Because why not!?

[Meier Link]

I was told by a TFF vet that I needed to make a post so I am because I can. Taco this is for you . Soooo ummm happy memorial day. What did you do today?

[Rowan]

I was told by a TFF vet that I needed to make a post so I am because I can. Taco this is for you . Soooo ummm happy memorial day. What did you do today?

Site is dead. Its not your fault.

[Spooniest]

Drunk as shit. What were you expecting.

[Pete]

I ran around like a jackass, like I usually do on weekends now. Ran to two different Targets and Best Buys, a Staples, a Micro Center, and Bed Bath and Beyond to get stuff for the house. Also built some book shelves and put up a new shower curtain.

Weather here was kind of shitty, so I made the most of it. Got a lot done, so I'm pretty happy. Have to bust out the weed whacker and shovel some gravel later. Then I'll have to rake, throw more grass seed down and water the lawn. Then i have to build another book shelf for the basement. Not looking forward to it, but it has to get done. If I accomplish all of that, I might reward myself with a few beers in the sun and a book on the deck.

Good times

[Taco-Calamitous]

I was told by a TFF vet that I needed to make a post so I am because I can. Taco this is for you . Soooo ummm happy memorial day. What did you do today?

Oooooooohhhh for meeeeee :3

I worked, building two grills. Work had barbecue, so I had some of theirs. Then I went to a friend's house and ate barbecue and drank there. Pretty good day.

[Meier Link]

Sweet! I sat around recovering from mild "heat stroke" so I drank beer and hung out with the wife, kids and mother in law.

Yes, Taco you are special. Now go put back on your helmet and quit licking the windows!

[Pete]

I'm pretty sure you did the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do with heat stroke. Don't listen to me though. I currently hangovers with more beer and Burger King

[Taco-Calamitous]

Yes, Taco you are special. Now go put back on your helmet and quit licking the windows!

Shaddup I'll have you know that I'm robably gonna graduate Magna Cum Laude, or whatever, next year.

[Pete]

I cum loud sometimes, but I'm white so I'm not using Magnums

[Taco-Calamitous]

It is somewhat unfortunate that "cum" and "cum" are spelled the same. Silly people who invented the Latin language, they should've known better.

[Pete]

Could be worse, your family could get you a graduation cake, and the bakery could refuse to write "cum" on it.

[Spooniest]

I wonder why people have to spell it 'cum' to differentiate? Come is the way I heard it, that's how I spell it.

XMEN, WELL, COME. ...TO DIE!!!!!!!!11111

[loaf]

Could be worse, your family could get you a graduation cake, and the bakery could refuse to write "cum" on it.

Computer program error printed order to them with the - - - not the bakers fault.

[Pete]

The baker could use some common sense and discretion though. The wording request was for a very common phrase during graduation season. I can see if the request was "Cum on my tits" then yeah, that can be denied.

[Spooniest]

I can see if the request was "Cum on my tits" then yeah, that can be denied.

I'd think anyone with tits they wanted come'd on would want to put the personal touch on that cake themselves, anyway...I dunno, unless you live in L.A. or something.

[loaf]

The baker could use some common sense and discretion though. The wording request was for a very common phrase during graduation season. I can see if the request was "Cum on my tits" then yeah, that can be denied.

or the Baker doesn't know anything about the word and did their job because they get in trouble if they don't do what the print out says. Not the bakers fault. It's the programmers fault.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I think it was loaf's fault.

[Spooniest]

Is that near Sacremento?

[Pete]

I think it's the kids fault. Trying too hard and getting good grades in high school only leads to meth addiction and truck stop handjobs. He's in for a life of ---

[Spooniest]

Great, you've started with the inside jokes I have no hope of getting.

-_- How many times is this going to happen to me, I have lost all ability to cope with cliques

[Pete]

It wasn't an inside joke. It was just good ole sarcasm, blaming the kid for getting good grades and becoming magna cum laude

[Spooniest]

Oh.

Testy lately. Sitting in the same living room for a long time because your reputation as a local drunken idiot has gotten out of hand kind of compounds the problem people are passive aggressively trying to get you to solve, you know. So what y'all're telling me is to isolate myself further? Yeah ok. I'll go get a beer while I do it, thankssss

I might name my band "Catch 22" but it's probably been done.

[nix]

Oh.

Testy lately. Sitting in the same living room for a long time because your reputation as a local drunken idiot has gotten out of hand kind of compounds the problem people are passive aggressively trying to get you to solve, you know. So what y'all're telling me is to isolate myself further? Yeah ok. I'll go get a beer while I do it, thankssss

I might name my band "Catch 22" but it's probably been done.

You can cure all that by fucking off you lil weirdo

[Spooniest]

You can cure all that by fucking off you lil weirdo

You already cured it with your nasty medicine, your blueness

[Pete]

That's just Nix being Nix. Angry Irishman that he is

[Taco-Calamitous]

You can cure all that by fucking off you lil weirdo

So direct and to the point...

[Pete]

How does one get a reputation as a local drunken idiot anyway?

[nix]

Not sure, idiot's an American thing

[Pete]

Well we both have the drunk thing going.

I just don't know how people get absolutely out of their mind retarded when they drink. I can get ridiculously drunk, but I don't get stupid. I'll just play some music, maybe play some video games, rub one out, and then go to bed.

[Spooniest]

Matter doesn't matter. No mind to mind. No matter mind. No mind matter.

And zen...