Action movies: Cheesy one-liners

[saio]

You've all seen them, those moments in old 80s and 90s films where the main or side character crack a joke
usually set up by an action sequence created for that sole purpose, some are funny and some aren't.
This thread is devoted to these agonizing moments. Also they don't have to be limited to one-liners the more outrageous and obscure the better here's an example.

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Predator. arnold in his prime

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Judge dredd. a good example of 90s cheese

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Under siege 2: Dark territory. Couldn't find the original image for this one

This is one way to do it but I encourage you to be imaginative
A more preferred way is to post video links. Also please share the misery by including the titles

[nix]

I LOVE 80's action movies and action movies in general, so naturally have a fondness for the cheese.

One of my favs has to be:

From the moment he busts through the door, everything that falls out of his mouth is pure cheddar.

Id say i could probably watch any movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it and not mind, that goes for jingle all the way, junior etc

I don't know what it is, the guy is just built to deliver the best cheese possible



actually I dont think i could sit through that Batman movie with him in it again, thats was pretty bad..

[saio]

you have my apologies I did not wish to offend you, all opinions are valid that being said
nice choices I don't think I've seen "the last action hero"

[Xanatos]

I pretty much grew up with action movies, used to watch them all the time with my dad. Nowadays I don't like this genre as much as I used to but I still appreciate the old ones. The only line, better yet comeback I can think of right now aside from "I am the law" which has already been used is "It's just been revoked" from the Lethal Weapon...

[che]

Get off my plane! Bonus: Gary ****in Oldman.

[Crescent]

Epic game but...that line from the movie...

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[Clint]

I have no problem with one-liners as long as they're written and presented well. I've had my share of one-liners, such as "Go ahead, make my day," but again, it's well written, classy, and the delivery was perfect.

See?

Perfect. I'm awesome.

Also, this has nothing to do with one-liners, but I just wanted to add that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are abysmal actors, and are horrible at everything that they do. Except for being horrible actors. They're great at that.

[Odin1199]

Damn, all those Bond quotes. There's alot of them. And Arnie ones are great.



Anyhow, out of all of them this one rocks:

[C.A.]

I laugh because cheesy action movies are so bad.