And another thing

[che]

Don't have a ****ing girls night and try to get all cute with me and then give me the excuse you're having a "girls night out" so you can't come back to my place. You know when the last time was that I had a guys night? When I was ****ing 8 years old. Why? Because cooties existed and I wasn't open to inviting other genders into our awesome hang out sessions. You know how much sex I had when I was 8? None. So do the ****ing math.

And if you're having your period, shut the **** up about it and do me. We can turn the lights off if you are freaked out about having your own period.

[Polk]

You should do stand up comedy.

[Yoko]

I kind of agree. You do have a point.

[OceanEyes28]

Is it boring where you just moved?

[nix]

Who's he talking about?

[loaf]

Talking about nix, and all your nix things.

[nix]

I knew it, fuck you che, i love girl nights

[Rocky]

its a little early to be blackout drunk at 4pm, though I've been there before lol.

[che]

You should do stand up comedy.

I'm like the Lewis Black of Dimitri Martins.

[nickness89]

Don't have a ****ing girls night and try to get all cute with me and then give me the excuse you're having a "girls night out" so you can't come back to my place. You know when the last time was that I had a guys night? When I was ****ing 8 years old. Why? Because cooties existed and I wasn't open to inviting other genders into our awesome hang out sessions. You know how much sex I had when I was 8? None. So do the ****ing math.

And if you're having your period, shut the **** up about it and do me. We can turn the lights off if you are freaked out about having your own period.

You should totally do stand-up. That's some George Carlin sh*t right there dude.

Should have a comedy thread dedicated to you.

[Lily]

I like girls nights!

We can discuss all the things we dont want the boys knowing!

[Pete]

Yeah really, I don't wanna hear about whose flow is heavy or who feels fat. I say let the girls have their nights.

Of course though, guys also get their nights. Go to a bar, watch some baseball and talk about the girls you've nailed, and the ridiculous things that have happened with them.



I am a man of the people.

[Rocky]

Yeah really, I don't wanna hear about whose flow is heavy or who feels fat. I say let the girls have their nights.

Of course though, guys also get their nights. Go to a bar, watch some baseball and talk about the girls you've nailed, and the ridiculous things that have happened with them.



I am a man of the people.

Pete for Supermod. Yeah I'm bringing it back.

[loaf]

Pete is the man of men.

[Polk]

I'm like the Lewis Black of Dimitri Martins

I guess what I really meant was that it would be really hilarious to me to see you get blackout drunk and scream at an audience for 10 minutes.

Pete for Supermod. Yeah I'm bringing it back.

Seconded.

[loaf]

Polk for Admin.

Yes, I'm bringing it back.

[Lily]

Yeah really, I don't wanna hear about whose flow is heavy or who feels fat. I say let the girls have their nights..

We never have those conversations on a night out, we are usually slagging someone off or pointing and nudging at the girl with a massive muffin top

Or most likely getting shif faced on shots then having hours of amusment with the empty shot glasses

Though, it has to be said me and my friends are probably a bit simple...

[che]

I guess what I really meant was that it would be really hilarious to me to see you get blackout drunk and scream at an audience for 10 minutes.

Isn't that basically what a comedian is?

[Bubble Boy]

I never believed in cooties. Ok, maybe syphilis.

[Unknown Entity]

You should totally do stand-up. That's some George Carlin sh*t right there dude.

George Carlin is funny.

Yay, period sex. Yay, endorphins making the pain go away. Yay, the big clean up operation afterwards. Yay.

[seanb]

Give me a period anyday over a blue waffle

[midgetbob]

really... you have to clean up anyways... period sex: lets dooooo this. It's like an extra lubricant anyways.

[Selcopa]

Period sex? No thanks.

If you don't have guys night you need some more guy friends, of course, i won't let girls play poker with me because they're generally terrible to the point that its not even fun to play.

[loaf]

Poor Selcopa, he's afraid.

[Polk]

If you don't have guys night you need some more guy friends, of course, i won't let girls play poker with me because they're generally terrible to the point that its not even fun to play.

You've never heard of strip poker?

[loaf]

No he hasn't, he doesn't hang out with girls.

I know plenty of girls who will take your money in Texas Hold Em.

[Rocky]

yeah Loaf but you're from Vegas, everyone is good at poker there