Because why not!?

[Pete]

I wonder how much Buddha drank to get all zen like. He's got a hell of a beer gut

[Spooniest]

L o v e

[Taco-Calamitous]

I wonder how much Buddha drank to get all zen like. He's got a hell of a beer gut

I think the fat one is actually not Buddha. I think that is some other guy. Buddha was thinner, or something. Still bald, though. This is second-hand info tho, so yeah.

[Pete]

I was basing my entire knowledge of Buddhism on a few cartoons, a few Chinese restaurant calendars, and I think a chapter of a world religions class I took in high school. It's entirely possible that I'm talking out of my ass.