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Medical reasons for not ueing the pill?
What, risk of blood clots?
Speaking of medical stuffs,
I imagine that finding out your alergic to latex must be terrifying.
I mean, a reaction in the junk... Bah!
Must seem like an STD at first.
I had a scare once. Turned out to be a bruised pelvis.
Let me tell you, a brusied pelvis is no joke.
Generally blood issues, yeah. Smokers and older women aren't supposed to take the pill. It honestly seems kinda sketchy to me, but I have a feeling the thread is over blown. These issues are one reason I'm glad I'm a pansexual or some shit lol
MY TWO CENTS
Honestly I agree with anyone who said it doesn't matter. I honestly don't care who knows if I'm buying them are not as I'm 22 years old (23 in a week) and when I'm ready to have kids I'll be actually prepared instead of having it thrust upon me.
Safe sex > no sex.
And Sean, brillo pads really hurt. Just don't try it with a cheese grater..
You could always go with the prison pocket-p***y.
Serious time leads to inginuity, I guess.
Actually buying condoms was never an issue to me. The simple truth is, it doesn't matter what anyone thinks of it. The cashier is a lame-ass cashier. The people in line are lame-ass people in line at a grocery store or whatever. You got bigger fish to fry than worrying about them, like how you're going to snap the first one off your finger and across the room to get your latest dirty slut laughing and how your going to do it in a way you haven't tried before.
The biggest issue is are you going to get sloshed and have sloppy, drunken sex or keep it together and show off your athletic ability.
The condom itself is honestly one of the minor details, much less buying them. If you find it is still a tense situation at the counter in light of the above, look the cashier in the eyes and say, "Too bad they only come in children's sizes, I'm sick of having to hold these things down so they don't become projectiles."
I literally thought it was leprosy.. Herpes/warts would have been a more solid symptom.... I WAS FREAKING OUT and I had never heard in any of those gym-class showcase alternatives as a possible reaction. I have been to the hospital before after eating a 30-piece dinner of shrimp with a swollen throat that I had ate resulting in 10 injections, that were mostly most were water, this was a reaction I'd never wish on anyone..Quote:
Originally Posted by Order
this happened after I knew the fact:
Example; smart idea if you're ever in a scenario where your doing some intense labor-work in a sloshy-cold environment and in need of gloves with a good grip, underneath your work gloves, wear some rubber gloves(nitrate is your best non-latex alternative.) It acts as an insulation and reduces moisture.
Long termed: the top-side of my hands turn completely scaled, and if ur skin cracks I recommend you never go for a lemon scented moisturizer alternative..
Gloves brake apart, I am not bothering with the science of it, and I know I absorb the viscosity that is 'rubber'.. You both do not want to see last weeks semi-outcome stuck to your member.
Women's birth control also has the hormonal displacement aspect to it... they have the "male" pill alternative now that they're testing, after like 30 days or w/e, the FDA regulates.. I dare you to consume that shT! There are pushing medication out after it has had a non-sufficient testing and then they only get sued for 10 billion when they've had a solid 60 bil'l profit.. you know what I'm sayin'.?
{edit} pocket pussies are garbage, I googled prison pocket pussies and all I got was a hairy mess.. the real purchased standard for a pocket p***y is a joke, and falls apart after some odd use. Women have the best sex devices hands down, and on a lesser note they are hornier than men!
Men are more extroverted(engaged) than women.
Let us acknowledge there are many men that subscribe to playboy, and so do women. And then there are men that there's the same # that look at playgirl and there are women.. I propose to you there's a more considerable amount "of women" that will find their own sex more appealing than a hetero-man would..{/edit}
There's that guy from Human Centipede 2 that uses sand paper to jack off with.. and then the one of 32 scenes that were deleted where he wrapped his jimmy in barbed-wire to have intercourse... Idk the root of half your European slang stems from, bloody-wicked to say the least? Posh-wank? seriously I translated it after I watch the spice girls as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin
Not as bloody wicked as being allergic to condaams to say the least,
Im guessing a posh wank would be way more fun than knowing about 32 deleted scenes from a silly film.
And now ive got a massive root thinking about all this euro slang :)
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Hey, heres a question for all of ya.... is it really ribbed for her pleasure?
So what you're saying is...there are more gay/bi women than straight men that like men? Mind = blownQuote:
Originally Posted by Joxsjua
Oh happy days. It would be a terrible thing to be alergic to latex. What else do they make condoms out of ?
I meant comparing if the roles were reversed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lacquer Head
More women find other women sexually atractive. With men on men, not so much.
I am not embarrassed, and I would hope that most aren't either. When I go to buy them I would hope that the cashier is thinking damn he doesn't want STD's, or he doesn't want kids he plays it safe.
To those who are allergic to latex Lifestyles sells non latex condoms they are polyisoprene condoms they feel the same but are non latex. So if you are allergic to it check em out it is your responsibility to protect yourself, and your partner even if you are allergic.
I'd say it's even lol women just aren't afraid they will be called "fags" or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joxsjua
..as a respectable woman once said "no glove no love."Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh_R
I think it's selfish to assume women are or should be on the pill. Asking a woman to make changes to her health and routine for your own pleasure? The pill disrupts your natural rhythm. They can cause irregular periods (which is ****ing scary), mess around with hormone levels, loss or gaining of weight, minor fertility problems (not quite proven, but may have something to do with hormone changes), blood clots, strokes, heart attacks, (if you smoke too), reduced interest in sex, and depression.
Also, the making her take on the responsibility of taking a pill every day. Now unless you have an epic sex life, are in a long-term relationship and are at it four to seven times a week, there's no point of the pill. If she ended up pregnant while on the pill, then it's easy to just blame her, is that it? Condoms are shared responsibly, both in purchasing them and using them.
Condoms aren't exactly the greatest feeling for both man and woman, but they're a great form of protection for unexpected flings, short-term and long-term relationships. And there's hundreds of types out there to choose from that increase pleasure, taste and even looks (glow in teh dark lololol). I'm sure you're not the only person to buy condoms from the store you go to. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
Not gonna lie, I would be very skeptical about putting anything that glows in the dark on my weiner. I'm sure they're tested and fine to wear, but still. I just imagine they're made with the same stuff that glow sticks are. Plus I can be a complete child, and would absolutely have to put on Sandstorm and twirl it around like glowsticks at a rave circa 1999.
I'm pretty sure they safe, but most people are skeptical about it. Only con is that they're a little more expensive than normal condoms in the store. Online, they're quite cheap, or break about even.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad Q. Billingsley
They ARE the immature version of condoms. Doing the helicopter in the dark with one of those on is hilarious!
Pretty sure those illuminate elements are safe so long as you don't consume them. Now if you strapped some Plutonium to that bad-boy and did helicopter ****, that instantly grants you super powers; that's a scientific fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad Q. Billingsley
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Originally Posted by Joxsjua
SPOILER!!:
(he flies by spinning his tail like a helicopter :>)
That's not entirely true. Most men just don't talk about their same-sex attractions out of fear for having their masculinity crushed 'cos they like a little **** every now and then. I mean, it's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, there are a lot of women who find that idea to be kind of sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joxsjua
More so than people think lolQuote:
Originally Posted by lovehearty42
Condoms transforms into a discussion about gayness.
Hey 4chan, been a while. Hows it hanging?
Giggity. But yeah, derailment happens lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Order
Speaking of which, why do gay guys in a relationship use condoms? Other than ease of cleaning up, you can pull out <_<
I tend to believe that every woman is unique in the sense that her interests will differ from those of others. There can be common interests, such as the interest to be attracted to males, and the uncommon interest of ... lets say BDSM. I have never noticed a common interest in women that says they are attracted to same sex male attraction. Ive probably only known 1 girl who admitted she was turned on by watching two guys make out. Although I've been told that women arnt aroused by visual stimulation alone.
Not sure. Might have something to do with damage inside the anus - skin tears - and semen not being a great combination. Maybe? I've never tried rubbing semen on a flesh wound to find out if it hurts, and I doubt I ever will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lacquer Head
I would think that fecal matter would be more of an issue than semen lol but as I said, you can pull out...Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
The problem with unprotected anal sex, even within a relationship has to do with STDs and STIs. Namely HIV/AIDS, although others are common (UTIs for the one on "top"). Also, for anal sex to work properly, one should clean themselves extensively in and out so that fecal matter doesn't become a problem. It is actually the location of the male g-spot, which is why so many men find it enjoyable if they've tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lacquer Head
Not everyone has an STI lol I mean two perfectly healthy clean men. I know how anal sex works btw ffs >_> I just don't understand why you would want to wear a condom. Still not as confusing as oral with a condom...
I'm so happy my 69th post is in this thread
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Originally Posted by Lacquer Head
Not unless it's a monogamous relationship. Of course, there's carrying an STD from one monogamous relationship to another, but if the relationship is serious, you'd let your better half know about anything you knew. Or at least, you'd hope so.Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehearty42
Unprotected anal leads to ringworms, apparently...
Theres one good reson for it.
UTIs, blah blah blah.
I figure if I feel like STDs might be a problem, I slap myself for shooting low and ditch. Not put on a rubber and cross my fingers.
...and now I am going to be paranoid about this for the rest of my life...glad I askedQuote:
Originally Posted by Order
Is there a cure for ringworms?
Also, who went and looked up ringworms on wiki?
Gives me the damn heeby-jeebies!