Thigh high socks and/or boots. Plus my gf hates the fact that I would totally bang Kat Dennings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
Also, Ally, I'm a never nude. There are dozens of us!
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Thigh high socks and/or boots. Plus my gf hates the fact that I would totally bang Kat Dennings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
Also, Ally, I'm a never nude. There are dozens of us!
........wait you guys dont shower with your swimsuit on?????
Only at summer camp fifteen years ago???
I admit that I finally got around to kicking my ex husband off of my Hulu account and it was more satisfying that I could have possibly anticipated.
I find soft Irish and Welsh accents attractive.
I did, until I dated a girl with a welsh accent that happened to have borderline personality disorder. Boy was that a wild ride!Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
I'm falling for a girl I haven't even met yet. Meeting tomorrow!
Does she wear thigh-highs and have an irish accent?Quote:
Originally Posted by loaf
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Originally Posted by Rowan
idk about the thigh-highs but she dont have an irish accent
I like toothpaste.
Baby duck baked me a loaf of bread for my birthday. I admit that I swooned a bit. I ****ing love bread.
If anybody is looking for someone to talk dirty to them with a 100% real authentic Irish accent gimme a shout, I'm real cheap..
man? woman? my voice doesnt care.. an ears an ear! ;) 8-()
Love you too bae. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanEyes28
I love the smell of garlic.
Dude, you're so stupid. I don't just like toothpaste, I respect toothpaste.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clint
If given the chance, I would live off only eating lasagna.
I dont respect persons religious beliefs.
I don't like children. I really don't like children.
Is that children or parents that can't discipline?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
I've been saying it for years; we should force children to go to war.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
Only once have I met a kid that made me really look forward to having one of my own. He was ADORABLE and I almost cried at how cute he was. His dad was just as adorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by 01habbo
But otherwise? Boogers, drool, nappies, vomit, sticky fingers, ruined wallpaper/carpets/car/life, tantrums, fear, tooth fairies/Santa/Easter bunny, childcare, no sleep, crumbs EVERYWHERE, and no sleep isn't my cup of tea.
Also, last time I was looking after a baby, baby hit his head. It wasn't my fault at all, and it wasn't even BAD. But I was made to feel really shitty about it at the time by the girl I was chilling with at the time. My best friend just had a baby, and whilst I can't wait to meet the guy, I'm also petrified that I'll hurt him, or get puked or boogered on.
I'm not a very patient person either.
My only friend is Che.
Well, don't put all your eggs in one basket, kid. That's all I'm sayin.Quote:
Originally Posted by loaf
JK BROS 4 LYFE
I admit that I've never been more obsessed with a band than I am with Ghost. Nothing else even compares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2ppniJTj0
HAIL SATAN
yeah i remember my friend showing them to me. im not a big fan of the whole 'hail satan' overtones but their music is pretty good, sounds like some blue oyster cult -agents of fortune era stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lacquer Head
I sided with the institute in Fallout 4. *waits for the gasps and that one guy in the background saying. "You sick bastard." *
im not gonna lie guys im having a new roommate join me in about a month shes a little young but idk if ill be able to keep my hands off of her!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/Fs3ic3J.png
Wow, that's adorable! Rocky, are those golden retrievs?
I'll admit something: Jamie is really, really bad at math.
Lol HEY. I know that 1 + 1 does NOT equal a window.
It actually does. Have you seen what a window frame looks like? Two 1s crossing each.
11+11 equals a tennis court.
Lollll fine.
I wasn't paying attention that day in 1st grade and legit thought 1 + 1 = 11 tho for real xD.
Yep I know. I'm not the brightest crayon in the box sometimes. Heh
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Lollll fine.
I wasn't paying attention that day in 1st grade and legit thought 1 + 1 = 11 tho for real xD.
Yep I know. I'm not the brightest crayon in the box sometimes. Heh
Thank goodness you admitted that. Or we might never have known! ♥Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
I will admit that assigned seating at movie theaters is ****ing stupid. I'm an adult. I can seat myself. If people don't want to be responsible and get to the theater early, they deserve shitty seats. People shouldn't be rewarded for being lazy ****s.
On this note, I'll admit I didn't like where I was sitting on a train once, and preferred the window seat as opposed to the aisle seat. The window seat was open so I took it. Many many stops later, I find out that someone was actually assigned that seat, so as I was getting up to move, someone else defended me saying that I've been sitting there this whole time. The other person sighed and sat in the aisle seat. ^_^ Win!Quote:
Originally Posted by Clint
Assigned seating is for rule following plebs. I'm a rebel. Rebels unite!
I like assigned seating in theaters. It's the closest I'll get to being able to piss on something to claim it. Except I can do it on my phone and not get arrested for peeing on something in public
I read "Except I can do that on my phone" As "Except I can piss on my phone".
Please don't. I mean, you probably could, but I wouldn't recommend it. ^_^
You probably also like other fascist things, such as murdering Jews.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete
I've already admitted that I hate kids. But there is one acception! Every time I watch The DeFranco Family, and Trey pops on, I squeal at how adorable he is. He's always had a fantastic head of hair and those eyes and that smile! Gah! Makes me want to have a baby.
But I'm wise enough to know that the adorable part of having kids is like only 2% of the entire ordeal. Yup, still yucky.
I dont like kids either. My mrs family is always like "ohhh when are you having kids?" and then I say we're not and they say "ohhh yes you will, you'll change your mind blah blah" I feel like telling them to **** off, they dont fkn know me. The condescention is unreal. They talk like that yet they bitch and whine about how tired they are and how hard it is to raise kids and literally how their life has "completely changed". Yeah, really selling me on the idea of having kids. How dare they.
Sometimes I feel like they just want everyone else to have kids because they do. Its like how when your life sucks you want everyone elses to suck too.
I HATE it when people are like that. Like jeese, good for you. You had kids. Spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
I MIGHT change my mind one day. But I will continue to do everything short of having my tubes tied to prevent myself from becoming someone's mummy any time soon. **** that shit.
I wouldnt get snipped either, but for different reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Entity
I mean, cmon. Wheres the fun if youve been snipped?
I was snipped once. They cut the whole thing clean off. But it grew back.
I admit one person to my next live musical performance.
(hands you ticket marked only with a pair of sunglasses)
Speaking of procreation...
I can't tell if I'm sore from my workout.... or from ALL THE SEX.
I admit that it is awesome.
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Originally Posted by OceanEyes28
well ducks have been known to hurt their sexual partners. Im serious. Theres a whole documentary on youtube about it. I dont look at ducks the same way.
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Originally Posted by OceanEyes28
Well that's just ducking great!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
Called it
I'm afraid I've got some bad news! Feral cats can cause muscle damage. And too much sex increases your chance of becoming a grapefruit.Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanEyes28
Do you know what's not awesome? Pedophilia.
I wish it was sex my body hurt from. I've been unwell for three weeks, and I'm shocked the coughing hasn't given me a six pack. ;~;
I drove through the village by myself on Wednesday, which is technically against the law for me, since I only have my permit.