I've earned my red wings. It's really not as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be.
I mean, seriously. Hygiene. That's all it takes.
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I've earned my red wings. It's really not as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be.
I mean, seriously. Hygiene. That's all it takes.
If you are only concerned with receiving pleasure then you wont be very popular in relationships...sexual or otherwise. Besides if you really care about the other person, it's just as important to make them satisfied.
Wish I could think of something terribly clever to put here... But I've had no sleep. But yea...remember...if you want to be loved...lick the privates. Err...hmm.
-Sin
It's a lot different when you've got a clean girl. It really helps when she showers BEFORE you go down on her.
I don't like to go treasure diving all the much, but these things have to be done to gain leeway in any relationship. Exhibit A.
Me: Yo biatch make me some Eggs.
Her: Hellz no boi make yo own.
Me: Hey gurl, I gave you the old steam cleaning last night. I want them scrambled.
Her: Otay.
See these things need to be done.
I only go down after a stiff jab and right hook.
Never cared about a girl that much to do that to her.
1. When going down there are some important parts of the female anatomy to pay attention to that is nowhere near any blood.
2. You're missing out on some good fun times while the girly is menstrating. Most females get turned on during this period! (BOOM! See what I did there?)
3. Che... it DOES taste like pennies. You! You got a gift... You're good you, you're good!
Now Che, the real question is why would you put pennies in your mouth? I can understand a Jolly Rancher and all that, but pennies?:fuctup:
I have absolutely no problem going down on a girl, but while shes on her period. F*ck that shit. Oral sex while shes on her period is not something I will be trying any time soon...
This cracked me up big time.
This made my day.
But then Che came along and mentioned his pennies.
Dude, you just ruined at least the next three times I'm way down low. :ohno:
By the way, I like how TFF is maturing as its members are getting older. Soon we'll be discussing how much money we give our grandchildren and if it's alright for Pete to bang a 16-year old when he's 60 himself.
Nah Rags, I follow the half your age plus 7 rule. When I'm 60, I'd go 37 and up.
Right now, it's uh, 18.5 and up :)
There's not really such a thing as 18.5, so are you gonna be rounding down, then Pete? <3
Yeah, it gets rounded down to about 15
:)
That's the answer I was looking for.
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With good reason too, you don't want to end up like Bateman.
And it ain't Cran Apple....
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EDIT: I just realized you take the E out of Bateman and get Batman...which he also was. Strange.
A little bit. And to a further quote I didn't feel like adding, you don't need to put a penny in your mouth to know what it would taste like. The copper smell alone is enough to get the idea. When you handle money all day...
Refer yourself to the following: Also, she wears a tampon even post-shower, so it minimalizes any potential mess. I always have to clean up no matter what time of month it is, so why should it matter?
I am so surprised that a lot of people have said no. I guess the site has younger people on it. Some anyway. But I really thought everyone would have said yes =]
I like giving and receiving. Works both ways and I've had a few selfish men before. But times have changed. =D
Who has said no then?
I've never tried, but that doesn't mean that I'm against it!
As a Jewish looking person I feel like I at least am required to be an offended looking person by this remark. But I'm not.
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Hitler with machine gun arms... you know it happened.
You know it took these men to come up with the plan for B.J Blazkowicz to enter and exterminate Adolf "Machine Gun Arms" Hitler (which sounds like a bad boxer's name):
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Lemme sit down here on this wooden chair and tell you about good ole Zargabaath. Back before I became a Judge Magister and took the name of Zargabaath I was a colonel in the Confederate army - Colonel Agnus.
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As you can see, the war took a toll on my youthful appearance (though you have no base to judge that) luckily since I've gotten out I have recovered my prior youth. Though I may be a Judge Magister now, the ladies find that when I show them Colonel Angus they find it to be more friendly. I always enjoy pleasing the ladies with Colonel Angus as he was a gentleman.
For those who would like more insight into my life as Colonel Angus, you need not look further. Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Colonel Angus Comes Home
last time i didn't go down I got yelled at... lots. She was very angry.
But then I laughed a lot... just like i laughed a lot at this angry goat... reincarnation is a bitch.YouTube - Goat Yelling Like A Man