That awkward Moment When...

[pixergirl]

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That Awkward Moment When...______

example: That awkward moment when...you realize there's no toilet paper just a little too late.

[Tallulah]

That AUKward moment when your avatar is a puffin. (I've always wanted to make that joke).

Working where I do, awkward things happen every minute of every day. Today I was supposed to finish at 6 but I had been written in until 8. I elected to stay but they let me go at half 7.

[Cyanist]

That awkward moment when you've made a huge dinner only to find your family has returned home with takeout.

[Tydis]

when you get on the wrong bus but the bus looks like its going the right way then makes a sudden turn and you have to get off and wait for the next one.

[Cyanist]

When you've just taken off your shoes, take one step, then something wet and squishy contacts your skin through your home-knitted sock. Cat vomit. X(

[RagnaToad]

That awkward moment when you started a word game in General Chat and your thread could be closed by a mod any minute now.

[Cyanist]

That awkward moment between waking and sleep when a lethargic little brother enters your room and begins to talk politics.

[pixergirl]

That awkward moment when you started a word game in General Chat and your thread could be closed by a mod any minute now.

Eeeeeeeek!!!
it wasn't supposed to be a word game...it just kind of....happened O_O

that awkward moment when you realize you're a little retarded.

[RagnaToad]

That awkward moment when I was just being a ****.

[OceanEyes28]

I mean, if people are going to post personal awkward moments, then I'm fine with this staying open. Just don't spam/post-whore the hell out of it and feel free to carry on.


That awkward moment when I regret being cool about a thread.....


...or when I go up to a table to take an order and forget how to talk so I just get stared at while I sputter out noises and consonants that resemble questions about who wants a drink I'm sorry.

[Rowan]

That awkward moment when your awkward moment isnt actually awkward at all (which is about 99.9 percent of all awkward moment posts.)

omg the awkward moment when you run out of ketchup, haha so awkward.

[Rocky]

That awkward moment where my **** is too big for conventional bathroom use and i can't pee very easily without making a mess everywhere. I've tried sitting down too, but it's physically painful that way.

[Pete]

How about the awkward moment when you ignore someone's call because you don't want to hang out with them, and then you get tagged in pictures on facebook, then person you ignored comments on said pics.

Or when you have your headphones on, fart, and not realize that it was loud... and people notice.

[Diyala]

That awkward moment when you open your leather glasses case to take them out and see how pleasant the world is to just find out you were holding the case with the glasses somewhere else .

[Cyanist]

That awkward moment: You're talking with your friends and your mother bursts into the room holding your underwear.

[pixergirl]

loool.
(btw. thanks OceanEyes, you're awesome!! )

that awkward moment when you're talking about some guy you really like and realize you're talking to a guy who likes you who isn't the guy you like.... O_O

[Cheesevixen]

when you grow up to be a mom and realize your mom, at least once, put her "toy" batteries into your toys.

when someone start bashing on Mexicans and they have no idea you're half.

when you wake up next to someone and you cant remember their name, where you met them, or how they died.

[Assassin]

The awkward moment when you're about to tell a guy that you like him and he tell's you that he's about to propose your best friend.

[Dranzer]

That awkward moment when you encounter two people that you've slept with at the same time; awkward or awesome, depends on the individual's point of view.

[Tallulah]

I have a real one...

That awkward Moment When the insulation guy turns up 15 minutes early and you're not dressed! Fortunately I had my dressing gown on and my make up was acceptable. Still it was annoying, especially since he was only there for like 5 minutes.

[DragonHeart]

The awkward moment when you sit down next to someone and your chair makes a sound that is suspiciously like a fart. The other person gives you a look and you tell them it was the chair. You then wiggle around on said chair to prove it...and the chair doesn't make a sound.

[midgetbob]

I have a real one...

That awkward Moment When the insulation guy turns up 15 minutes early and you're not dressed! Fortunately I had my dressing gown on and my make up was acceptable. Still it was annoying, especially since he was only there for like 5 minutes.

that awkward moment when you're not sure if someone is describing a porn or a real life event.

[KitNocturne]

That awkward moment when there's no more milk in the carton and you were trying to feed your cat. And the cat realizes there's no more milk and meows itself into depression...

[Tallulah]

that awkward moment when you're not sure if someone is describing a porn or a real life event.

The awkward moment when you read that in public and can't stop laughing. XD

Also... The awkward moment when you realise you're no longer classed as a Oung Person... and haven't been for five years...

[fierytempest]

...or when I go up to a table to take an order and forget how to talk so I just get stared at while I sputter out noises and consonants that resemble questions about who wants a drink I'm sorry.

That awkward moment when your entire section is full and you bring food to a table that already had food, and the correct table gets all bitchy with you?


That awkward moment when you're Skyping with someone and forget, then walk in front of your computer in various degrees of undress.

[Hobaginator]

Here's one from Firefighter Academy...

The awkward moment when you have to put a man in his place for talking smack to you -- in the showers. Awkward, but effective. It happened twice. Once while both of us were naked and soapy, and once when I had just gotten out of the shower and was still naked and the other guy was fully clothed. I'm not sure which time was more awkward.

[midgetbob]

Here's one from Firefighter Academy...

The awkward moment when you have to put a man in his place for talking smack to you -- in the showers. Awkward, but effective. It happened twice. Once while both of us were naked and soapy, and once when I had just gotten out of the shower and was still naked and the other guy was fully clothed. I'm not sure which time was more awkward.

That awkward moment where you're still pretty sure they're talking about a porno.

or

That awkward moment when someone is trying really hard to be a bad ass. Go get 'em, tiger!

[Dranzer]

That awkward moment where you're still pretty sure they're talking about a porno.

or

That awkward moment when someone is trying really hard to be a bad ass. Go get 'em, tiger!

That awesome awkward moment when you realise it really is a porno.

or

That awkward moment when the drunk goggles come off.

[Hobaginator]

That awkward moment where you're still pretty sure they're talking about a porno.

or

That awkward moment when someone is trying really hard to be a bad ass. Go get 'em, tiger!

There's nothing gay/badass about getting in a fight with a dude naked. They cancel each other out.

[Order]

That awkward moment when the word awkward is misused in nearly every sentence in this thread.

When you realize most females you know are disgusting sluts.

When you get talked into taking a girl shot and you cough.

When your boss tells you they dont know what they'd do without you and you are planning on quitting soon.

When a coworker is talking shit about someone you like more than them.

When you are mocking one of your friends who happens to have just walked in. Then, you follow through and greet them as themself.


You're welcome. Now there is no more purpose for this thread.
Good night.