Awkward urinals

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10-11-2009, 12:12 PM
Megidolaon

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Ironically the only time I ever get pee-shy at crowded urinals is when I'm ****ing trashed, because being drunk leads to me being paranoid and I'm in no condition to keep a nonchalant eye on people, so to speak.

One of the many reason why don't drink is because when I had been drunk in the past, it was really ****ing hard to hit the bowl.

Anyway, I don't use urinals, ever.
I don't want to see other guys' junk or whip mine out in front of them, period.
10-13-2009, 07:16 AM
Josh_R

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Originally Posted by Sean

Ironically the only time I ever get pee-shy at crowded urinals is when I'm ****ing trashed, because being drunk leads to me being paranoid and I'm in no condition to keep a nonchalant eye on people, so to speak.
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Pee-Shy while shit faced Ive never heard of such a thing when I'm drunk i'll whip it out and piss anywhere...
10-20-2009, 09:03 AM
chrono

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Originally Posted by Rocky

most guys go by the norm that if there are at least three urinals, person A would walk in first and take the far left one, than person B would take the far right one, leaving at least one urinal empty between the two people. If person A takes the middle one, then person B can take either urinal, because it's not a big deal for that person. At least that's how it works for me.

Also, some small talk is allowed between using the urinals if you are friends with that person. If you don't know them, then it can gets awkward so conversation rarely happens in that instance. Most guys don't look at each other's junk, so I don't think that happens that often.

Sometimes us guys do whip out our junk around each other, like in the locker room for example. We don't have time to be modest, we just take our showers, and if some guy sees us flopping around getting all fresh and clean after working out or whatever, then so be it. It's not a big deal for us guys.

qft.... i have seen everyones junk that i wrestle with at the gym at one time or another due to the locker room. We just act like nothings there;D
10-20-2009, 09:09 AM
Che

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Originally Posted by celebrity.skin

My friend made the mistake of peeing with his bathroom door open when we were at his house. My boyfriend, well on his way to the state of inebriation, shoved him a couple of times and he ended up peeing all over the toilet, the wall, in the bath, himself and the only jumper he had to wear (it was a very cold winter night).

If I was a guy, I think I'd have fun with it.

I don't understand why people gotta get drunk and do retarded shit like that. You don't **** with another man while he's taking a piss. It's a man rule. Does your boyfriend like to get pissed on? :ohno:
10-20-2009, 02:38 PM
Pete

Che knows whats up.

Funny story, my old housemate got so drunk one time that he pissed in the bathtub, stepped out of the bathtub and then flushed the toilet.

Another time he pissed in the kitchen garbage can in the middle of a party. Awkward.

As for myself, when we would party in our attic, I would piss out of the window upstairs, since the stairs leading to the lower levels were always in danger of falling apart.
10-23-2009, 06:26 AM
Josh_R

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Originally Posted by Che

I don't understand why people gotta get drunk and do retarded shit like that. You don't **** with another man while he's taking a piss. It's a man rule. Does your boyfriend like to get pissed on? :ohno:

I have seen multiple ass kickings dealt out to guys who break the man rules..And I agree you don't mess with people by pushing them and shit like that while they're pissing...
11-01-2009, 01:47 PM
Muramasa89

I go as far away from the nearest person as possible, or if no one is there, in the corner anyway. Stay at least 1 urinal away from the nearest guy I say, so it goes:

X - X - X - X

X is a guy, and - is an empty urinal.
If it is just a big, long one, corners or cubicle.
11-04-2009, 06:41 AM
Dr_Flea

Me i don't really care weather i use the cubicals or the urinals!!

My mate though almost got smashed the other day!!

One of his friends went into the cubicals and he went ot the urinals!! mate A (Urnial) thought it would be a good idea to put his hand over the cubical and touch mate B (Cubical) on the head turns out he picked the wrong cubical!! he almost got himself an ass whopping the guy was a skinhead and he was like over six foot!! i couldn't help but laugh when he told me ;p

~Dr_Flea~
11-04-2009, 06:25 PM
ziroth

I will never use a urinal again(I just lied i used it today).I used a urinal once and while i was using it a big(fat) rwedneck comes up behind me and just stands there. 30seconds later(I had to pee BAD) he walks away. I was so scared, i had freaking flash backs, I thought death was on the way for me.
11-04-2009, 08:07 PM
Zerobanshee

I would say the most awkward thing about using a urinal, is the fact that sometimes you find one of those mini urinals, that you literally have to crouch to use. I once had to use a public urinal at a gas station, heading up to Michigan. I had to find a way to bend down and piss at the same time.
Crazyness, I tell you.
11-04-2009, 08:10 PM
GypsyElder

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Originally Posted by Ruin-Tumult

I would say the most awkward thing about using a urinal, is the fact that sometimes you find one of those mini urinals, that you literally have to crouch to use. I once had to use a public urinal at a gas station, heading up to Michigan. I had to find a way to bend down and piss at the same time.
Crazyness, I tell you.

Now you have experienced how difficult it is for girls to pee in the wilderness.

Be glad you can aim.
11-04-2009, 08:25 PM
Zerobanshee

Yes, I would have to agree that girls peeing in the wilderness is a pain in the ass. Then again, I always tell girls who are hiking with me to pee before we leave. =3
11-04-2009, 08:46 PM
Polk

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Originally Posted by Ruin-Tumult

I would say the most awkward thing about using a urinal, is the fact that sometimes you find one of those mini urinals, that you literally have to crouch to use. I once had to use a public urinal at a gas station, heading up to Michigan. I had to find a way to bend down and piss at the same time.
Crazyness, I tell you.

I can relate to this. I remember my senior year of high school, we had to do a project for advanced physics where we taught elementary school kids a lesson. I made the mistake of not pissing before one of the times that I sat in with the kids, so I had to go at the elementary school. Long story short, I used one of their tiny urinals, and a kid walked in.

It was really awkward for both of us.
11-05-2009, 03:01 PM
ziroth

I walked into a bathroom at a middle school once and saw 2 dumb kids peeing on each other.What do you think of them grounded up cheese balls?
11-08-2009, 04:12 AM
GypsyElder

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Originally Posted by ziroth

I walked into a bathroom at a middle school once and saw 2 dumb kids peeing on each other.What do you think of them grounded up cheese balls?

They're not dumb,

don't be upset just because you missed out on your chance to join the golden shower fiesta, there will be other opportunities.
11-10-2009, 07:54 AM
Josh_R

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Originally Posted by ziroth

I walked into a bathroom at a middle school once and saw 2 dumb kids peeing on each other.What do you think of them grounded up cheese balls?

I think you're getting upset because you wanted them to R-Kelly your ass Ziroth. And what do I think about them, well they were obviously special needs kids if they were pissing on each.
11-12-2009, 11:19 AM
ziroth

They are not special needs kids. I know this because they are in some of my classes and they are really smart. They just act dumb on occasions.

I have a new one though. I walked into the grade school to use the urinal and the walls for the stalls are only like 4 feet tall. So i walked in there and there was a kid taking a poo. He just kept talking to me about how he hates using the bathroom. My bladder had stage fright so I had to stay up there even longer.

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