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    Business Idea (18+)

    So I was thinking about all the different drive thu things they have these days, reasturants, coffee and all other kinds of things.
    So I have an idea that could revolutionise the drive thru industry. Here are my ideas.

    1. A drive thru escort service. Just like maccas with a menu bored of different woman/men and prices. Pay at the counter and pick her/him up.
    2. Drive through sex shop. This would revolutionise buying porn.

    Would any of these be actual viable ideas? Or am I tripping balls right now?

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    Re: Business Idea (18+)

    1) Depending on where you go, maybe get in trouble for it or not.
    2) Who buys porn lol.
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    Re: Business Idea (18+)

    Quote Originally Posted by Loaf View Post
    2) Who buys porn lol.
    QFT.

    Seriously, in the time it's taken me to type this I could have found/opened about 12 full porn movies for free.

    You should stick with your whore-thru idea.
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    Re: Business Idea (18+)

    The problem with the whore-thru idea is keeping your stock up... and late fees. ha.

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    Re: Business Idea (18+)

    So what you wanna do is throw a drive-thru lane on a Cirilla's (formerly Pricilla's)? And as far as the drive thru escort service... well that's just brilliant, roll through, pick a hot chick off a board, pull up to the first window and pay, and then pick up your escort at the end of the drive thru. Late fees would be a bitch though, you'd have to require credit cards for purchase so that late fees could just be tacked on.

    That^ looks like the worst movie ever.

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    Late fees would be simple. All escorts would have some sort of STD that could be suppressed, but not removed by an injection. The allotted times should be in accordance with how long it takes the STD outbreak to flair up without the aforementioned shot. That way, anyone that sleeps with said escort after his or her time is up will be punished with burning urine and an itch.

    I'm not saying it's biologically viable, but if we're just spit balling.

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    I think to help everyone out, it'd have to be a cash only business. That way if there's any infidelity, it can't be traced back by credit cards. Like if a couple has a joint credit card, and the wife sees the husband's dropping hundreds a week on this service. Discretion is key. Plus leaving a tip would be easier.

    As for late fees, I'm thinking bouncers would be a good idea. Just think about it, you could get some really sketchy dudes in there, and they might try to pull some shit. You give the girls a codeword and then Michael Clarke Duncan busts through the door at a moment's notice.

    I mean, I don't want to get into the whole morals thing, since we're talking about drive through hookers and the like, but a time release STD just seems super unethical. Plus, wouldn't rubbers be necessary?
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    Re: Business Idea (18+)

    Quote Originally Posted by Pete
    Plus, wouldn't rubbers be necessary?
    Depends how much they pay. It's a tiered system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jin View Post
    I'm not saying it's biologically viable, but if we're just spit balling.
    I see what you did there.

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    Re: Business Idea (18+)

    But guys, if everyone uses rubbers, we don't have to go to the dumpster.



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    You wouldn't have to go to the dumpster. They're small enough to go into an in room garbage can so long as you're quick with the tongs.

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    Re: Business Idea (18+)

    As if this was Dragons Den...


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    Bro if its legal, why not?! i dont think your trippin balls but its a good idea the menu will be like " Brunette, Blonde, Fire Crotch?" it would be GENIUS! *clap*
    Awesome idea.



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