Confession Thread

**Pete** · 02-06-2018, 09:20 AM

Post whatever you want to confess.

This past weekend, I had several, several IPAs after donating blood. Yes, I am a responsible person. The next morning, I was feeling surprisingly good and ventured down to my local deli to procure a bacon egg and cheese on a roll. I lock my apartment door and proceed to um, expel gas.

A few minutes later, as I returned with my sandwich, my neighbor was accusing her teenage daughter of smoking weed, because the hallway reeked like it. I heard three hours of screaming, crying and accusations.

My extra hoppy farts got my neighbor grounded for a month.

**Rowan** · 02-06-2018, 02:36 PM

I love stories about food.
Good times, noodle salad.

**Taco-Calamitous** · 02-06-2018, 03:07 PM

I’m not really a taco. Or a fox. Or yer mom. I’m just me.

Sorry to disappoint!

**Rowan** · 02-06-2018, 07:28 PM

if only it was easier to love than it is to hate.

**Unknown Entity** · 02-07-2018, 05:21 AM

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I had a coffee today after saying I wouldn’t drink it anymore. And I put two sugars in it. Two. Normally have one. And I don’t even LIKE coffee. I just felt drained and tired and I hurt everywhere. Needed to wake up.

**Clint** · 02-07-2018, 09:05 PM

The devil sold his soul to me, and I brought Arby's with it.

**Taco-Calamitous** · 02-07-2018, 11:05 PM

So what you're saying is that the owner of B-Dubs now owns the Devil's soul? Or did you also get the entire corporation in the deal?

Confession: I seldom eat at Arby's or B-Dubs, but I enjoyed going to B-Dubs with Zargs back when we were both in Tech School together, down in Wichita Falls, TX. One night after we went drinking at B-Dubsand were going back to base on the bus, I farted. He got very upset and demanded to know who did it. As he was yelling at the people around us, I leaned over to some kids sitting there and told them, "It was ME." They both started laughing. I never told Zargs this tho, I don't think.

**Pete** · 02-08-2018, 12:14 AM

I've never actually had the roast beef at Arbys. I'm literally the guy who goes to a roast beef place and orders chicken.

I'll get the wings at B dubs and Hooters though. I'm not an animal.

**loaf** · 02-11-2018, 08:41 PM

I actually hate che but he talks to me still.

**loaf** · 02-15-2018, 06:30 PM

I lied, he stopped talking to me.

**Pete** · 02-15-2018, 08:04 PM

Nobody likes Che

**Taco-Calamitous** · 02-15-2018, 09:45 PM

I thought that Lightning was a pretty "meh" character. Actually, they all were. Except Sazh.

I may never play 15. Dunno if I'll get a new console ever again.

**Polk** · 02-15-2018, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by loaf

I lied, he stopped talking to me.

RIP TFF's power couple

**Pete** · 02-16-2018, 04:13 AM

Che and loaf split up because they both couldn't be power bottoms.

Also, FF15 is pretty meh. It's pretty and mildly entertaining but not really a great time. The best part of it might be that you can listen to old FF music while you drive. The sad thing was that it made me nostalgic for the older games.

**nix** · 02-16-2018, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Pete

Che and loaf split up because they both couldn't be power bottoms.

Also, FF15 is pretty meh. It's pretty and mildly entertaining but not really a great time. The best part of it might be that you can listen to old FF music while you drive. The sad thing was that it made me nostalgic for the older games.

lol, then why did you play it so much?

Originally Posted by Taco-Calamitous

I may never play 15.

That's a great idea.

Originally Posted by Taco-Calamitous

Dunno if I'll get a new console ever again.

That's a terrible idea, some great games to be had..

**Taco-Calamitous** · 02-16-2018, 06:23 PM

Heh, I just don't play many video games anymore. Mostly just on my phone, or old games on my shitty-ass computer. I played through Wizardry 8, and have been trying to get through Wizardry 6 off and on, but yeah.

**Pete** · 02-16-2018, 11:44 PM

Well nix, I got it as a Christmas gift with the season pass included. I figured since it was free, I'd try to make the most of it. I think I'd be a lot more upset with it had I spent my own money.
I really liked certain parts of the game, including the dlcs. When I got into the game, I was really into it. That wound up being mostly with hunts and sidequests though. There was just too much garbage time in the game to get to the good parts. The good parts were pretty damn good though. Unfortunately, none of it felt all that much iconic or memorable.

**che** · 02-17-2018, 11:57 AM

I love the fuck out of FF games, but FF15 was terrible. And I thought I hated ff8.

Also - yall some punk bitches, especially Loaf. Try to act like you weren't just my side hoe. Pete, go fuck yourself, as usual.

**nix** · 02-17-2018, 04:52 PM

Hi Che

Do you not hate FF8 now? when did you last play it?

**Pete** · 02-17-2018, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by che

Pete, go fuck yourself, as usual.

<3

**Taco-Calamitous** · 02-18-2018, 08:08 PM

I am confused by these apparent terms of endearment, I must confess.
Edit: I think, though, that Che is telling you to love yourself, and that is always sound advice for anyone, in caring for one’s mental health.