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Valentines day is stupid because every day should be spent celebrating your life and love.
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Valentines day is stupid because every day should be spent celebrating your life and love.
I'd be okay with Valentine's Day if it was pushed back to March 8th. Can you imagine if Valentine's Day and Free Pancake Day at Ihop fell on the same day? It would be anarchy, but at least I wouldn't have to buy any pancakes. Unlike Valentine's Day, where I spend literally hundreds of thousands of dollars on pancakes every single year.
My Vday plans include sticking dark chocolate into Pilsbury crescent rolls (they're vegan!) to go with a chardonnay I won at a raffle. Then I'm gonna sit around in PJs and watch Doctor Who or something. GETTIN REAL BASIC WIT IT.
Might also do laundry.
I did have date number 3 with baby duck today, though. Kissed that dude.
Having a date with my hand tonight.
Nothing newQuote:
Originally Posted by loaf
I'm at work and more stressed out than I should be because I didn't wash my hair when I had my shower last night, and my hair feels gross.
Thankfully, it doesn't LOOK bad. But yeah. I feel like it's giving me a pressure headache.
I beatbox in the shower.
I shower naked.
I sleep naked.
...Unless it's really cold.
I have a fetish for knee high socks.
Thigh high socks and/or boots. Plus my gf hates the fact that I would totally bang Kat Dennings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
Also, Ally, I'm a never nude. There are dozens of us!
........wait you guys dont shower with your swimsuit on?????
Only at summer camp fifteen years ago???
I admit that I finally got around to kicking my ex husband off of my Hulu account and it was more satisfying that I could have possibly anticipated.
I find soft Irish and Welsh accents attractive.
I did, until I dated a girl with a welsh accent that happened to have borderline personality disorder. Boy was that a wild ride!Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
I'm falling for a girl I haven't even met yet. Meeting tomorrow!
Does she wear thigh-highs and have an irish accent?Quote:
Originally Posted by loaf
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Originally Posted by Rowan
idk about the thigh-highs but she dont have an irish accent
I like toothpaste.
Baby duck baked me a loaf of bread for my birthday. I admit that I swooned a bit. I ****ing love bread.
If anybody is looking for someone to talk dirty to them with a 100% real authentic Irish accent gimme a shout, I'm real cheap..
man? woman? my voice doesnt care.. an ears an ear! ;) 8-()
Love you too bae. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanEyes28
I love the smell of garlic.
Dude, you're so stupid. I don't just like toothpaste, I respect toothpaste.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clint
If given the chance, I would live off only eating lasagna.
I dont respect persons religious beliefs.
I don't like children. I really don't like children.
Is that children or parents that can't discipline?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
I've been saying it for years; we should force children to go to war.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
Only once have I met a kid that made me really look forward to having one of my own. He was ADORABLE and I almost cried at how cute he was. His dad was just as adorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by 01habbo
But otherwise? Boogers, drool, nappies, vomit, sticky fingers, ruined wallpaper/carpets/car/life, tantrums, fear, tooth fairies/Santa/Easter bunny, childcare, no sleep, crumbs EVERYWHERE, and no sleep isn't my cup of tea.
Also, last time I was looking after a baby, baby hit his head. It wasn't my fault at all, and it wasn't even BAD. But I was made to feel really shitty about it at the time by the girl I was chilling with at the time. My best friend just had a baby, and whilst I can't wait to meet the guy, I'm also petrified that I'll hurt him, or get puked or boogered on.
I'm not a very patient person either.