*toooot toooooooooooooooooooooooooooot*

All aboard! have your tickets ready! the social justice train is about to leave...

Ill be your conductor for this evening. I'm Mr.Knowswhatsright and Im here to take you on a journey across the ancient arsehole valley all the way to opinion island, where everybody can have one just so long as it falls under our idea of political correctness. On our journey expect to see some familiar faces, some famous celebrities and a whole lot of people that we can perscute their ignorant and arrest worthy opinions for. There will be no free speech on this ride, so just shut your mouths unless you have something to say in the name of social justice.

To your right you will see a tweet from the not-so-charming Katie Hopkins from the...show.. on tv(maybe?).


How dare she have an opinion. How dare she express herself via social media. She has been labelled an anti-muslim and rightfully so! because anyone who is from palestine is always going to be muslim and surely someone should call the police and have this anti-muslim(?) beast of a woman arrested. How does she not realise that shes allowed to critisize any religion, but when it comes to someone being muslim, its considered race! We handed out rocks earlier, begin throwing them at her now. A starbucks frape' for the first 5 people to hit her in the face.

To your left you will see Justin Bieber.


He has recently and rightfully so been dismissed and shunned because of his recent use of the -N- word in one of his super talented songs. Didnt he know that only black people can use that word, and if a white person uses it, its racist? Silly beiber. He doesn't know the first thing about racism and the -N- word. Someone should arrest this boy for being racist using a word that only black people are allowed to use! The person who comes up with the best way to put him down will recieve the lastest from our line of "2014 Fedora's"!

Again, to your right you will see John Mayer.


A super talented singer with a beautiful voice. Although its a shame he used his voice to express his non-attraction to black women. how-dare-he say that hes not attracted to someone of african american descent! What a racist pig, everyone needs to be attracted to everybody otherwise they are racist. Im sure he offended many people by voicing his sexual preferences, doesn't he realise that its only acceptable to express your sexuality as long as you're homosexual or female? By the way, we are having a discount on tote bags and septum piercings in the lobby, be quick!


*CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH*
the train full of social justice warriors just died from a horrible crash into what appears to be the future. At that moment, mankind instantly advanced about 150 years intellectually. There is no more poverty, there is no more racism, there is no more war. The world is a fkn utopia.