ask a guy who drank 4 beers in 4 minutes anything

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Originally Posted by the_savior21

I just said that 3.2 is the lowest didn't I? Ill give you props though.

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Actually, what you -said- is that light beer is lower than 5%. Which, you're right in that sentiment because of the way it's brewed, but unless it's state regulated to 3.2%, then your average light beer is gonna be around 4 - 4.5% ABV. Still less than a regular, full-strength beer, but it's done mainly due to the way they make it to take out calories and carbs rather than what a state puts a limit on.

And, to kind of edit what I said before about beer laws, in Arizona, you can sell beer & liquor together (they have wine rooms & liquor cabinets in the grocery stores & and gas stations), but in Texas, the laws go by what county you live in - like Bowee County (where I lived), New Boston, Texarkana (TX side), and other towns in the area are completely dry. Restaurants in Texarkana can serve alcohol and there is 1 Mexican place in New Boston that serves it, but you can't go into a store and by anything alcoholic. You either have to drive to Oklahoma - which just over the state line, has a lower ABV, or go on the Arkansas side of State Line Road in Texarakana.

However in other parts of Texas, you can buy wine and liquor in the grocery stores.

Liquor laws are weird. Especially living in the Bible Belt. *dies*

Oh TFF... Give me a stout and as much bourbon as I can bolt. Rum is yum. I'll kill a fifth of rum in a couple hours. Lucid is nice if it's on ice. Brandy is a dandy and Gin is the yin to my yang. Beer till I can't hear and wine is fine but liquor is quicker and if you were me, then I'd be you and I'd be impressed. I'll drink any ten men under ten tables and then die happy. Needless to say, by spirits I raise my spirits and have scared the shit out of Bukowski's ghost when we go clubbing.

-Sin

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Anywho. Beer is an acquired taste. And yes, I like my Budweiser & Miller Lite (so contradictory of me, I know). But I also like Mexican stuff and Guinness Extra Stout and a few others. So suck on that.

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Cries. Really?

Also I guess the beers I tend to like are usually 8~12% ABV lol. SHIT IS DELICIOUS THOUGH.

I also love gin and tonic. I dont care if it has a slice of lemon or lime, its just beautiful. I dont drink often anymore, but when I do I try to do so on an empty stomach. If i have eaten it takes me much longer to get to the level of drunk I enjoy, without feeling sick.


on a completely unrelated note:

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SHIT IS DELICIOUS

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Originally Posted by Sinister

Oh TFF... Give me a stout and as much bourbon as I can bolt. Rum is yum. I'll kill a fifth of rum in a couple hours. Lucid is nice if it's on ice. Brandy is a dandy and Gin is the yin to my yang. Beer till I can't hear and wine is fine but liquor is quicker and if you were me, then I'd be you and I'd be impressed. I'll drink any ten men under ten tables and then die happy. Needless to say, by spirits I raise my spirits and have scared the shit out of Bukowski's ghost when we go clubbing.

-Sin

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Don't forget, tequila is de awesome killa - a real deal and vodka is workout for your drinking skills.

Tequila only kills those who can't handle it.

That jerks my chain though. People who claim a specific type of alcohol makes them act a certain way.... It's all in your head, man. Get it right. You act that way because you believe in your head that what you're drinking is gonna have an effect on you.

Tequila is a killer for those who don't know how to drink it.

There is an art to tequila for sure imo

Changed my wording up abit there.^^^^

No, I meant it in a good way. Tequila is killer, like the killer of the competition. I love tequila, even more than vodka, without any art of mixing, preparation or anything.

I still stand by my statement though. Tequila kills those who can't handle it. And I fully believe it's a placebo effect.

Tequila gives me a stomach ache, other than that I haven't really noticed anything unusual from drinking it.

"Normal" chicks will tell you that tequila makes them do crazy shit.

Can't say I've ever heard anyone make claims like that regarding Tequilla. But then I don't hang out with very many people, so I don't hear a lot of things that are apparently commonplace for stupid people.

I happened to overhear someone one night at TGI Fridays. She was kickin' it with a Mexican dude and was all "I take my clothes off with tequila" and I was like "you're a stupid bitch and I hate you".

effing newbs.

Well, I feel noticeably warmer after drinking tequila than I am with other types of booze, but I don't know that's sufficient motivation for me to take clothes off.

I bought tequila last week.

I drank the entire bottle by myself.

Was not drunk. omg.


Tomorrow night, we're playing Beeeeer Pooooonnnggg!

I sufficiently suck at the Beer Pong. And I think it's hilarious that I do. In fact, I'm all "Wanna get drunk!? Be on my team!!!!"

The bf & his soldiers have a 4 day weekend, so one of the guys is coming over with another guy and he lives in our complex, so he's lugging his beer pong table over to our place to play.

Ask a mother****er who dranka quart of dat shine in 1 minute anything broman.

I remember being 16.

Like seriously? What's the point of being good at Beer Pong? You play for hours and then you're still sober unless you drink on the side.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I'm no good at this game.

I've only also just played it for the first time back in like January.