instance, I think that drinking too much, smoking weed, gambling your money away, shooting innocent people, and blowing your head off with fireworks are wrong. But that doesn't mean that I think alcohol, marijuana, gambling, firearms, and fireworks should be illegal.

"Thinks we should go to war with Iran", "Does not believe in seperation of church and state" -- Bullshit on both accounts.

Now, if you disagree with his stances, disagree with his stances and leave it at that. But leveling these claims against him makes a person no better than Obama's birthers or Bush's 9/11 truthers or AWOL accusers.

[Maridia]

I thought this was headed into the Rick Astley section. But I guess not.

No Rick rolls today.

[Clint]

Unfortunately with all the children on the internet, he's probably the best candidate running right now.

You have got to be kidding me. Rick Santorum is a moron. And he looks like the thing from Chicken Run. That adds to his moronism.

Really, as long as Obama's out, I'll be satisfied.

That is extremely racist. Why are you trying to set back the progression of Civil Rights?

And no, you won't be satisfied. Nothing ever changes when a new administration takes office. When the next guy comes in, you'll be saying the same thing. Every politician is exactly the same.

This doesn't mean that he will force something down your anti-religious throat.

Nothing he posted was anti-religious, so calling him anti-religious just makes you a douche bag.

For instance, I think that drinking too much, smoking weed, gambling your money away, shooting innocent people, and blowing your head off with fireworks are wrong.

Those are the only things that you think are wrong? What about stabbing babies and smoking crack with pregnant 9 year old girls?

Also, che, Chicken Run was a shitty movie. I can see why Mr. Santorum made you think of it. Not only does he look like a chicken, but he's so stupid.

[Lucid]

Clint Eastwood for president?